But since we're on the distaff side here,I'll go with
Beaver Cleaver. Make of that what you will Laslo Spatula.
But Hillary's hunkering in the bunker and not coming out and defending herself is probably a mistake. And I think it was Napoleon Bonaparte who said, "Never interrupt your opponent while they are making a mistake."
So a word to Hillary, "Sweetie, stay in the bunker."
"Kitchen drawer" is not a unique specification. I have something like eight, three of which I actually use regularly. And I don't know the names of everything in them; there are some utensils I could only refer to as "that thing that. . . ."
I saw in the article that someone used "Nick Danger". Since it's taken, I'll be Rocky Rococo. My wife can be Betty Jo Bialosky, (AKA Melanie Haber, Audrey Farber, and Susan Underhill).
I'm Elizabeth...any one of dozens of things depending on which drawer I decide to open and, because I will see many things at once, which thing I want as my last name.
Typical Clinton, you always get to pick your own facts.
I thought it was your porn-star name, and it was your middle name and the street you lived on. I would have been Hal Grove at one time, which sounds porn-star-ish.
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I did one of these things where they wanted your middle name and the street you were raised....which in my case turned out to be
"George Carlin"
Rita Grapefruit-Spoon
Hi, I'm Patrick Dead Fly. Apparently I'm Native American and didn't know it.
I want to know what Hillary's "Carlos Danger" e-mail name is...
So this blog could be renamed
"Glad"
hmmm....
June Fork? I could just as easily go with June Spoon. Rhymes with moon in a tin pan alley tune.
Always, always use the kitchen drawer.
The desk drawer leads to items somewhat telling, with variations of "panties" or "cigars."
Ward Cleaver.
But since we're on the distaff side here,I'll go with
Beaver Cleaver. Make of that what you will Laslo Spatula.
But Hillary's hunkering in the bunker and not coming out and defending herself is probably a mistake. And I think it was Napoleon Bonaparte who said, "Never interrupt your opponent while they are making a mistake."
So a word to Hillary, "Sweetie, stay in the bunker."
Ironically, my name ends up being 'Laslo Spatula'.
Even more ironically, I am and am not 'Laslo Spatula'.
If I use my mom's name, it would be Jane Church Key.
If I use my dad's name and open a different drawer, it would be Louis Ziploc.
Ann Sellotape... I might get some looks if I tried to use it.
Lillian Crumb
Using dad's middle name: Ivan Duct Tape. Sounds fake.
Anita Screw
If the New Yorker is satirizing this, I'm guessing support for Hillary! is dwindling fast.
Al Kikkoman
Benjamin Oatmeal
Emma Peeler
If Chelsea opened her refrigerator instead, she'd be Diane Swanson.
Rose Whisk
Wilma Fingerdoo... Okay, that's not really it but that name cracks me up.
I don't think I'm going to get anywhere as "Joan Swivel Peeler."
Charles Halfcup
Ann Kale.
She must be a hipster.
I want to know what Hillary's "Carlos Danger" e-mail name is…
Ron Mexico?
Marie Brush
Winnell Keurig.
Ann Canopener. (Pronounced the French way: KAHN-opp-AY-NAY.)
"Kitchen drawer" is not a unique specification. I have something like eight, three of which I actually use regularly. And I don't know the names of everything in them; there are some utensils I could only refer to as "that thing that. . . ."
Miriam Clothespin
Better names from D.Barry:
"Ole Ass" in the 1940 Census
http://www.archives.com/1940-census/ole-ass-mn-42715040
"Fart Low" United States Census, 1940
https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/V1LG-R7B
"Albino Urine" in the 1940 Census
http://www.ancestry.com/1940-census/usa/California/Albino-Urine_2jr66f
"Vagina M Buckerhoff" in 1920 Census
https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/M8CZ-ZSW
"Ima Urethra Mosher"
https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/V6QJ-GQM
"Pervy Tingle"
https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/VBSK-X4Q
"Nipple Iovine"
https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:XGNP-12W
"Gustus Penile"
https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:MN47-TMH
"Gas Ball"
https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JYLH-444
"Angeline Smelling Forbush"
https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N436-DJ5a
"Blow D Organ"
https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:M6YH-MGG
"Stinken Kox"
https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JH4X-35L
Be thankful you aren't Elaine Roach.
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Lucile Texas Tough
Both of my parents have last names for middle names (how wasp-y), so I'll regress to grandmother:
Cornelia IceCreamScoop.
Hi, I'm Roy Foodsaver.
I saw in the article that someone used "Nick Danger". Since it's taken, I'll be Rocky Rococo. My wife can be Betty Jo Bialosky, (AKA Melanie Haber, Audrey Farber, and Susan Underhill).
Olive Knife.
Uh.. Paul 'butterknife'?
Do you think the Russian and Chinese hackers were fooled by the email names they used?
Do you think their passwords were sophisticated like their names?
Lucille Shrimp Sheller. I think I could live with that.
Muriel hotsaucepacket
Martella Spoon
Enough of this foolishness. From now on I'm using my real name.
- E. Normous Johnson
Neither my mother nor my father had middle names. There was a Depression on, and everybody had to tighten their belts.
I'm Elizabeth...any one of dozens of things depending on which drawer I decide to open and, because I will see many things at once, which thing I want as my last name.
Typical Clinton, you always get to pick your own facts.
I thought it was your porn-star name, and it was your middle name and the street you lived on. I would have been Hal Grove at one time, which sounds porn-star-ish.
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