Althouse: "Stop Doing This To Your Blueberries."

११ सप्टेंबर, २०२३

"Stop Doing This To Your Blueberries."

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२० टिप्पण्या:

Leland म्हणाले...: Those ads are so annoying.; ११/९/२३, ७:२४ AM
James म्हणाले...: Depending on the blueberry and the beer, some blueberries sink in beer, and some float. But every now and then, you get a cool "lava lamp" effect where the blueberries are constantly sinking to the bottom and then floating back to the top of their own volition. It's strangely mesmerizing, especially if you're a few beers in.; ११/९/२३, ८:१६ AM
planetgeo म्हणाले...: They aren't ads themselves but are "clickbait articles". Once you click on the article you are dragged through a series of ads every couple of sentences. Google notes which ones you slow down or stop to look at more closely and then puts more of these in front of you when you do your normal browsing later. Some of these articles extend the article and delay the punchline for dozens of pages. How do I know? Hahaha...; ११/९/२३, ८:२३ AM
James K म्हणाले...: Roz Chast is the only remaining funny cartoonist at the New Yorker.; ११/९/२३, ८:२४ AM
robother म्हणाले...: Based on my travels last year through Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, Virginia, and West Virginia I would say that the pleas of American heart surgeons have fallen on deaf ears.; ११/९/२३, ८:४९ AM
Big Mike म्हणाले...: Those ads are so annoying.

@Leland +1; ११/९/२३, ८:५१ AM
Mrs. X म्हणाले...: Love this! Coincidentally, I heard Chast speak at a book signing Saturday. She’s very funny and seems most concerned with conveying her sense of humor to the world at large. I’m always waiting for any public event to devolve into politics. This one didn’t. What a pleasure!; ११/९/२३, ९:२२ AM
Bob Boyd म्हणाले...: Stop doing this to your blueberries

I'll never stop. I know it's wrong. I don't care.; ११/९/२३, ९:३३ AM
Narr म्हणाले...: So I can still put them up my nose?; ११/९/२३, ९:३९ AM
Original Mike म्हणाले...: Has anyone ever followed one of these to the end? Is there an end? Do they ever tell you what not to do to your blueberries?; ११/९/२३, ९:४९ AM
FullMoon म्हणाले...: Narr said...

So I can still put them up my nose?

Doctor Says Slimming Down After 60 Comes Down To This; ११/९/२३, १०:३८ AM
PM म्हणाले...: Love Roz.; ११/९/२३, १०:४६ AM
rehajm म्हणाले...: Does the cease and desist also apply to blue berries or is it just blueberries?; ११/९/२३, १०:५२ AM
Joe Smith म्हणाले...: It's OK to do certain things, if you know these weird tricks.

And you won't believe number seven...; ११/९/२३, ११:३४ AM
Joe Smith म्हणाले...: "I'll never stop. I know it's wrong. I don't care."

The blueberry was asking for it, your honor. You should have seen the way it was dressed and how it looked at me..; ११/९/२३, ११:३५ AM
MB म्हणाले...: Don't wash them in advance. Just wash the amount you plan on eating, right before you eat them.

I do usually wash mine all at once. I'm too lazy to get the colander out each time. Sometimes I'll add a spoonful of vinegar into the water to keep down mold growth.; ११/९/२३, ११:३८ AM
Brylinski म्हणाले...: So I went to my primary care physician for a checkup several months ago, and our discussion found its way to his growing medical practice. As he is almost my age I suggested he hire another physician to reduce his workload. He responded that he did hire another physician, a female, and after 3 months on the job she announced that she was pregnant and that she would take at least a 6 month maternity leave. So much for reducing his workload…; ११/९/२३, १२:५७ PM
Oligonicella म्हणाले...: planetgeo said...

"Google notes which ones you slow down or stop to look at more closely"

Not if you disable the analytics.; ११/९/२३, १:५८ PM
Bob Boyd म्हणाले...: You should have seen the way it was dressed and how it looked at me..

The blueberry is the shameless hussy of the berry world. We don't talk about it, but all know it.; ११/९/२३, ४:३९ PM
MadTownGuy म्हणाले...: You can't hear the teacher with blueberries in your ears...; ११/९/२३, ५:३७ PM