Althouse: "Wanted: Goat Checkers."

२२ जून, २०२३

"Wanted: Goat Checkers."

"Madison Parks is seeking volunteers to assist with daily goat checks. Goat checkers will ensure the goats and their area are in good condition, ideally each morning and after a storm."

१७ टिप्पण्या:

John henry म्हणाले...: Is goat sex one of the fringe benefits?

John lgb Henry; २२/६/२३, ८:४० AM
Kate म्हणाले...: A good comedic troupe could do a parody of a NSFW NiN song with the same syllabic rhythm.; २२/६/२३, ८:४२ AM
Bill Crawford म्हणाले...: Um, John Henry, how do you know having sex with a goat is a *benefit*?; २२/६/२३, ८:५० AM
Original Mike म्हणाले...: "Oh, goat ! I thought the want ad called for goat chuckers."; २२/६/२३, ९:२३ AM
Dan from Madison म्हणाले...: That sounds like fun actually. If/when I retire would be a great activity.; २२/६/२३, ९:२५ AM
Rocco म्हणाले...: John henry said...
"Is goat sex one of the fringe benefits?"

Goat CHECKER, John Henry, Goat CHECKER.

I suspect Themis Matsoukas would need that clearly spelled out for him, though.; २२/६/२३, ९:२७ AM
gilbar म्हणाले...: John henry said...
Is goat sex one of the fringe benefits?

how ELSE could you "check their condition" ?; २२/६/२३, ९:३७ AM
Temujin म्हणाले...: I'd like this. It would be a great addition to my busy retired guy schedule. If I lived in Madison.

Who wouldn't love to have added as a last item on their CV..."Goat Checker"?; २२/६/२३, ९:५८ AM
MadisonMan म्हणाले...: ...after a storm.
Wishful thinking at this point.; २२/६/२३, १०:१८ AM
CLamp म्हणाले...: "But you check one goat..."; २२/६/२३, १०:२९ AM
Ralph L म्हणाले...: Is there a shelf for hats?; २२/६/२३, १०:३६ AM
Danno म्हणाले...: To think of the beyond outrageous property taxes you (Ann & cohorts) pay in Madison, I would think should cover the cost of paid help to cover this municipal budget item.; २२/६/२३, १०:४५ AM
The Cracker Emcee Refulgent म्हणाले...: I'd do that job. The side driveway of our office building borders the overgrown laydown yard of a tweaker muffler shop. A couple years ago they added a couple of goats to the yard. They're affable, and comic, animals who, despite their grim immediate surroundings, thrive on the food offerings and attention of the women in our building. Goat welfare isn't taken seriously enough.; २२/६/२३, ११:३७ AM
mikee म्हणाले...: We had a strong thunderstorm last night here in Austin that moved a patio umbrella from back yard to front, and left lawn chair cushions in the neighbor's yard. After that, goats would be easy.; २२/६/२३, १२:१० PM
s'opihjerdt म्हणाले...: How about a nice game of goat chess?

No, let's play goat global thermonuclear war.; २२/६/२३, १२:११ PM
Expat(ish) म्हणाले...: I read that as "Goat Chuckers" and thought of dwarf bowling and then got very confused.

Paging Emily Litella.

-XC; २२/६/२३, ४:२१ PM
Tina Trent म्हणाले...: My immediate neighbors are two fields of goats, an unhappy cow, and a water tower.

You check the goats after storms to make sure they're still there. It only takes one tree to knock down a fence.

They're better neighbors than people or roosters, even if they do pee on their own faces.; २३/६/२३, ६:५० AM