"I should've worked in a pie factory. I knew I missed my calling."

 

It's only just now that I found a way to fit it on this blog — a goodbye to Gilbert Gottfried.

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"I'm here to supervise balloons!" 

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"Thank you, mein Führer"/"Only Gilbert can get away with that."

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"You know, I can't fire you for being inappropriate, because I'm inappropriate. I do many things that are totally inappropriate."