९ मार्च, २०१५

Just call me Elaine Glad.

I'm using the "Chelsea Clinton Fake E-Mail Name Generator: your mother’s middle name and the first thing you see when you open the kitchen drawer."

४५ टिप्पण्या:

Ron म्हणाले...

I did one of these things where they wanted your middle name and the street you were raised....which in my case turned out to be

"George Carlin"

DanTheMan म्हणाले...

Rita Grapefruit-Spoon

richard mcenroe म्हणाले...

Hi, I'm Patrick Dead Fly. Apparently I'm Native American and didn't know it.

JRoberts म्हणाले...

I want to know what Hillary's "Carlos Danger" e-mail name is...

Ron म्हणाले...

So this blog could be renamed

"Glad"

hmmm....

Unknown म्हणाले...

June Fork? I could just as easily go with June Spoon. Rhymes with moon in a tin pan alley tune.

Laura म्हणाले...

Always, always use the kitchen drawer.

The desk drawer leads to items somewhat telling, with variations of "panties" or "cigars."

Skeptical Voter म्हणाले...

Ward Cleaver.


But since we're on the distaff side here,I'll go with

Beaver Cleaver. Make of that what you will Laslo Spatula.

But Hillary's hunkering in the bunker and not coming out and defending herself is probably a mistake. And I think it was Napoleon Bonaparte who said, "Never interrupt your opponent while they are making a mistake."

So a word to Hillary, "Sweetie, stay in the bunker."

अनामित म्हणाले...

Ironically, my name ends up being 'Laslo Spatula'.

Even more ironically, I am and am not 'Laslo Spatula'.

Mr. D म्हणाले...

If I use my mom's name, it would be Jane Church Key.

If I use my dad's name and open a different drawer, it would be Louis Ziploc.

Sharc म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Alexander म्हणाले...

Ann Sellotape... I might get some looks if I tried to use it.

Julie C म्हणाले...

Lillian Crumb

Sal म्हणाले...

Using dad's middle name: Ivan Duct Tape. Sounds fake.

Bob Boyd म्हणाले...

Anita Screw

Sam L. म्हणाले...

If the New Yorker is satirizing this, I'm guessing support for Hillary! is dwindling fast.

readering म्हणाले...

Al Kikkoman

sparrow म्हणाले...

Benjamin Oatmeal

Eleanor म्हणाले...

Emma Peeler

Big Mike म्हणाले...

If Chelsea opened her refrigerator instead, she'd be Diane Swanson.

Tom म्हणाले...

Rose Whisk

Tom म्हणाले...

Wilma Fingerdoo... Okay, that's not really it but that name cracks me up.

Michelle Dulak Thomson म्हणाले...

I don't think I'm going to get anywhere as "Joan Swivel Peeler."

अनामित म्हणाले...

Charles Halfcup

LordSomber म्हणाले...

Ann Kale.

She must be a hipster.

LordSomber म्हणाले...

I want to know what Hillary's "Carlos Danger" e-mail name is…

Ron Mexico?

I Have Misplaced My Pants म्हणाले...

Marie Brush

Deb म्हणाले...

Winnell Keurig.

RMc म्हणाले...

Ann Canopener. (Pronounced the French way: KAHN-opp-AY-NAY.)

अनामित म्हणाले...

"Kitchen drawer" is not a unique specification. I have something like eight, three of which I actually use regularly. And I don't know the names of everything in them; there are some utensils I could only refer to as "that thing that. . . ."

Fernandinande म्हणाले...

Miriam Clothespin

Better names from D.Barry:

"Ole Ass" in the 1940 Census
http://www.archives.com/1940-census/ole-ass-mn-42715040

"Fart Low" United States Census, 1940
https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/V1LG-R7B

"Albino Urine" in the 1940 Census
http://www.ancestry.com/1940-census/usa/California/Albino-Urine_2jr66f

"Vagina M Buckerhoff" in 1920 Census
https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/M8CZ-ZSW

"Ima Urethra Mosher"
https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/V6QJ-GQM

"Pervy Tingle"
https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/VBSK-X4Q

"Nipple Iovine"
https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:XGNP-12W

"Gustus Penile"
https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:MN47-TMH

"Gas Ball"
https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JYLH-444

"Angeline Smelling Forbush"
https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N436-DJ5a

"Blow D Organ"
https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:M6YH-MGG

"Stinken Kox"
https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JH4X-35L

Yancey Ward म्हणाले...

Be thankful you aren't Elaine Roach.

Tamika म्हणाले...

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ken in tx म्हणाले...

Lucile Texas Tough

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

Both of my parents have last names for middle names (how wasp-y), so I'll regress to grandmother:

Cornelia IceCreamScoop.

Edmund म्हणाले...

Hi, I'm Roy Foodsaver.

I saw in the article that someone used "Nick Danger". Since it's taken, I'll be Rocky Rococo. My wife can be Betty Jo Bialosky, (AKA Melanie Haber, Audrey Farber, and Susan Underhill).

Scott म्हणाले...

Olive Knife.

Paul म्हणाले...

Uh.. Paul 'butterknife'?

Do you think the Russian and Chinese hackers were fooled by the email names they used?

Do you think their passwords were sophisticated like their names?

Barbara म्हणाले...

Lucille Shrimp Sheller. I think I could live with that.

Lewis Wetzel म्हणाले...

Muriel hotsaucepacket

Rusty म्हणाले...

Martella Spoon

Hammond X. Gritzkofe म्हणाले...

Enough of this foolishness. From now on I'm using my real name.
- E. Normous Johnson

chillblaine म्हणाले...

Neither my mother nor my father had middle names. There was a Depression on, and everybody had to tighten their belts.

tim maguire म्हणाले...

I'm Elizabeth...any one of dozens of things depending on which drawer I decide to open and, because I will see many things at once, which thing I want as my last name.

Typical Clinton, you always get to pick your own facts.

Michael म्हणाले...

I thought it was your porn-star name, and it was your middle name and the street you lived on. I would have been Hal Grove at one time, which sounds porn-star-ish.