The Boombox feature violated some regulation, and now it only works when the car is parked, but still, you see the problem. The basic quietness of these vehicles demands that noises be concocted for them, and these noises could be anything. You'll be warned of their approach by all sorts of odd sounds and forced to live in a city that doesn't sound like real machines doing their mechanical work but like the imagination of whatever artist or prankster the manufacturer chooses. You can call that "a rare opportunity to reimagine the way cities might sound" or the inexorable encroachment of insanity. We had a chance to quiet things down, and we threw it away.
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"The electrification of mobility presents humanity with a rare opportunity to reimagine the way cities might sound...."
"As a result of [the 2010 Pedestrian Safety Enhancement Act], every E.V. and hybrid manufactured since 2020 and sold in the U.S. must come equipped with a pedestrian-warning system, also known as an acoustic vehicle alerting system (avas), which emits noises from external speakers when the car is travelling below eighteen and a half miles per hour.... Automakers have enlisted musicians and composers to assist in crafting pleasing and proprietary alert systems, as well as in-cabin chimes and tones. Hans Zimmer, the film composer, was involved in scoring branded sounds for BMW’s Vision M Next car. The Volkswagen ID.3’s sound was created by Leslie Mándoki, a German-Hungarian prog-rock/jazz-adjacent producer.... The Porsche Taycan Turbo S has one of the boldest alerts: you’re in Dr. Frankenstein’s lab as he flips the switch to animate the monster.... If Boombox, a software feature in Teslas, is any indication of what’s on the way, it will be difficult to limit the sounds that drivers play through E.V.s’ external speakers. Boombox, which was released in December, 2020, as part of a software update, allows Tesla drivers, according to its promotional literature, to 'delight pedestrians with a variety of sounds from your vehicle’s external speaker,' including goat bleats, ice-cream-truck music, applause, and flatulence."
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Since I will avoid New York City at all costs, I don't care.
Second Place- the sound of the Jetson's car
First Place- the sound of Hong Kong Phooey's car.
It ought to specify fan noise, which is the usual sound for cars.
To the extent that auto engine noises alert us to their presence, it's because they all basically sound alike. But no one depends on that -- you still have to look both ways before crossing the street. (Or find other safety measures if you're visually impaired.)
Meanwhile, if an electric car is bearing down on on a pedestrian because its driver got distracted by the huge dashboard screen (or spilled their cold-pressed green juice), I don't think playing some Electric Light Orchestra riff is going to make a difference.
Or you could warn people- look both ways!
Don't cross in the middle, in the middle, in the middle,
In the middle of the block.
Teach your eyes to look put.
Teach your ears to hear.
Walk up to the corner 'til the coast is clear.
And wait, and wait, until you see the light turn green!
Still remember that from chidhood safety ads.
Noise isn't going to protect pedestrians wearing ear pods or absorbed in their phones.
Always watch for idiots doing idiot things. I will say I've never not heard a Harley-Devidson...
A Tesla sounds like any other big heavy well muffled car beginning at about 25 mph.
"the inexorable encroachment of insanity"
As if climate alarmism by itself was not enough.
Noise pollution. So they will mandate earplugs
Maybe for a subscription fee of $40/month you can have it sound like a Tie Fighter or the Millenium Falcon.
There's nothing worse than be subjected to someone else's "music." Another reason to hate EVs.
The last time I floated down the Apple River I was appalled to being subjected to the "music" at the campsite at the end.
When I played golf at the Dismal River Club with the Nebraska Bar, I told some young lawyers who were behind me and playing their "music" that I was a federal judge. That stopped the sound assault.
If we think Manhattan is noisy now, just wait for the green revolution! Toot. Toot. Toot.
Start a company with downloadable car sounds, just like we used to do for ring tones. $.99 a download. I’d want mine to sound like a steam locomotive…. Or a horse drawn wagon.
I think we should make them sound like horses. Clippety clop, clippety clop, and the occasional neigh.
Then we could be retro. Very hipster.
Or the sound of rushing water, so every city has a constant sound of a river going by that provides wonderful white noise.
Or ocean waves. Wind going through trees, and different manufacturers could have a different "tree" as oak leaves sound different than pines.
Or they could go 1970s and make humpback whale songs.
Make it mandated that whatever it is, it has to be a nature sound and that way we'd return cities to their pre-development roots.
A few things come immediately to mind: Sunday afternoons at the cemetery, with a parade of vehicles driving slowly (or any day with a graveside ceremony); streets surrounding every school every day at pickup and dropoff times; and just about every mid-size commercial area or public square everywhere.
The trashy people down the street specialize in installing and tweaking sound systems in their vehicles (and I suspect provide that and other services behind the tarps they have draped around their carport . . .)
They have learned that the neighbors will not tolerate much, but we do endure a few odd spasms (is that OK?) a day of earth-rumbling basso profundo while they test.
"The electrification of mobility presents humanity with a rare opportunity"
Of course, "mobility" is not actually going to be electrified.
When the impossibility becomes clear, the coercion and rationing will start.
As Instapundit likes to say, it should sound like the Jetson's flying car.
During the episode, which aired on Dec. 30, 1962, the character interactions confirm that George Jetson was 40 in 2062, People reported. The fact-checking website Snopes investigated the claim in June 2021 and concluded that 2022 is a “reasonable estimation of his birth year.”
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/stop-this-crazy-thing-was-george-jetson-born-2022-internet-thinks-so/2UCDFJX32NFRRFKFPGEZWP2XEQ/
Ferrari is working on making an electric Ferrari--should be on the street well before 2030. Now Ferrari owners and Ferrari enthusiasts love the engine sound of those high revving V-8 and V-12 engines. How do you get something like that aural thrill from an electric motor?
Well the Ferrari engineers say that electric motors do make noise and have their own sound, and they are working on ways to get that sound to the driver and passenger. And more to the point, they are getting patents on those ways.
But living as I do in "Tesla Central" Southern California, I've got a very early 20th century suggestion for the problem of "silent Teslas". Make Tesla owners have someone walking in front of their vehicle with a red flag to announce that a silent Tesla is coming! Might cut into Tesla sales, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
The trashy people down the street specialize in installing and tweaking sound systems in their vehicles (and I suspect provide that and other services behind the tarps they have draped around their carport . . .)
They have learned that the neighbors will not tolerate much, but we do endure a few odd spasms (is that OK?) a day of earth-rumbling basso profundo while they test.
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A friend of a friend in the late 70s (I think) had a little Honda civic - really tiny back then -- to which he rigged a horn from an 18-wheel semi. Lot of fun, and would scare the crap out of people, but the horn ate up so much power that the little Civic would stall.
Every city will sound like the dissonant crescendo in the middle of the Beatles' "A Day in the Life", day and night.
I think mostly of the visually impaired. There used to be a few variations of car sounds they needed to listen for when they wanted to cross the street. Now they won’t know if it’s a car or just some asshole playing loud music.
David Begley, is this you -- "Man charged with fatally stabbing teen, wounding 4 others while tubing on Apple River. . . " Stabbing on Apple River
I find tire and wind noise pretty loud, even with electric vehicles. People can’t hear them because they are wearing earbuds and headphones to listen to something else.
People... persons carry one ore more tracking devices with various silent and audible signaling mechanisms. No consensus of cacophony required.
I want mine to have Beyonce singing "Spazzing behind dat wheel. Spazzing behind dat wheel."
"We had a chance to quiet things down, and we threw it away."
Ain't that the truth. i'd rather put cushions around the car than add noises.
Leaf blower...nobody will notice.
Or a song like 'Stayin' Alive' or 'Hooked on a Feeling.'
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I stepped in front of a Tesla while crossing street. My fault for not looking, duh.
Plus, gonna be very annoying during commute time.
Definitely The Jetson's car "bleeble" sound. If you are going to be silly, then go all out silly.
"We had a chance to quiet things down, and we threw it away."
The "we" in this really bothers me.
Paddy O said...
"I think we should make them sound like horses. Clippety clop, clippety clop, and the occasional neigh."
Living where we do in South Central PA, I can attest that even with the clippety cloppety and horse noises, motorists pretty much ignore the sound and drive carelessly around them. It is s more noticeable for pedestrians, but you have more time to plan when it's a horse and buggy vs. an EV.
I'd think a consistent sound that always means "an electric vehicle is bearing down on you!" would be a far more effective warning as you'd always know instantly just what it meant.
Whereas in an urban environment a sudden blare of music from someplace or other is hardly unexpected, and thus carries no specific meaning.
Then again, do you really think those BEEP-BEEP-BEEP backup bleepers required on commercial trucks and heavy equipment make the world a better place?
Urban electromagnetic pulse will silence it all. Problem solved?
That covers consumer travel. Now do business and industry. No one, but him, her, and others can hear you in the future.
I you take a sound recording and modulate the 20KHz or so of audible sound onto a 150KHz carrier wave, then play it out the front of a car with 2 directional speakers mounted near the headlights, the original sound can be heard but only directly in front of the car where the sound waves of the 2 speakers interfere with each other. Problem solved. That great idea is now public domain since it was publicly revealed here at Althouse, August 1, 2022.
Slim Whitman yodeling?
How about a voiced announcement:
Climate Emergency! Climate Emergency! Everyone to get from street!
If blind people really do have a more developed sense of hearing, the sound signalling an approaching EV wouldn't have to be very obtrusive.
There won't be enough electricity to power them all.
So there's that.
I suggest a velocity tuned sound of baseball card in spokes.
I've been on email lists for auto news suites for years.
The timelines for auto makers switching to all electric seems a tad bit ahead of charging stations and grid capacity. Those rare earth mineral mining kids better work longer hrs too.
Good intentions!
Ugh.
I hear EVs just fine. Tires on pavement make noise. The problem isn't the quietness of the vehicles, but the loudness of everything else.
I live in a neighborhood where people like to cruise around in all sorts of vehicles. The Harleys are particularly loud and annoying. An elderly Harley enthusiast I know told me that the reason that the bikes are so loud is so that drivers will notice them, and not pull our in front of them, etc.
I suggested that if safety were the concern a better safety feature would be a fluorescent plastic flag on a stick, like they use for kid's bikes.
He conceded the point, but said there is no way that is going to happen.
What really gets me is the really loud Harleys whose operators also play loud music while they are riding around. A few weeks ago a couple with his and her Harleys drove by together, each playing their own loud music. Togetherness!
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