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Nobody's going to comment on that.
Mark: Thanks for the conundrum.
Send it to Jesse Jackson. I bet he'll find a use for it.
Don't rub it in.
Makes me think of a trip to the dermatologist...
Hopefully it won't become, "Putting the disappointment in appointment."
Doesn't Ashcroft anoint himself with oil? You're just 5 1/2 years late.
Steve Taylor beat me to my comment.
Yeah, maybe it would be a cute slogan for a dermatologist. I was thinking of the Supreme Court appointment(s). Maybe if someone ever acts unctuous. Or if there's some sense of greasing the political wheels. I'm just staking my claim to this title, to be used when somebody does something greasy or oily at some point.
Perhaps if the stress of the confirmation hearings causes the nominee to develop a rash....
Perhaps you would have been better off by just putting the point in appointment!
Ann, are you expecting a fly in the appointment(s)?
Similar headlines you might want to use in the future:"Putting the lickin in Republican""Putting the romance in necromancy""Putting the penis in happiness"and (not mine)"Compassionate conservatism: Putting the 'warm' back in 'warmonger'."
Mark: I was in the middle of my fly update when I got sidetracked by a phone call -- before I read your post.
Noumenon: I've noticed the third one before. Love the warmonger one.
Putting the "oy" in appointment is gonna be more like it . . .
Hey! Arlen Specter, don't be a fly in Sandra Day O'Connor's appointment!
Not to worry, Ann, I'll hide my disappointment.And, Noumenon, I got to thinking - there is no 'penis' in 'happiness'. Or is that the point?
There's not, Mark? Next you'll be telling me you can't see the 'titty' in 'chastity.'
You could say someone put the "firm" in confirmation, but you might get sued for sexual harassment (or at least pilloried for being suggestive).It sounds like something Clinton might've said. Ladies and Gentlemen of the press I'd like to introduce my nominee for AG -- she put the "firm" in confirmation -- Zoe Baird!Or it could be a "bulking agent" for those who get upset stomach during the arduous confirmation process. Metamucil puts the "firm...."
You can't say "crass" without "ass."
I like to think of myself as the kind of optimist who can see the utility in futility. Not that I actually can, but I'm the kind of optimist who can see himself as that kind of optimist even though he isn't."If it wasn't for disappointment, I wouldn't have any appointments." -- They Might Be Giants
Sorry Ann, can't copyright it. Too short. Copyright requires original expression, and there is a lot of precedent out there that short phrases don't qualify. Personally, I think it wrong - but precedent is precedent, and the Copyright Office is almost guaranteed to reject an application for registration.Also note that "copyright" is no longer really a verb in the U.S., or, indeed, throughout most of the world - in our case probably since the 1976 Copyright Act, or at worst, when we joined the Berne Convention a decade later.Rather, copyright is automatic, by operation of law, as a result of the fixation of original expression. Thus, you can have a copyright in a work, but you really can't copyright it any more.What you can do is register your copyright by observing the formalities required by the U.S. Copyright Office. However, as noted above, they have a policy of rejecting simple phrases (which is not determinitive of lack of copyright, but rather highly suggestive). Sorry.
Unprotected sex: putting the risky in frisky.
Well sure I do, Noumenon - but I see those everywhere.Bruce, what about a trademark or service mark?
Bruce: I was speaking metaphorically and in web lingo.
MarkT: Trademark would have been a worse choice for a metaphor, because I wanted to claim to own it. Trademark would require that I use it all the time and do business under it. Hard to picture me doing that!
Ann is right. The problem with trademark is that a mark needs to identify a good or service. And, Ann, sorry about getting technical on you. The use of "copyright" as a verb is a hot button with me - even some IP professionals do it.
Bruce: Mellow out. Not everything is to be taken literally. What if I had said "I own that"? Would you pedantically point out reasons why I don't and can't?
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