
"Gumby gives up; Police keep the suit."
IN THE COMMENTS: Chip S. said:
Looks like he'll get some quality pokey time.
"a mind is not really a house, but's a close alternative, sort of an alt-house"

Looks like he'll get some quality pokey time.
Here's a reference point: In March of 2010, the Congress received "close to 100,000 calls an hour" about the pending Obamacare legislation.
From the Journolist Manual of Style:(Link added.)
"You're no lady" = horrible sexism.
"the journalistic equivalent of a fluffer" = incisive commentary.