Althouse: "She's wet!"

१२ जानेवारी, २०१०

"She's wet!"

३६ टिप्पण्या:

Methadras म्हणाले...: Ann, that goobery laugh of your creeps me out. I'm replaying it over and over. I've already chopped the audio and am looping it. It is scary.; १२/१/१०, ६:०२ PM
Ann Althouse म्हणाले...: "goobery"? I'm sorry, you're going to have to resign now, Harry.; १२/१/१०, ६:०४ PM
Methadras म्हणाले...: HA!!! I misspoke and regret my poorly chosen words. I should have said gooberesque. :D; १२/१/१०, ६:०८ PM
Unknown म्हणाले...: Won't even go there.; १२/१/१०, ६:२७ PM
Chase म्हणाले...: Post wins for title that causes most potential male viewings; १२/१/१०, ६:३९ PM
rhhardin म्हणाले...: It's jogger for "Don't want to stop."; १२/१/१०, ६:४३ PM
David म्हणाले...: Yeah, and it starts with a buxom woman jogging, but sometimes a woman jogging is just a woman jogging.; १२/१/१०, ६:४४ PM
Penny म्हणाले...: "Won't even go there."

Then allow me.

I thought it was a lovely segue from being wet to,... well,... nuts!; १२/१/१०, ६:४४ PM
Unknown म्हणाले...: David said...

Yeah, and it starts with a buxom woman jogging...

Buxom?

Kate Dillon is buxom, Crystal Renn is buxom; the lady in the video, whomever she may be, is lean and tall, but she is not buxom.

WV "incanglu" (I'm on a roll here) Adhesive that gives off light.; १२/१/१०, ७:२० PM
Pastafarian म्हणाले...: edutcher, she's probably wearing a sports bra like my wife does, and those are pretty minimizing, so yeah, she qualifies as buxom.

Why that matters, I'm not sure.

Althouse, my advice: Don't use this post's title as the blurb under the Althouse blog title (where you currently have "classic and romantic...").

By the way: Thanks for putting that snippet from one of my comments up there last week. I was so excited that I showed it to my buxom wife, who rewarded me with a quizzical look and a shrug.; १२/१/१०, ७:२९ PM
Unknown म्हणाले...: Hafta disagree, Pasta. Look at the legs, the face (pretty, granted), the frame.

Buxom is fleshy, if not plump, with hips and a bottom, as well as a bust. Rubenesque (or, more properly, Rubensian) as it is called, is the next step up.

The lady, though nice looking, is slender.; १२/१/१०, ८:१३ PM
Titus म्हणाले...: It doesn't look fabulous there.

Too much land, not enough concrete and people traffic.

Sorry, thanks doll.

And it's Texas, hello?

I did a guy from Austin though once. I did a guy from El Paso too. The one from Austin had a boyfriend and was visiting Boston. I didn't want to do the boyfriend but I let him watch with the stipulation he couldn't jerky on me.; १२/१/१०, ८:३९ PM
somefeller म्हणाले...: I've lived in Austin and I've lived in Boston (or to be more precise, Cambridge). Boston is a great city, but Austin is more fabulous. Much better for pretty people watching.; १२/१/१०, ८:४५ PM
Titus म्हणाले...: I did a guy from Corpus Christi once too.

His name was Bobby Cox-never will forget that name.

I also did a guy in Madison named Teddy Bumperass-I am not making that up.

And a girl in my school's name was Della Dingledein.

Some names are funny.

I work with a guy with the last name Boner-poor thing. I am sure his childwood was miserable.; १२/१/१०, ८:४५ PM
Titus म्हणाले...: I live in Cambridge. Where did you live in Cambridge Somefeller?

Hugs by the way.; १२/१/१०, ८:४६ PM
somefeller म्हणाले...: On campus when I was at Harvard Law School all three years, so it was basically different spots off of Mass Ave near Harvard Square, including the Stalinist nightmare called the Gropius Complex. I did enjoy living in Cambridge, however, and would want to live there or the Back Bay / Boston Common area were I ever to move to Boston.; १२/१/१०, ८:५० PM
somefeller म्हणाले...: And hugs back, of course.; १२/१/१०, ८:५० PM
Titus म्हणाले...: I live between Harvard and Inman Square.

I lived in Back Bay, South End and Beacon Hill as well.

I like Camby the best.; १२/१/१०, ८:५५ PM
somefeller म्हणाले...: Inman Square is great. I used to go drinking at a pub called the Thirsty Scholar there quite a bit, and ate some good meals at a Spanish place called Dali's. Good memories, good times.; १२/१/१०, ९:०७ PM
Titus म्हणाले...: Dali, great Tapas and Thirsty Scholar are still there. I am a few blocks from them.; १२/१/१०, ९:१३ PM
somefeller म्हणाले...: Great location to live then. If you can't live in one of the larger cities in Texas, of course.; १२/१/१०, ९:१६ PM
Penny म्हणाले...: "I am sure his childwood was miserable."

Now THAT, exactly as it has been typed out...is friggin' priceless!

And to think, only a few short months ago, only Bissage could make me laugh so heartily.; १२/१/१०, १०:३८ PM
Penny म्हणाले...: Yeah, yeah, I know!

Given all the fine-tuned, sharp witted, comedic talent on this site...Bissage and Titus most often register on my personal laugh-o-meter.

Thank you, Gentlemen!!

You are helping me work my way along the "light to serious" continuum that Althouse speaks of in her header today.

Except, at least for me, it is the "serious to light" towpath.

Hopefully those more advanced along the humor continuem will forgive me for having the sense of humor of a six year old who sometimes laughs at teen jokes because she wants to be...BIG!

OMG, BIG? BIG!!!! haha You see how this goes for me?

It ain't easy. It isn't even... easy. But I am dragging my ever-too-serious ass as fast as I can, dammit!; १२/१/१०, ११:१६ PM
Titus म्हणाले...: Hugs to you too Miss Penny?

Can I call you Miss Penny?

Sounds like a drag queen.

Presenting, singing her rendition of I'm Every Woman, Miss Penny".

I just took a late night pinch.; १२/१/१०, ११:४७ PM
Ann Althouse म्हणाले...: Where is Bissage?; १२/१/१०, ११:५६ PM
Meade म्हणाले...: Bissage? Has anybody seen him?; १३/१/१०, १२:१० AM
Methadras म्हणाले...: I think he is Bissaging himself. :D; १३/१/१०, १२:५७ AM
Titus म्हणाले...: Bissage is handing out fliers for Scott Brown at the 24 hour Stop Shop in Methuen or wherever horrible place he lives.

I want some Austin breasts.

Now cough them up.; १३/१/१०, १:२६ AM
Titus म्हणाले...: childwood-that is funny.; १३/१/१०, १:२६ AM
Titus म्हणाले...: I will be voting for Martha Coakley. She will win by 80% in the city which will doom Scott Brown. He really is Mitt Romney but you won't see the last of him.

Scott Brown had his kids come out in the campaign and start bitching.

Please, leave the kids to the sidelines and just smile and shake hands.

Now the sluts are getting all in the ads.

What happened to the kids are off limits?; १३/१/१०, १:३० AM
Titus म्हणाले...: I was seriously thinking of the tea bagger Joe Kennedy too because he is actually smart and I would do him and he works at the same employer as my Indian husband but since Scott Brown's girls were crying on camera about unfair ads I puked and am voting for Coakley.

Go Coakley!

Leave the sluts home please or singing in competitions.; १३/१/१०, १:३२ AM
Titus म्हणाले...: Scott Brown is not a fag lover too.

Shame on you Althouse for promoting him. You, of all people should know better.

Tsk tsk.; १३/१/१०, १:३४ AM
Titus म्हणाले...: Oh and traitor, thanks.; १३/१/१०, १:३५ AM
AllenS म्हणाले...: After she heard you laugh, she appeared to run faster.

Titus, eat shit.; १३/१/१०, ६:०९ AM
Christopher in MA म्हणाले...: I can't get the video to play. But unless I miss my guess, that's an American Eskimo dog - an "Eskie," as we call them. She almost looks like my Snowy.

If you've never had an Eskie, you don't know what you're missing - they're the happiest, sweetest dogs in the world.

And now back to your regularly scheduled fabulousness fest. . .; १३/१/१०, ८:२८ AM
Methadras म्हणाले...: AllenS said...

After she heard you laugh, she appeared to run faster.

Titus, eat shit.

He already does.; १३/१/१०, ४:१६ PM