It's probably because I chose "White House Chefs" for "Presidential Perks" and "Ha" for "Exercise." Or it may have been selecting "Mookie" for a pet name and "Godfather" for the favorite movie.
I thought the questions were bullshit. There were only a few 1 I could answer truthfully. Most of them I would have picked "none of the above" had it been a choice.
They told me that I was Joe Biden.
And me, a liberal! (In the classic, libertarian sense)
"You're strong and powerful and willing to do whatever it takes to get what you want. Just like Hillary, you're a hard worker who goes above and beyond to complete a challenge. You might have a well-to-do significant other, but that doesn't mean you're riding anyone's coattails!"
Martini, school newspaper, barbecue, protecting children with disabilities, A. Hamilton, Houston, Lonesome Dove, Duke, lifting weights, power... pure and simple.
Original choices (when I got Christie): Martini, Poetry Slams, Cheese, Immigration Reform, St. Thomas Aquinas, Chicago, Godfather, "Mookie," Ha (Exercise), White House Chefs.
I retook the quiz, and I changed one selection: I substituted "Women's Rights" for my original "Immigration Reform."
I'll never *really* know the answer to this important question because their selection of answers was too disjoint from mine.
Drink of choice - margarita: Beer was closest.
High school activity - none of the above: Sports was closest since I did that when not taking LSD.
Role model - none of 'em; mostly people I don't care or know about: Hamilton by default.
Issue - immigration reform, but not the way they mean it: Guns (freedom, not control).
Which city - I hate cities: Houston because it isn't in the East.
Movie - Apocalypto: picked Dove.
Exercise - following a pack of dogs hither and yon thru the desert. (had a college intramural weight lifting record, 40+ years ago, so picked weights).
White house perk - I'd hate to be a POTUS. Picked Camp Dave.
= Jeb Bush. Sports, tacos and beer, I guess, not knowing anything about him.
White wine, debate, cheese, gun rights, Hamilton, Boston, Lonesome Dove, Pugsly, tennis, Camp David. Somehow I suspect Warren and I come at gun rights from opposite directions.
Soda pop, varsity sports, lasagna, gun rights, Alexander Hamilton, Miami, The Godfather, George, lifting weights, white house chefs = Joe Biden... probably because of eschewing the alcohol.
Soda because there was no, "Why would I be at a bar?" option, speech and debate, tacos, Aquinas, Houston, Lonesome Dove (or Godfather, but I just watched that recently,) George, walking briskly to meetings (I hate meetings, but I like walking briskly to things,) and White House chefs because...
Power: No appeal. Meeting celebrities: No. Why? Awesome White House parties: What are they talking about? Dork parties, they mean. Politico parties. Horrible. No. Air Force One: A plane? Riding around in an airplane? Is this there in case a five year old boy is taking the quiz? Camp David: Another house you have to go to that isn't your own house where you happily lived before people elected you and made you move.
Chefs is the only one that's any good. People who are hyper competent at making food making your food all the time. That's great. Obviously the best one.
I did it twice, got Jeb Bush once and Rick Perry once. It think picking Houston had something to do with that. (They didn't have Anchorage on the list...)
I will elaborate. A White House party is like a company party, an obligation party. If you're the President, everyone at your party felt like he had to come and most everyone feels like he has to impress you or kiss up to you. There is, therefore, almost no chance of any authentic social interaction. Nearly all of it will be false. Also, drunk politicians. A bunch of power-lovers, intoxicated, trying to suck up to you. "We're gonna party like it's Tracy Flick's graduation day!"
woo. hoo.
Unrelated: I tried giving the answers I think I would have given in college, and I got Elizabeth Warren.
"I tried giving the answers I think I would have given in college, and I got Elizabeth Warren."
Interesting. I tried doing the same thing: Beer, Spanish club, lasagna, women's rights, Bill Nye Science guy, Boston, V for Vendetta, Mookie, Running, Power, pure and simple.
So — power, pure and simple is the only answer that was the same as when I initially took the quiz.
I took the quiz one more time. This time I tried giving answers I least prefer: Vodka w/Red Bull, model UN, lobster roll, women's rights, Beyonce, WashingtonDC, V Vendetta, Pugsly, Charity sport event, awesome WH parties.
I took the quiz one more time. This time I tried giving answers I least prefer
Okay, I just tried the same thing, and I got Hillary Clinton. Maybe they think she likes DC, power, and lobster rolls. I don't see her naming a dog Mookie though.
Ann who are you kidding? You even look a little like a lower mileage version of Hillary. Baby boomer, same profession, same kind talk for a living job. At least you have some sort of moral compass and didn't need a husband to get you all your jobs.
What a crummy poll, surprise. Had me as Jeb who I don't like. At least make me Walker or Cruz!
But nothing close to any of my High School activities were listed. I was in both Band and Chorus, which are pretty mainstream choices. Hard to imagine that if you're picking six HS extracurricular activities to choose among nothing pertaining to music is listed.
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I got Hillary Clinton.
I'm guessing it was picking "power" as the main Presidential perk that did it. :)
Argh, stopped at the first question, as my two drinks of choice weren't listed. And I ONLY drink one of those, otherwise I'm not in a bar.
Paul Ryan. Also picked "power" perk.
It says I'm Rasputin.
I got Chris Cristie, too.
It's probably because I chose "White House Chefs" for "Presidential Perks" and "Ha" for "Exercise." Or it may have been selecting "Mookie" for a pet name and "Godfather" for the favorite movie.
I thought the questions were bullshit. There were only a few 1 I could answer truthfully. Most of them I would have picked "none of the above" had it been a choice.
They told me that I was Joe Biden.
And me, a liberal! (In the classic, libertarian sense)
John Henry
But not "Mookie" the shelter dog.
"You're strong and powerful and willing to do whatever it takes to get what you want. Just like Hillary, you're a hard worker who goes above and beyond to complete a challenge. You might have a well-to-do significant other, but that doesn't mean you're riding anyone's coattails!"
Christie.
Unlike Hillary, I would've divorced the big creep in a heartbeat and taken his sexual harassing ass to the cleaners.
Martini, school newspaper, barbecue, protecting children with disabilities, A. Hamilton, Houston, Lonesome Dove, Duke, lifting weights, power... pure and simple.
Oh and by the way, I would never vote for president for anyone who would answer those test questions the way I did.
I picked parties for the perk, but I agree that the chefs answer was the Christie answer.
"It's probably because I chose "White House Chefs" for "Presidential Perks" and "Ha" for "Exercise.""
I picked neither of those.
"Or it may have been selecting "Mookie" for a pet name and "Godfather" for the favorite movie."
I picked those two.
Whiskey, Model UN, barbecue, women's rights, A. Hamilton, Boston, Godfather, Mookie, running, parties.
"But not "Mookie" the shelter dog."
LOL.
The issues question was dumb, as neither personal nor economic freedom were listed.
The quiz is bullshit and I came out Elizabeth Warren. Nothing could be more ridiculous.
Rick Perry.
Whiskey + BBQ + Camp David.
I need to start wearing glasses!
Original choices (when I got Christie): Martini, Poetry Slams, Cheese, Immigration Reform, St. Thomas Aquinas, Chicago, Godfather, "Mookie," Ha (Exercise), White House Chefs.
I retook the quiz, and I changed one selection: I substituted "Women's Rights" for my original "Immigration Reform."
The answer this time was Hillary Clinton.
I'm Rick Perry, BUT--half the questions don't have what I would answer.
I got Elizabeth Warren, who's just about my polar opposite in every way imaginable.
Hillary.
I'll never *really* know the answer to this important question because their selection of answers was too disjoint from mine.
Drink of choice - margarita: Beer was closest.
High school activity - none of the above: Sports was closest since I did that when not taking LSD.
Role model - none of 'em; mostly people I don't care or know about: Hamilton by default.
Issue - immigration reform, but not the way they mean it: Guns (freedom, not control).
Which city - I hate cities: Houston because it isn't in the East.
Movie - Apocalypto: picked Dove.
Exercise - following a pack of dogs hither and yon thru the desert. (had a college intramural weight lifting record, 40+ years ago, so picked weights).
White house perk - I'd hate to be a POTUS. Picked Camp Dave.
= Jeb Bush. Sports, tacos and beer, I guess, not knowing anything about him.
Warren. But I really am 1/16th Cherokee!
White wine, debate, cheese, gun rights, Hamilton, Boston, Lonesome Dove, Pugsly, tennis, Camp David. Somehow I suspect Warren and I come at gun rights from opposite directions.
Soda pop, varsity sports, lasagna, gun rights, Alexander Hamilton, Miami, The Godfather, George, lifting weights, white house chefs = Joe Biden... probably because of eschewing the alcohol.
If Chris Christie had driven a woman off one of his bridges and killed her, he'd be a Democrat Party hero!
Hillary!
It's a BS quiz. The only thing she and I have in common is balls. And mine are my own.
Jeb Bush.
Soda because there was no, "Why would I be at a bar?" option, speech and debate, tacos, Aquinas, Houston, Lonesome Dove (or Godfather, but I just watched that recently,) George, walking briskly to meetings (I hate meetings, but I like walking briskly to things,) and White House chefs because...
Power: No appeal.
Meeting celebrities: No. Why?
Awesome White House parties: What are they talking about? Dork parties, they mean. Politico parties. Horrible. No.
Air Force One: A plane? Riding around in an airplane? Is this there in case a five year old boy is taking the quiz?
Camp David: Another house you have to go to that isn't your own house where you happily lived before people elected you and made you move.
Chefs is the only one that's any good. People who are hyper competent at making food making your food all the time. That's great. Obviously the best one.
Saint Paul Ryan . And I didn't even select Thomas Aquinas.
My guess is that the test has a new way to sense type strokes. Hard, pointed, tender, warm, hot, cold, rough, or loving. Google must be behind this.
It's Rigged, I say. Rigged. I got Christie too.
Soda, sports, bbq , gun rights, Miami, godfather, atlas, Hamilton, power, lifting weights.
This somehow leads to Joe Biden and dropping f bombs.
Someone retarded and liberal put this together.
I did it twice, got Jeb Bush once and Rick Perry once. It think picking Houston had something to do with that. (They didn't have Anchorage on the list...)
"Dork parties, they mean. Politico parties."
I will elaborate. A White House party is like a company party, an obligation party. If you're the President, everyone at your party felt like he had to come and most everyone feels like he has to impress you or kiss up to you. There is, therefore, almost no chance of any authentic social interaction. Nearly all of it will be false. Also, drunk politicians. A bunch of power-lovers, intoxicated, trying to suck up to you. "We're gonna party like it's Tracy Flick's graduation day!"
woo. hoo.
Unrelated: I tried giving the answers I think I would have given in college, and I got Elizabeth Warren.
"I tried giving the answers I think I would have given in college, and I got Elizabeth Warren."
Interesting. I tried doing the same thing: Beer, Spanish club, lasagna, women's rights, Bill Nye Science guy, Boston, V for Vendetta, Mookie, Running, Power, pure and simple.
So — power, pure and simple is the only answer that was the same as when I initially took the quiz.
Hillary again.
I took the quiz one more time. This time I tried giving answers I least prefer: Vodka w/Red Bull, model UN, lobster roll, women's rights, Beyonce, WashingtonDC, V Vendetta, Pugsly, Charity sport event, awesome WH parties.
I got Paul Ryan.
I took the quiz one more time. This time I tried giving answers I least prefer
Okay, I just tried the same thing, and I got Hillary Clinton. Maybe they think she likes DC, power, and lobster rolls. I don't see her naming a dog Mookie though.
Damn, I'm Jeb Bush! I was hoping I'd be Hillary because pants suits go well with my cankles.
Ann who are you kidding? You even look a little like a lower mileage version of Hillary. Baby boomer, same profession, same kind talk for a living job. At least you have some sort of moral compass and didn't need a husband to get you all your jobs.
What a crummy poll, surprise. Had me as Jeb who I don't like. At least make me Walker or Cruz!
Jeb Bush? Gah.
But nothing close to any of my High School activities were listed. I was in both Band and Chorus, which are pretty mainstream choices. Hard to imagine that if you're picking six HS extracurricular activities to choose among nothing pertaining to music is listed.
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