That's dramatic and colorful, but when he is dead, he will not be the President, and his "instructions" will be nothing more than an expression of a preference.
He seems to want it to work like the "doomsday machine."
... set loose on a wild, untamed continent
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Another Trump absurdity, of course.
Plus, his assassin isn't exactly going to be wearing an "I'm an Iranian assassin" T-shirt, ya know?
Ai is listening.
He’s trolling again. Duh.
Or, better yet, ghost in the machine. Trump lives!
Surely by now the Iranians have noticed there’s an inverse relationship between the scale of what Trump threatens and the scale of what actually happens.
Let me translate: Israel is trying to take credit for uncovering a new plot, and Trump is calling bullshit.
Need aerodynamic analysis of Trump-mounted ballistic missile
Why assume instructions are to America? Not Israel!!
BTW, those are my instructions to anyone who wishes to avenge me if I'm ever murdered as well.
**Earnest Prole said...Surely by now the Iranians have noticed there’s an inverse relationship between the scale of what Trump threatens and the scale of what actually happens.**
Type louder. They can't hear you over the sound of explosions and collapsing buildings.
If Iran assassinates Trump, does someone here expect the VP to decide its coolio and we don't need to retaliate?
Let's say the get Vance, too.
Hakeem Jeffries is going to decide that its "coolio" and not do anything? LOL.
Why does he need to leave instructions. JD Vance is a marine. He’ll know what to do.
and yes, this same logic applied to Iran when we decapitated their leadership.
Did he specify to whom he gave those instructions?
Trump is a very brave man. Long may he live.
True, if assassinated Trump's "orders" will not be binding. But if they try but fail.....
And now that those like Gen Mark Milley, who expressed common cause with our enemies if Trump issued orders, are out of position....
leftists and morons on the right agree - THE JOOOS!
It angers me that Democrats have made the unaliving of our President into a joke. Disgusting.
Type louder. They can't hear you over the sound of explosions and collapsing buildings.
Our most devastating attacks have come with no warning, while the extravagant threats have been utterly empty — as I noted, an inverse relationship.
The message is only for the Islamic supremacist ego-maniac, goat-screwing , women subjugating, stone age barbarians.
shorter Prole. Spank me daddy.
Althouse,
Trump and Iran aside for the moment, it's always fun to see you bring in one of your favorite movies - and mine too!
For me, it's Strangelove (George C. Scott is under appreciated), My Diner with Andre (you too I think) and The Bridge Across the River Kwai (I'm probably alone there).
Trump understands that people want to kill him.
This isn't hard.
Emotionally stunted BS Now cult: "Well duh!"
“That's dramatic and colorful, but when he is dead, he will not be the President, and his "instructions" will be nothing more than an expression of a preference.”
Exactly right.
I wonder, does he truly think his wishes of retaliation for his death by another nation will be honored by our military? Does he think he is a King afterall?
"when he is dead, he will not be the President"
We need a Constitutional Amendment, quick.
If Biden could be President while brain dead, Trump can do it with rigor mortis. A hard man is good to find.
It almost makes it sound like assassination isn’t simply “statecraft.”
Now The View is going to be in an uproar claiming Trump won't leave office even after death.
Trump is trying to get the Iranians to concede defeat and surrender before November, while he holds his fire now because he needs to keep gas prices down for the mid-terms. After the mid-terms, win or lose, Trump will go medieval on them if they don't agree to his terms. And if the midterms look lost sooner then Trump will be less patient. Both sides know this. Trump is reminding them. I would expect Vance to say something along the lines of he and the President being on the same page.
"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
And of course, "Strangelove" is Peter Seller's movie, but Slim Pickens (as Major Kong)has the best line:
“Survival kit contents check: In them you'll find:
> one forty-five caliber automatic;
> two boxes of ammunition;
> four days' concentrated emergency rations;
> one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;
> one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible;
> one hundred dollars in rubles;
> one hundred dollars in gold;
> nine packs of chewing gum;
> one issue of prophylactics;
> three lipsticks;
> three pair of nylon stockings.
. . . . Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”
Not that smart to say “If I get killed somehow, Israel gets exactly what they want.”
Just saying.
How many Iranian leaders has Israel/USA assassinated? Trump still laughing about Killing the Iranian general in Baghdad in his first term. So yeah, he's probably on some "kill list".
But any Irainain assassin will have have stand in line behind the wackco American leftists. Not to mention Brit/Euro?Chinese leftists who've flown to the USA to kill him.
IMO, as long as Trump does what Israel wants, he's OK. But if he crosses the Gangster State - look out!
What would you say to a bunch of people you know want to kill you? It's a warning, and at least makes them think. Like telling your wife that your lawyer has been instructed to assume and investigate murder upon your death, even if killed by a bear.
"How many Iranian leaders has Israel/USA assassinated?"
Clearly a sub-optimal number so far.
We should have buzzed the funeral processions of the Supreme Leader in each of the towns. Iran couldn't stop us.
And have you seen the video where the mob takes the Supreme Leader's casket out of the refrigerated truck? Lunatics.
Still struggling to get back to the status quo ante bellum ...
Coolio was found unresponsive and dead in 2022, and the powers that be did not respond. After all, it was "coolio."
Well that's a good reason to bomb the beJesus out of them. And maybe you don't even need that reason. Iran has been at war with the USA for 47 plus years now.
Good for him. Take what’s left of the IRGC, the towel-headed mullahs and any other friskies out of the picture, give them their 72 goats and get on with the business of America.
Does anybody really think we won't respond like that? Trump doesn't have to say it, but for the slow, Vance could just say: "Consider it done, sir".
The auto pen is ready.
“Nothing more than an expression of a preference.”
It’s an interesting hypothetical legal question, but I would think a President’s orders would still be valid at least between the time of his death and the swearing in of his successor, perhaps until they are affirmatively revoked by the successor (as is the rule for formal Executive Orders). That doesn’t necessarily mean they will be carried out, but they could be.
Let’s take two examples:
1. We’re subject to a first strike nuclear attack, the planes to make the counterstrike are in the air, and the President is taken out by the first strike. Are the counterstrike orders still valid? Major Kong would say yes.
2. The President orders a first strike on no provocation, goes into the bathroom, and shoots himself. In that case we would hope the orders are not carried out.
Finally something that Trump and Hitler really do have in common. A lot of people want him dead, but also like Jesus.
Trump is a faith healer, making the impotent hard.
"Not that smart to say “If I get killed somehow, Israel gets exactly what they want.”
Just saying."
Clever, but I thought that your position is that Trump is Israel's puppet and they are already getting exactly what they want. Why would Israel screw with that?
Also--Vance is not as favorably inclined towards Israel as Trump, at least by his public comments.
Trump agrees to continue Iran talks, but reiterates 'cease fire is over' ~ Fox News
I dunno, I'm waiting for the closing bell update.
Iran and Trump make for a dysfunctional relationship. Trump never honors an agreement and Iran is on a hair trigger for any
deviation from what they agree to. Trump keeps talking about “deals”, but he is too undisciplined to make lasting agreements.
Mein fuhrer, will they balk?
Trump agrees to continue Iran talks, but reiterates 'cease fire is over' ~ Fox News
When will Trump announce the next fake ceasefire? My over/under is next Thursday.
What did Teddy R say? Talk loud and incoherently and carry a diaper full of shit.
Howard is a Blue Heeler and the mutt deposits his turd “Coils of Wisdom” along his meanderings.
btw- I'd rather have a king than a corrupt evil soviet.
Donal J Trump should really be giving posthumous instructions on how to prevent his grave-site from becoming the world's largest outdoor toilet.
The lines wil be HUMUNGIOUS!
Biggest you've ever seen!
Begley mentions the loons-in-mourning pulling the corpse out of the refrigerator--which I haven't seen.
I cherish the memory of Khomeni's carcass crowd sailing; maybe it'll become a tradition.
“ The only thing is, I’ve left instructions — if anything happens, to just literally bomb them at levels that they’ve never seen before."
Didn’t he just do that last week?
*Donald J Trump should really be giving posthumous instructions on how to prevent his grave-site from becoming the world's largest outdoor toilet.*
Whereas nobody would even bother to take the time to piss on yours.
I really am sorry I didnt accomplish more in life. Donald J Trump starting a nihlist death cult, leading millions of uneducated, hateful, mouth-breathing losers towards there own economic demise was also high on my list of life goals,
SAD!
Note the leftists are all "why should we do anything if Iran kills our president? " Inga, ICE, Freder, DDD, etc are all "give them the mdal of honor! OrangeManBad! Go iran!" Which is textbook treason, but hey, when has that ever stopped the party of the Rosenbergs and Teddy Kennedy ("Please Andropov, help me beat Reagan! We are buddies, right?").
This horrible war has resulted in zero U.S. military deaths and minimal casualties since March (prior to April 1 13 deaths/approximately 300 to 400 casualties, of which 90% resulted in a return to duty). The price per barrel of oil is currently about $6 higher than it was before the "war" started, and about $5 less than it was when Trump took office in January 2025.
China is currently paying roughly the same price for crude oil as the US is, as opposed to the deep discounts it got before the war in return for shipping weapons to Iran, and is rapidly drawing down its oil reserves.
Perhaps a little patience is in order before there is a need to resort to extreme measures.
Lice love love loves him some moar 0bama/Biden Reign of Error.
You know what died with JFK? US opposition to Israel having nukes. It’s called “regime change.”
Interesting fact about that movie: The "Doomsday Machine" referenced was actually built by the Soviets and is maintained to this day by the Russian Federation. The concept is called "Deadhand", but its name is Perimeter.
The true scope of its reliability and efficacy is debated frequently to this day, but it is widely accepted that tests are still broadcast from Mt. Yamantau and at least one system-wide-full-up test has been conducted during the current conflict in Ukraine, complete with an actual sortie of Russia's "doomsday" C3 and C4ISR aircraft and an ICBM launched Emergency Rocket Communications System (ERCS).
Britain's Trident SLBM's - their Commanders - are confirmed to have something similar but not identical (the deadhand "letters of last resort") and many conjecture so does the USA, although as part of SIOP it is highly classified.
"Israel having nukes"
Israel doesn't have nukes. And if they do, you're not allowed to ask how they got them...which they don't have.
Stop talking about it, peasant.
Mossad told Trump this, per the stories. Not that Israel would benefit from this likely fib.
Precatory instructions tend to be followed if at all possible.
"I wonder, does he truly think his wishes of retaliation for his death by another nation will be honored by our military? Does he think he is a King afterall?"
Literally? Seriously? It's so hard to grok Trump, the terrible orange enigma.
"Mossad told Trump this, per the stories."
They're just "creating a pretend world. They're a global production company. They write the screenplay. They're the directors. They're the producers. They're the main actors."
"The world is their state" after all. What are frenemies for.
Not a surprise
Trump's grave site will be a target for grotesque Soviet losers with no life and no accomplishments - other than bombing tesla dealerships, arson, & slurpee diving the blue poo water in Tim Walz's/Oysterman's outhouse.
Hmmm....you don't think if he is assassinated by Iran that JD isn't going to bomb them EVERYWHERE. WAke up.
Iran's biggest mistake would be to take a shot at Trump and miss. When you strike at the King....
Do the lefties here think if Iran killed Obama and Biden that Boehner would not have bombed the crap out of Iran?
Its amazing to learn just how unpatriotic and blindly partisan they are.
Its wild.
Plus, his assassin isn't exactly going to be wearing an "I'm an Iranian assassin" T-shirt, ya know?
Yeah. I will take a wild guess that the assassin will be a TDS Democrat. They don't need t-shirts. You can tell from their general demeanor.
Do we trust Israel is not trying to trick Trump into something he obviously doesn't want to do?
General Jack D. Ripper: "Mandrake, I suppose it never occurred to you that while we're chatting here so enjoyably, a decision is being made by the President and the Joint Chiefs in the War Room at the Pentagon. And when they realize there is no possibility of recalling the wing, there will be only one course of action open: total commitment."
Total commitment, in this case being an invasion of Iran, which Trump probably believes is worse than bombing them. An invasion means American flag draped caskets and Trump having to look those parents, wives and husbands in the eyes.
Total commitment means fighting a ground war in Iran that includes enhanced help from Russia and China, possibly direct intervention.
What's another world war actually mean when there's already two global-proxy-meta-conflicts currently underway. 3rd time's the charm I guess?
No, forget Sellers and them, think "Doomsday Machine" on Star Trek.
PS When he's gone, somebody who believes in what he's doing will be Prez. And probably quite angry.
PPS "You have to be prepared for killing, and more killing, and more killing, until the reason for the killing is gone"
I suggest we name the mission "Jack Ruby".
No one doubts that if Democrats take the house, they will try to get Iran to kill both Trump and Vance at once, so Hakeem will be president.... and promptly give Iran everything as a "thank you" for killing an American Republican President. Though they likely won't really bother with involving Iran.... the likes of the leftists who comment here would gladly support Democrats openly killing Trump and Vance to seize power.
Let me translate: Israel is trying to take credit for uncovering a new plot, and Trump is calling bullshit.
If Trump were calling bullshit he wouldn’t have had the old AF-1 flown across the world to fly him out of the Mideast. Think a little.
Earnest Prole said...
Type louder. They can't hear you over the sound of explosions and collapsing buildings.
Our most devastating attacks have come with no warning, while the extravagant threats have been utterly empty — as I noted, an inverse relationship.
Trump really does not like bombing people.
But that misses the entire point of closing the straight of Hormuz.
The point is closing the straight of Hormuz is to put the rulers of Europe in their place.
If you don't start from the right reference point none of this will make sense to you.
Gas will be below 3$ around Labor day with or without the straight of Hormuz being open and if a Democrat was president we would be getting daily stories about the billions of dollars of investment flowing into domestic manufacturing.
Opening the straight of Hormuz and ending the Iran war isn't Trump's goal here. Until you understand what Trump's goals are you are going to look like a retard talking about the Jooooos or thinking there is an actual Iranian Regime in charge of anything.
What do you say to a bunch of people who want to kill you? I dunno. What have the Iranian leaders who survived the assassinations in February 2026 say to Trump in private?
What do the Gazans and Lebanonese say to the Israelis after thousands of their women and children have been murdered by Israeli bombs?
Do people really need Israel or Trump or anybody else to tell them that the IRGC wants Trump dead? My dog knows this secret news. You want to make the case for why they don't want that all on their own? Maybe they want to visit Mar Lago or make a crypto deal. Go ahead, tell me the story.
BTW, i have no idea what Trump's strategy is. It seems he wants Oil over $100 a barrell and to wreck the world economy.
The current MOU was just a fake out to buy time, but time for what? Who knows. Trump is a real wild card.
"If Trump were calling bullshit he wouldn’t have had the old AF-1 flown across the world to fly him out of the Mideast."
After so many attempts against him, I don't believe Trump is going to second guess security advice. Abundance of caution yada yada...
"What have the Iranian leaders who survived the assassinations in February 2026 say to Trump in private?"
Apparently, the opposite of what they say in public. They sure as hell don't say "death to America"
"What do the Gazans and Lebanonese say to the Israelis after thousands of their women and children have been murdered by Israeli bombs?
"We need new shields"?
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Given Trump tried to kill them all, I suppose the surviving Iranian leaders do "wish" Trump dead. But they probably want Netenyahu and the Israeli leadership to be dead too. So if they got a "kill list" Trump isn't at the top.
The Iraninans aren't stupid. They know a Iranian assassination of Trump would bring destruction to Iran. And that he'd be replaced by Vance who would do what Trump is doing.
Is Trump going to do another round of assassiations and is using this supposed Iranian "Kill list" as an excuse? who knows. The assassinations didn't accomplish anything the first time round.
Maybe some of our leaders both here and abroad need to get "Bumped off" before they stop being warmongers and regard killing foreigners as a sport. You gotta wonder how bloodthirsty a Miss Lindsey would be if he lost a leg and an eye in an "accident". Not that i would support that.
Oil is lower today that when Trump took office, and it's been that way for a couple weeks.
RCOCEAN II said...
BTW, i have no idea what Trump's strategy is. It seems he wants Oil over $100 a barrell and to wreck the world economy.
The current MOU was just a fake out to buy time, but time for what? Who knows. Trump is a real wild card.
If you have joooooos on the brain the world is going to be hard to understand.
"So if they got a "kill list" Trump isn't at the top. "
After killing tens of thousands of their own citizens for speaking their minds, he's moving up.
People with joooooos on the brain don't think they need to understand anything. They've got it figured out already.
A lot of our political leaders just love war. Bush 41 was depressed after the Gulf war, all the POTUS domestic stuff seemed so dull after that. Clinton often said he'd have given his right arm to have been POTUS during 911 and the Iraq war.
Bush 43 never met a war he didn't like. And Hillary's biggest laugh as Secretary of state came when she heard the Libyian leader had been sodomized to death.
I thought Trump was different but I guess not.
Mason G on blogger since March 26. LOL. Did you get permission from the IDF to post here?
bagoh20 said...
Oil is lower today that when Trump took office, and it's been that way for a couple weeks.
The price of Oil is going to go asymptotically to the cost of US production which is ~$60.
Without globalist republicans/democrats kneecapping domestic US production then this will just happen.
The real change is that China is now paying dollars for Oil instead of cheap military junk.
"Mason G on blogger since March 26. LOL. Did you get permission from the IDF to post here?"
Permission from the joooos? Dude, you're broken.
Oh, and one more thing- you don't convince people that you're not obsessed with The Jooos by... accusing people who say stuff you don't like of being Jooos.
I'm in the "Bomb them to Hell" camp. Destroy Iran.
If you can't beat em,
kill em?
I dont like it.
It's amazing how much RCocean cares about "innocent Hamas women!" while caring so little about Jewish women and children. No, actually, it's not at all amazing. RC would prefer Adolf had been given another couple of years to really get that "Final Solution!" done.
RCOCEAN II (5:55pm) thinks it's a lie to say that the Iranian mullahs are trying to kill Trump. Here's a gigantic horizontal poster being carried by dozens of Iranians that reads "We Will Kill Trump": link. Of course, the guy who tweeted it is a Jew, so it's obviously a photoshop. I've seen other, smaller but still huge, vertical Kill Trump posters on Tweeter, with Jackson Hinkle or Calla Walsh posing in the foreground, but can't find them at the moment.
RC Cola hates Israel and Jews so much - he turns into a leftist lie-eater.
"No fighting in the War Room!"
I guess thats the new IDF inspired "propaganda technique". LIe about what people write, then knock down that strawman. Although, I think the commies were the first to use it. How zionists and communists argue and write is amazingly similar. Although I don't know why.
RCOCEAN II:
Did you or did you not deny that the Iranian junta wants to kill Trump? Yes or no? If you did - and your own words make it clear that you were certainly very much implying that conclusion, and if there are giant 'Kill Trump' posters on public display in Teheran, then you are in fact wrong. Please answer my question: Yes or no?
Want to get rid of the IRGC? Put a bounty on them.
Want to get rid of the IRGC? Put a bounty on them.
USA offers $10 million reward for information on IRGC leaders
<a href="https://www.iranintl.com/en/202603202554</a>Ahmad Vahidi tops the list</a>
Ahmad Vahidi tops the list
I wonder, does he truly think his wishes of retaliation for his death by another nation will be honored by our military? Does he think he is a King after all?
Inga, if Trump is assassinated by Iran, are you actually suggesting there should be no retaliation?
That's like saying Obama was an ass for shooting Osama bin Laden.
Mossad told Trump this, per the stories. Not that Israel would benefit from this likely fib.
Likely fib? We blew their Supreme Leader into little bits.
Why would they not be trying to kill him? We're at war.
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