२६ जून, २०१५

Mississippi knows it needs a new flag.

And it's going to get one, though it's not enough of an emergency to call the legislature back into session during its summer break:
Republican Gov. Phil Bryant said Thursday... "As has been my longstanding practice, I will not call a special legislative session for something other than a natural disaster or a major economic development project"....
What will the new flag look like?
In January 2001, Governor Ronnie Musgrove appointed an independent commission which developed a new proposed design, and on April 17, 2001, a non-binding state referendum to change the flag was put before Mississippi voters. 
Obviously, the proposed flag lost. (It was 64% to 36%.) But there was a specific flag:



You can see how a committee would derive that from the existing flag:



I know I'm an outsider, but I'd just like to make a suggestion, and it's a suggestion based on something Mississippi did very well: the state quarter:



Derive the new flag from that. It's a positive image that completely sheds the remnants of the Stars and Bars, yet it's rooted in tradition. Mississippi is — but please don't write this on the flag — The Magnolia State. And flowers have, over the years, appeared on various flags, for example:



So so it's not an absurd innovation in vexillology, like, say, putting an upholstered chair on the flag (furniture being Missisippi's largest manufacturing industry).

९७ टिप्पण्या:

Scott म्हणाले...

No flag can beat Maryland's flag.

Gahrie म्हणाले...

How can a professor be so eager to erase history?

Unknown म्हणाले...

Hey, people died so let's scrub the Confederate battle flag out of existence. And while we're at it:

http://news.utexas.edu/2015/06/24/task-force-to-review-jefferson-davis-statue-on-campus

This is truly disgusting.

Gahrie म्हणाले...

We need to get rid of California's flag too. It represents the Bear Republic, when the White man came to California and subjugated the Indians and Californios.

Tank म्हणाले...

gamergate

Tell them to fuck off and keep your flag.

Scott म्हणाले...

The government of Fiji is currently holding a competition to redesign its national flag. I think that's a better way to do it than hiring a consultant.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

A squirrel on a field of pink would be appropriate.

Shouting Thomas म्हणाले...

Althouse and Meade are being called out daily by their former protege, The Crack Emcee, as virulent racists. So, a black man is actually accusing these two blackface fools of racism. Crack may be crazy, but the crazy are sometimes right.

Crack left the Althouse plantation in fury over Althouse's continual attempts to paint herself and her son as niggers. Meade, who apparently has a few white sheets in his background, is scurrying around the web accusing other white men of racism even as his former protege accuses him, correctly, of being a racist in blackface.

Professor, you and your husband need to slink away in shame and hide under a rock.

The University of Wisconsin needs a new law professor.

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

A State without a Flag is like a Fish without a bicycle.

Or something.

Why do States need flags?

sparrow म्हणाले...

It's not about erasing history; it's about choosing which ideals to honor. The symbols of the Confederacy are justly tainted by memories of slavery and Jim Crow. These symbols should be remembered but not honored. Just because these changes are proposed by the left does not mean they are inherently wrong, even stopped clocks ....

rhhardin म्हणाले...

The civil war is a guy thing. Get over it, guys.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

States need flags so that they know where their soldiers are in battle.

Hence the pussy cat suggestion.

sparrow म्हणाले...

States need a flag because they are sovereign. It would be better for all if the states had more independent power - but our elites are overcontrolling would be totalitarians who despise dissent.

Clayton Hennesey म्हणाले...

The flag Professor Althouse proposes has a vague, revolutionary Asian look to it, as if it were the flag of the 22nd Century hegemonic successor to Communist China which had finally swallowed the entire Pacific Rim.

I don't think they're really going to buy that down at the catfish house.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

Althouse is an aid to reading the otherwise inexplicable media blitz. What do women want. Everything starts with feeling, but what the hell is the feeling.

Flowers are involved.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

Maybe a prom dress should figure in the flag. That's an important event in girls' lives.

It's hard to know.

अनामित म्हणाले...

That flower flag is our future: we'll become a SAR of China.

That flag is the flag of Hong Kong, a Special Administrative Region of China, where you can vote for preapproved candidates, exactly the way leftists like to coronate their "leaders".

अनामित म्हणाले...

rhhardin said...
Maybe a prom dress should figure in the flag. That's an important event in girls' lives.

How about a vagina, nothing more important than that? Blue States will approve.

tim in vermont म्हणाले...

I think that the semiotics (BTW, great band name, "The Semiotics") that bother liberals about the "rebel flag" have as much to do with rebellion against a central authority which they now control as they have to do with a 150 year old war.

Once the flag is gone, there will be one less symbol of resistance. They have already thoroughly demonized the Gadsden Flag. It's about making it harder for those who would oppose their dreams of an America which is controlled economically, socially, and politically by a tiny elite who know best for everybody, to organize.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

Mississippi recovered from Katrina by helping each other. If you have a million victims, you have a million helpers. This is an anti-federal narrative so should not be mentioned on the flag.

Helplessness is the new rule.

Ann Althouse म्हणाले...

"The flag Professor Althouse proposes has a vague, revolutionary Asian look to it, as if it were the flag of the 22nd Century hegemonic successor to Communist China which had finally swallowed the entire Pacific Rim."

I put up that Hong Kong flag just as a good example of the way a flower could be used on a flag. I think the magnolia, as seen on the coin, should be simplified and should appear large and centered as the only element on a flag. Probably the background should be blue (note the "Bonnie Blue" flag in Mississippi's history) and the magnolia should be white. But maybe some people will see that as embodying white supremacy...

rhhardin म्हणाले...

The trouble with a vagina is that it's architecturally chaotic, not to mention unrecognizeable.

Also people would always be flying the thing upside-down. You'd need an UP arrow.

khesanh0802 म्हणाले...

I don't agree with Shouting Thomas much - he is generally rude and abusive - but he is on to something with Meade. I have found Meade to be generally laid back and acute, but on the battle flag question he has been downright mean and, to say the least, feisty. I have been wondering why he has reacted so.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

An orchid would be a compromise. That looks like a vagina.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

Flowers are, after all, genitals.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

A black widow would be a nice touch. How many states have spiders on their flags.

Guys gone, now ruled by women mating tradition.

Meade म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Ann Althouse म्हणाले...

"... to say the least, feisty."

Feisty, eh?

Meade म्हणाले...

Louisiana could have the Flag flag.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

Is there a famous Mississippi beer? You could have a bottle flag.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

Judy Chicago's Red Flag is probably out.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

This is all done to avoid offending whites who think that blacks are children and who can't read semiotics in the first place.

Otherwise they wouldn't so quickly think blacks are children.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

Blacks are sort of like a flag to these helping whites.

These whites are aestheticians.

So helpless, like children.

How about a flower.

Henry म्हणाले...

The city of Pass Christian, Mississippi has a magnolia on it.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

Mississippi knows it needs a new flag.

What kind of knowing is this?

Is it a response to a challenge? No, I know that.

Is it unconscious knowledge? I know there's a coffee cup on the desk.

Is it a goldfinch? Might it not be stuffed?

Maybe it knows it needs a new flag to cut off debate. Mob knowledge.

Lucien म्हणाले...

That so-called flag is actually a five-armed swastika, dressed up to look like a flower. Clearly a racist, fascist micro aggression.

(I'm going to my safe place now.)

अनामित म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
अनामित म्हणाले...

On form with the maxims this morning, rhhardin:


A squirrel on a field of pink would be appropriate.


The civil war is a guy thing. Get over it, guys.


There's more insight into the truth of the matter in these two little maxims than in all the verbiage heretofore strewn.

Peter म्हणाले...

"Why do States need flags?"

So they can fly them underneath the U.S. flag, and thereby acknowledge the supremacy clause in Article VI of the federal Constitution?

mishu म्हणाले...

1. I have a magnolia tree in my backyard. They are quite different from the magnolia bushes up north. It always has leaves year round yet also sheds leaves year round. You need to keep up with the fallen leaves as they are quite acidic and will burn your lawn. The flowers in real life aren't as pretty as represented on the coin. They do smell nice but overall magnolia trees are a pain in the ass. I would not recommend anyone getting them.

2. Perhaps Sheldon Cooper should weigh in:

https://www.google.com/#q=fun+with+flags&tbm=vid

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves म्हणाले...

Do you have a flag?

अनामित म्हणाले...

Why don't we just blow up all of our history, so we can make it look like America is so pristine and perfect now that we have Obama as president. I am sickened that we are erasing our history. We might as well be Isis blowing up their history!! Are we EVER going to be happy enough banning everything we don't like?? What's next??

David म्हणाले...

The Magnolia? Symbol of the plantation?

David म्हणाले...

" I am sickened that we are erasing our history."

Actually, it's unearned history that is causing the change. Nothing is being erased here. It's a question of what we honor.

Mark म्हणाले...

Okay, I have this sorted:

http://www.wikiart.org/en/georgia-o-keeffe/modern-flowers

Magnolia blossoms and vagina allusions. (It's Georgia O'Keeffe, after all). Stylize it and make it a flag. Heck, throw the stylized vagina (I mean blossom) over a over a red field/blue cross-without-stars to attempt to satisfy the traditionalists.

Where is this wrong?

Shouting Thomas म्हणाले...

I've returned to study the work of R. Crumb recently. Crumb ruthlessly satirized blackface clowns like Althouse and Meade.

My first effort was a colored pencil portrait of Flakey Foont, Crumb's hopelessly naive young man persona.

Crumb's comics were produced in colored ink. I'm off to the art supply store to buy a set of colored pens.

One of my first project will be to produce blackface portraits of Althouse and Meade.

David म्हणाले...

I see Sparrow already made the "honor" point. Here's to Sparrow.

Deirdre Mundy म्हणाले...

Peacocks! In honor of Flannery O'Connor! Or maybe an O'Connor/Faulkner Mash-up.

Mississippi-- We make great literature!

अनामित म्हणाले...

sparrow: It's not about erasing history; it's about choosing which ideals to honor. The symbols of the Confederacy are justly tainted by memories of slavery and Jim Crow. These symbols should be remembered but not honored. Just because these changes are proposed by the left does not mean they are inherently wrong, even stopped clocks ....

Oh, but my dear, it is about erasing history. Gormless conservatives have been and will be conceding every other point on that clock face about "which ideals to honor".

It's not about Confederates, it's about white men. There is nothing white men have done in this country that the left doesn't "justly taint" with memories of evil. (Easy enough to do, because there is nothing in human history that isn't so tainted.) You think an honorable concession is being made - isolated from current political context, it is. They just smell blood.

Michael म्हणाले...

I would go with the black flag. Works for everyone.

George M. Spencer म्हणाले...

I think the City of Atlanta should hire ISIS to give it advice on how to blow up the massive rock carvings of Confederate generals on Stone Mountain.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Here's an interesting clip about how we choose what to honor.

It also illustrates by contrast a couple of inarguably positive aspects of Southern culture: Polite Southern gentleman with pleasant speaking voice is obnoxiously instructed on goodthink by obnoxious newslady with obnoxious speaking voice.

I think she was triggered by his addressing her as "ma'am".

अनामित म्हणाले...

rhhardin said...
An orchid would be a compromise. That looks like a vagina.

You are manspreading.

"The genus name comes from the Ancient Greek ὄρχις (órkhis), literally meaning "testicle", because of the shape of the twin tubers in some species of Orchis."

rhhardin म्हणाले...

This will pretty much unmoor Eudora Welty. The importance of time and place.

Meade म्हणाले...

"I would go with the black flag. Works for everyone."

Sure, unless you're a flying insect bug.

Helvidius म्हणाले...

An upholstered chair... Why not Chairy?
http://peewee.wikia.com/wiki/File:Chairy.jpg

Meade म्हणाले...

@Mark,

Deep. But if her Magnolia was a vagina, what was O'Keeffe's Petunia?

Michael म्हणाले...

Meade

Perhaps you have never encountered a Mississippi gnat?

lemondog म्हणाले...

An Omni-flag..... a compilation of all state flags.

An Oprah flag. She was Mississippi born, or a Muppets flag in honor of Jim Henson also Mississippi born.

exhelodrvr1 म्हणाले...

The problem is that we are throwing the baby out with the bath water.

exhelodrvr1 म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Michael म्हणाले...

Deidre Mundy

O'Connor was a Georgian. Welty was from Jackson, Mississippi

JAORE म्हणाले...

Not much to like about the committee flag proposed. I see 20 stars (one larger than the rest). Mississippi is the 20th state but this is a lousy presentation. Certainly not a trend Hawaii or Alaska should follow.

lemondog म्हणाले...

throwing the baby out with the bath water.

More Flag symbol ideas.

Birkel म्हणाले...

Leftists are under the misapprehension that one must physically burn a book to be the personification of a book-burner.

Leftists remain wrong.

Lyle म्हणाले...

The magnolia blossom can be seen as a symbol of white supremacy too. Think!

Lyle म्हणाले...

Wisconsin should change its flag. It's populated by only white men. Hate.

Deirdre Mundy म्हणाले...

Oh! I guess I got confused b/c all her stuff is through University of Mississippi.....

What's the link, then?

Meade म्हणाले...

@lemondog, brilliant!
and quick.

Lance म्हणाले...

I kinda like the upholstery idea.

Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...

A dolphin!

Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...

Actually you could use the flower picture at that link. Plop that on a blue background.

Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...

A bee in an armchair eating oysters.

lemondog म्हणाले...

Mississippi born Fred Smith, founder and CEO of FedEx with a red, white and blue FedEx flag.... or is that too secessionist sounding?

Brill म्हणाले...

Replace the battle flag section with the state seal or an oak tree covered in Spanish moss.

Fernandinande म्हणाले...

They should put a bison on it because nobody can argue with a bison.

mikeski म्हणाले...

"The genus name [of orchid flowers] comes from the Ancient Greek ὄρχις (órkhis), literally meaning "testicle", because of the shape of the twin tubers in some species of Orchis."

But the medical condition of having unusually small [ahem] is "microorchidism", so that's actually a perfect choice for this new flag.

exhelodrvr1 म्हणाले...

What if the bison is actually a transbuffalo?

mccullough म्हणाले...

The Jolly Roger would be cool.

Ole Miss has to change its nickname and mascot, too. I suggest the Pirates.

Smilin' Jack म्हणाले...

Why do States need flags?

For the same reason that counties and school districts need flags.

furious_a म्हणाले...

An extended middle-finger hand, rampant, over an airborne General Lee, charged.

Motto: "Gratia Deo Per Arkansas"

lemondog म्हणाले...

What if the bison is actually a transbuffalo?

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

furious_a म्हणाले...

Why do States need flags?

So their children know how to paint themselves on Game Day.

Meade म्हणाले...

"One of my first project will be to produce blackface portraits of Althouse and Meade."

Can't ya see I'm Donny Osmond?

Bilwick म्हणाले...

The Stupid Left (where Saul Alinsky meets the Dumbest Generation) probably would like the current state flag replaced with the image of Che Guevara. You know, because they're so pro-freedom and all.

n.n म्हणाले...

Not even a hint of responsibility by the social complex to sponsor prejudice and dysfunction through class diversity, selective-child, etc. policies. Pro-choice doctrine is good for the King/Queen.

James Pawlak म्हणाले...

I suggest the "Don't Treat On Me" flag

Unknown म्हणाले...

The magnolia image on the quarter is fussy and probably unrecognizable to the average person. The relief profiles of Washington and Jefferson and Lincoln on other coins are simple, recognizable and convey history. The Kennedy half dollar was very popular (I think I still have some). Stick to a head, even if it has to be someone obscure (Bear Bryant maybe).

Unknown म्हणाले...

Oh shoot, I thought we were talking about Alabama (thought they were the magnolia state).

Known Unknown म्हणाले...

The Magnolia? Symbol of the plantation?

Wouldn't cotton be the actual 'symbol' of a place. I have a magnolia tree in the backyard of my plantat- er house here in Ohio.

Skyler म्हणाले...

Vexillologists are quite proud of themselves and seem to think they are the only ones who have any sense about flags.

Rusty म्हणाले...

Aunt Jemima!






no?

Rusty म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Rusty म्हणाले...

A cotton boll.





Nobody can find offence with a lowly cotton boll.



Oh, wait.

Rusty म्हणाले...

Do tobacco plants flower?
Maybe a nice tobacco flower instead.

Rusty म्हणाले...

Or that reclining naked girl that you find on mudflaps on big riggs.

Rusty म्हणाले...

A great big pair of trailer hitch bulls balls.

On a field of blue.