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Spider sex moves...

... are very intense. The spideress makes a strong implicit argument for relentless passivity.

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Jason (the commenter) म्हणाले...

Consider though: female spiders have a habit of killing and eating males.

The relentless passivity probably reflects less of that behavior's perceived "sexiness", than on how eager to mate the males have to be to put up with their women-folk in the first place.

Plus: she's the only game in town.

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

Is it spider rape to jump on a drugged female? Nature is in need of protection from more than humans. Let's fund a new Federal agency.

Wince म्हणाले...

Very flamenco.

Spider should challenge the flamenco dancing rhino in his tighty whities to a dance-off on Dancing with the Animals.

mydorazio म्हणाले...

Underserved topic. Please more.

Drugged female dancing: http://youtu.be/guDXpjRkeu4

Anarchist May Day red flag mating dance: http://youtu.be/eywWOhrw-K4

Spider and firefly political death dance: http://youtu.be/_RlghqyTVFY

Jason (the commenter) म्हणाले...

I much prefer amateur spider porn.

Paco Wové म्हणाले...

"Is it spider rape to jump on a drugged female?"

My thoughts exactly... feeding your experimental subjects date-rape drugs. Has the University ethics committee heard about this?

madAsHell म्हणाले...

yeah....you pretty much have to dance around, and pretend to be something your not.

अनामित म्हणाले...

I wonder if female spiders have these little tiny razors, and they ... oh, to hell with it.

Peter

Jose_K म्हणाले...

and adding to Jason. they use to be at least twice the size of the males

Scootie-Puff म्हणाले...

Passivity? Or playing hard-to-get? There is a difference, in substance if not in form...

Fred4Pres म्हणाले...

So playing hard to get (or feigning indifference) works on attracting a mate? Spider women follow The Rules!

Jason (the commenter) म्हणाले...

Not as good as Kiss of the Spider Woman.

boxingalcibiades म्हणाले...

So... the spiders are English?

R.L. Hunter म्हणाले...

Bad things happen when you give spiders drugsdrugs

AlanKH म्हणाले...

Did Peter Parker inherit that trait?

Nate Whilk म्हणाले...

More moves from The Hellstrom Chronicle (1971)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyExbZ_Vpdo#t=3m38s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyExbZ_Vpdo#t=5m0s

michaele म्हणाले...

The sound effects were hugely entertaining...a combination of male snoring and a military formation when they thwack their rifles (Ok, that last phrase is NOT a euphemism for anything else!)

अनामित म्हणाले...

gut busting hilarity.