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Apparently the destruction of the ozone layer was underwritten by The Evil Spiders. Allow all that UV radiation down to the Earth's surface 'cause my spiders want to party all the time, party all the time, party all the ti-ime. (Apologies to Mr. Murphy).
Talk about eye of the beholder . . .
I have spots on my clothes that glow in UV light. I still have no idea how they got there. I wonder if women would find them attractive?Maybe I should show them to a girl and ask her.
THE CREEPS ARE GOING TO THE RAVES!
I love jumper spiders. It's such a great juxtaposition of "cute" cues and "ewww" cues. Big eyes? Tiny body? Furry? Wants to jump on you? Cute! Multiple legs? Spider? Faster than the eye can see? Wants to jump on you? Ew!It's cognitive dissonance in an arachnoid package.
Funny how if God created us in his vision, that he was too lazy to give humans ultraviolet vision. Now why would he do that?
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