१६ नोव्हेंबर, २०२१

Just once...

१५ टिप्पण्या:

Wince म्हणाले...

Might it help if you stop acting like a brat?

Narr म्हणाले...

"You may already be a weiner!"

Big Mike म्हणाले...

On the Internet, no one knows you’re really a dog.

tcrosse म्हणाले...

Ich bin ein Frankfurter.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

Nobody gets called intelligent. Usually smart. "He's the smartest guy I know."

A woman wants to be respected for her feelings.

Gahrie म्हणाले...

I spend an hour every morning getting ready to go out. I put on my make up, do my hair, choose my scent and select my outfit for the day.

Then I spend the rest of the day being offended when people tell me I'm attractive.

Quaestor म्हणाले...

With that bulbous nose and uninteresting tubular figure, the canny observer may assume the dog secretly longs to be called hot. Nevertheless, trolling the analyst is one of the first-line defense mechanisms, thus the fake confession of longing to be recognized as intelligent.

Women are a lot like sausages in that respect, but they're the best of the wurst.

Jaq म्हणाले...

Needs a thought bubble for the shrink: "Why?"

Maynard म्हणाले...

is this a Jeffrey Toobin thread?

Joe Smith म्हणाले...

Middle name is Diggity...

Jamie म्हणाले...

Gahrie, you're a natural beauty!

Michelle Dulak Thomson म्हणाले...

tcrosse,

Ich bin ein Frankfurter.

Oh, you rock my world! Doubleplusexcellent! Though I do wonder how many people will get it.

Scot म्हणाले...

Just once, I'd like to called a foot long.

mezzrow म्हणाले...

shrink: "to be frank, that's a stretch."

rcocean म्हणाले...

Just for once, I'd like to cut the mustard.