Enough talk of women and their slutty-one-thing-or-another Halloween costumes.

Let's look a the man problem for once. Here'sthe Amazon list of bestselling men's costumes —via Instapundit — and the #1 costume is some stretchy fabric that covers your entire body and makes you all one color. What is the attraction here?

Why are men choosing these costumes?
	They want to be somehow invisible, yet brightly colored.
	It's very much like being naked, but with no face and no genitalia.
	There's some movie/video game character this represents.
	The onesie suit is just the beginning. It's what you put on next that counts.
	It's not a Halloween costume. Wear your team's color to a sporting event.
	It's not a Halloween costume. It's for committing crimes.
	The onesie suit is just the beginning. Use scissors for individual, customized partial nakedness.
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IN THE COMMENTS: I'm schooled by DannyNoonan, who seems to think I'm a bit of an idiot not to know about the "green man," and KLDavis, who points me to a video clip that makes me laugh a lot.