Then I realized: It's that suitcase person.
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Trending on Twitter: "Non-binary Biden." That threw me for half a second.
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Then I realized: It's that suitcase person.
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Once you realize that huge numbers of these satanic adolescent highschool edgelords never actually leave their edgy nonconformist-for-the-sake-it attitudes, and carry those with them into adulthood working for the DOE or making pedophilic ads for Ba'alenciaga, it all makes sense.
Bring. Back. Bullying.
They was the most qualified for that technical job.
I can't believe they tried to use the suitcase a few days later. That's almost as bad as criminals posting about their crime on Facebook.
You will own nothing, because we will come and take it for ourselves and be happy about it.
The guy got a dozen more pairs of shoes out of it.
He's starting to sniff boys now?
But experts assure us that these cross-dressers are perfectly normal and perfectly competent to hold high govt positions.
Not crazy or mentally defective at all. Oh, no.
John Henry
We are supposed to accept the existence of this creature as normal. apparently you are a bigot, and a racist if you notice that normalizing mental illness creates problems in society.
We mustn't have stable, reliable and safe nuclear power because of all the highly dangerous (small, manageable quantities of) nuclear waste it produces, and by the way this is the mature, stable well-balanced individual that we're placing in charge of that dangerous waste. Enjoy your frozen windmills and solar panels!
Has he/she/them been fired yet?
"They" got a dozon more pairs of shoes (no mis-pronouning at Althouse please).
The puppy f*cker.
If convicted does he go to a mens or womens prison?
People whose whole lives revolve around their perversions are mentally stable and morally trustworthy.
Personnel is policy. So unfortunate for the program Biden put together to hire the mentally ill and put them in charge. I’m sure he meant well but it’s turning out just like his “energy policy” has. Wait. What. This dude was running part of the DOE? Maybe then it’s time to sunset any cabinet level departments created since 1975.
What happens when a non-binary confronts non-dualism?
This is a metaphor fr the Democrats as a whole. You own something they desire. They just take. You’ll own nothing. You’ll eat insects. And you’ll be happy.
Maybe not that last one.
The sense of entitlement Democrat officials feel can be judged by Sam Brinton’s net worth — estimated to be north of one million dollars — and his salary, which is known* to be a touch over $178,000 annually. Poor dear obviously cannot afford classy luggage on that!
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* One of the downsides of federal employment is that your salary is publicly available information.
Yes, but aren't we all glad that the adults are back in charge?
To be fair, I haven't seen the bag. Maybe it was to die for.
The eighth dwarf Slutty.
Mollie
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This story is somehow far, far, far crazier than even the headline. Dude didn't check baggage for a flight, yet went to the carousel, took a woman's Vera Bradley rollerbag, and checked it on his next few flights.
Since nonbinary prisons haven't been built yet, I suspect he gets off with probation.
Is he really the sort of person we want near anything nuclear?
As I was just about the only person in my family who didn't become an engineer, I've no love for the slide rule and pocket protector set, but their finicky precision does have its uses when it comes to disposing of hazardous materials. "Flamboyant" and "edgy" and "fierce" are not what's needed in handling plutonium.
And whatever happened to "unisex." It was a big thing a half century ago. Was anybody really threatened by it? Maybe non-binaries should just declare themselves unisex and then keep quiet about it.
if zis person would simply identifies as suitcase then all suitcase belong to ze person
MIT has a fucking problem. This luggage thief and Crypto Dork.
MIT is sending us their best.
My spouse thought that stealing a woman's luggage was arousing for the criminal. Thoughts?
Just because you were caught stealing luggage doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
The fascinating thing about this story is the details of the crime.
Brinton allegedly took the bag at MSP on Sep 16 and returned with it for a flight to Washington, DC on Sep 18th. Then had it on a return flight at Dulles from Europe on Oct 9.
Police also contacted Brinton on October 9 asking about the bag. Brinton said that if it was the wrong bag that would be strange because it had Brinton's clothes in it. Then Brinton initiates a call back to the police recanting the earlier story, but saying that he inadvertently took the bag, but left the clothes in the hotel. Brinton is directed to give the bag back to Delta so that they could return it to the owner. (Brinton never returns the bag)
It appears the police investigated (subsequently to the phone call?) and the hotel found no clothes.
Kudos to MSP airport police for finding the guy. I surmise they followed Brinton from baggage claim to the Uber and then contacted Uber to identify Brinton. Cross reference with baggage claim records for his return Sep 18th flight. Or MSP police have facial recognition on their airport cameras.
Lesson? Crooks shouldn't use Uber.
My take? This isn't the first time Brinton has "borrowed" some woman's clothes. I'm surprised this didn't make a bigger media splash though. It has everything: airport theft, police sleuthing, audio confessions, cross dressing, stupid criminal acts.
Joe Biden can't count to two, so he is non-binary.
Police also contacted Brinton on October 9 asking about the bag. Brinton said that if it was the wrong bag that would be strange because it had Brinton's clothes in it. Then Brinton initiates a call back to the police recanting the earlier story, but saying that he inadvertently took the bag, but left the clothes in the hotel. Brinton is directed to give the bag back to Delta so that they could return it to the owner.
The civil servant responsible for proper disposal of nuclear waste is unaware the United States tracks all checked bag to the specific traveler and knows whether you checked a bag or not. In a sane world, newspapers would be demanding a resignation. Instead:
We mustn't have stable, reliable and safe nuclear power because of all the highly dangerous (small, manageable quantities of) nuclear waste it produces, and by the way this is the mature, stable well-balanced individual that we're placing in charge of that dangerous waste.
“I'm surprised this didn't make a bigger media splash” —
It is striking: last time I checked, no MSM outlet had yet reported the story.
Why would that be?
Transgender, trans/social, translegal.
Given that he's pretty open with his, uh, predilections, he would be hard to blackmail. Being a felon, on the other hand, should definitely be a disqualifier.
"if zis person would simply identifies as suitcase then all suitcase belong to ze person"
If the culottes fit, you must acquit...
Maybe he was hoping to find a cat.
I'm kind of curious as to why he chose that particular piece of luggage.
Apparently it's a fancy, very expensive brand of suitcase. He tossed its contents.
Pat Moynihan's term "defining deviancy down" seems practically quaint relative to the degeneracy of modern life.
This guy probably has a security clearance which would be revoked if convicted, but you just know someone in the Biden administration will step in to see that he's back in the office asap.
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