२४ मार्च, २०२२

"I’m at the AMC cinema....The projector is broken.... A woman in the audience has decided to get up, go to the front and try out her stand up comedy on us..."

३६ टिप्पण्या:

RideSpaceMountain म्हणाले...

"A woman in the audience has decided to get up, go to the front and try out her stand up comedy on us. It’s not good."

Kat Wood must be a biologist.

Ryan म्हणाले...

Everyone has a dream in LA. Hope she gets that house in the hills one day.

Temujin म्हणाले...

The funniest part was the Larry David music at the end.

In LA it's ABA- Always Be Auditioning.

I give her credit for trying it. Ya gotta at least try.

Geoff Matthews म्हणाले...

Shoot your shot. She tried.

rcocean म्हणाले...

Things I would never do:

1. Go to an AMC theater - except as a favor
2. Wait around while they "fixed the projector"
3. Listen to a comedy act by an unknown person.

At least she didn't do a rap song.

Howard म्हणाले...

Nice figure. Definitely a Woman.

madAsHell म्हणाले...

Gee, I wonder who broke the projector??

rehajm म्हणाले...

Golly…

Rob म्हणाले...

Tough crowd.

James K म्हणाले...

There’s a legend, possibly true, that at the old Harvard Square theater the audio failed during a showing of Casablanca, and a couple in the audience went to the front and spoke the lines verbatim in sync with the video.

Narr म्हणाले...

"Kat Wood must be a biologist." And a critic.

Leland म्हणाले...

I had an event like this happen when I was in college, but the lady doing the impromptu stand-up was awesome. I still remember it as one of the best laughs of my life. Credit to this lady for trying, and credit to Burbank for having the cinema open for something like this to happen. But like rocean, why go there?

Rabel म्हणाले...

Not good, but better than Cory Booker.

Skeptical Voter म्हणाले...

Actually the AMC theater in Burbank is in a building that also has a live comedy club. But the AMC theater is 3 floors up. But the lady was close, but since her material apparently wasn't great she may not get a gig at the comedy club.

Original Mike म्हणाले...

Hope she wasn't on a first date.

RideSpaceMountain म्हणाले...

@Howard

"Nice figure. Definitely a Woman."

Careful Howard, it's LA. Are you a biologist?

MickV म्हणाले...

Hubba Hubba

Iman म्हणाले...

Someone should’ve yelled “FIRE!” 🔥

gspencer म्हणाले...

If thrown popcorn can get your shot dead in a theater, then so too this bad comedy.

On the plus side, she has a nice shape.

Wince म्हणाले...

The projector is broken, they’ve been working to fix it for 30 minutes.

"I hate when that happens."

So I took my um ...

Self-guiding movie projector?

Yeah! And you know the slot where the film feeds in?

Yeah

Well I put my tongue in there, you know, just to see how far in I could get it to go

Yeah

Well I switched the machine on and my tongue started going into the machine. It was wild, it was threading all around. It was going up and down and all around. But then it got jammed. Me tongue was resting against the um ...

Red-hot projector bulb?

Right. And I started smelling smoke. It was like I was cooking up a whole batch of uh ...

Country-style patty sausages?

Yeah. And I couldn't get it out, it was jammed. So I reached for one of those um ...

Shrimp-forks?

Yeah, and I just plucked it out of there. Boy! I hate when that happens

I know what you mean

Oo!

Ow!

Ouch! I hate when that happens

Tell me about it

rehajm म्हणाले...

Red-hot projector bulb?

Oh mann….in the mid-80s some high school friends of mine worked in the box office at Proctors Theatre in Schenectady, so I got to sit in the front row with them for Billy’s show. The girl next to me did this routine with him…and she seemed to know it better than Billy.

Krumhorn म्हणाले...

Mrs. Maisel she's not....although if she had shown her boobies....

- Krumhorn

Jupiter म्हणाले...

"Nice figure. Definitely a Woman."

Hot/Crazy well above unity.

Jupiter म्हणाले...

Type II fun for Wince.

Tomcc म्हणाले...

I've been watching the recent Adele special over the last couple of days (I have a short attention span). I do love her songs, but there are several times when the audience sings along and nearly drowns her out. No one's paying to hear the audience sing, or in this case to have someone in the audience perform!

Howard म्हणाले...

She's a New England 8.5 and an LA 6

Lurker21 म्हणाले...

Soon enough the only movie theaters left will be in places like LA where everybody thinks they're in show business ...

effinayright म्हणाले...

I tried the same thing once.

My opening line was:

"So a baby seal walks into a club...."

Didn't go over well.

farmgirl म्हणाले...

I got cringe bumps.
Not because of her:
4her. But hey, that’s me.

You go…. Girl. Heh.

Iman म्हणाले...

Howard once tried his hand at the comedy thing:

“Good evening, ladies and germs! Hit me, beat me, make me write bad checks!”

At that point, it all went downhill for Howard…

farmgirl म्हणाले...

“Type II fun for Wince.”
ROTFL

Bunkypotatohead म्हणाले...

Would that be beautiful downtown Burbank, where Rowan and Martin introduced Tiny Tim to the world?

Rollo म्हणाले...

Her name is Tiffany King. She won a date with Chris Kattan on The CelebrityDating Game (Second Prize two dates with Chris Kattan?). No word on whether she is actually bipolar or just attention starved.

Bobmac म्हणाले...

Women are like pornography. I can’t define it, but I know one when I see one.

farmgirl म्हणाले...

Effinayright: smh

I just got your opening line.
Woman enough to admit it2.

Joe Bar म्हणाले...

The Twitter comments were not very supportive.