Meade and the meat man.

The other day at Whole Foods:

Meade: I need 1 pound of vegetarian grass-fed free-range 80% lean Step 5+ Animal centered; entire life on same farm ground sirloin.

Zach, the butcher: Coming right up.  Anything else?

Me (smiling): Can you add a little extra Pink Slime?  That's where all the flavor is you know.

Zach (also smiling): I see you are one of our rare customers - a connoisseur.