२ सप्टेंबर, २०१४

The Russians send 5 geckos into space for a sex experiment.

They all die.

२३ टिप्पण्या:

Original Mike म्हणाले...

Sex in space is fatal? That's really going to put a damper on Moon/Mars colonization plans.

Ignorance is Bliss म्हणाले...

We're all gonna die of something. Space sex sounds like a pretty damn good way to go.

Rob म्हणाले...

In space no one could hear them scream.

RonF म्हणाले...

Rumor has it that astronauts have found that sex in space requires the participation of a 3rd party to provide the occasional shove as one floats around. Apparently this same behavior has been seen in dolphins - although they don't have arms to grab with ....

tim maguire म्हणाले...

Did they die with smiles on their faces?

gerry म्हणाले...

tags: lizards, Russia

I almost could not go on.

ErnieG म्हणाले...

Did they take the extra fifteen minutes to get good insurance?

Revenant म्हणाले...

The space sex geckos are dead?

Noooooo!

Ignorance is Bliss म्हणाले...

ErnieG said...

Did they take the extra fifteen minutes to get good insurance?

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

exhelodrvr1 म्हणाले...

No, sex with geckos in space is fatal.

Tibore म्हणाले...

"Experts say the geckos may have frozen to death after the heating system broke down, Russian news agencies report."

Boo, Russian space agency! BOOOOO!! If it's not death by Snu Snu, it's not a good death!!

Wince म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Wince म्हणाले...

In the relationship between the United States and Russia, "I think what we've got on our hands is a dead gecko."

exhelodrvr1 म्हणाले...

Just push the reset button. Everything will be fine.

Ignorance is Bliss म्हणाले...

Sadly, the state of the world is the Russian bear is encountering the Obama gecko.

Greg Hlatky म्हणाले...

It's the fault of Ukrainian bandits. Time for another invasion!

Shawn Levasseur म्हणाले...

Did they forget the duct tape?

Original Mike म्हणाले...

""Experts say the geckos may have frozen to death after the heating system broke down,"

That's reassuring.

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

That will teach them to buy the cut rate GEICO Insurance that doesn't cover outer space risks.

Unknown म्हणाले...

The first dog in space, Laika, was Russian and also died. They lied about it for fifty years.

Steve म्हणाले...

Barbarella survived sex in space. Maybe we should send Jane Fonda for the next Russian experiment.

The Godfather म्हणाले...

@Steve ("Maybe we should send Jane Fonda for the next Russian experiment.")

YES!

Carnifex म्हणाले...

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