Dennis Miller has usually been happy to spray his acerbic wit across the political spectrum, but things will be different on his new CNBC talk program. President Bush is in a mock-free zone.Personally, I adore Miller. He says things like this:
"I like him," Miller explained. "I'm going to give him a pass. I take care of my friends."
.... "People have said to me, 'What happened to Dennis?'" [his former "Saturday Night Live" colleague Al] Franken said.
"Nothing happened to Dennis. He's the same Dennis. He's always had a conservative streak on certain issues. ... It makes what you do different when you say, 'I don't have a dog in this fight,'" Franken said. "It's a big choice to make. I made it. I made the same choice on the opposite side."
"If two gay guys want to get married, I couldn't care less," he said. "It's their business. If some foreigner wants to blow their wedding up, I want my government to eliminate him."Plus, according to the AP, the show will have a monkey:
The United States right now is simultaneously the world's most loved, hated, feared and admired nation, he said.
"In short," he said, "we're Frank Sinatra."
You read that right. Miller wanted a simian presence, believing a monkey occasionally scampering across the studio floor will keep both guests and viewers on their toes, he said.Hey, it worked for The Today Show.