This is what politicians routinely do come election time! And while most of their contortions are figurative, I wouldn't be surprised to see some of them literally contort themselves in order to stand-out from the dwindling crowd of competitors. I wonder how well Minnesota Nice Amy can contort. Bloomberg?
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I can touch my toes.
Damn.
Yoga gone wild.
I looked at that picture, and right away, my back started to hurt.
That is far too much work. I'd rather be the pommel horse!
Oh my. I'd like to see him do that on an airplane for some reason.
I do wonder how many hours a day he trains. Very cool!
Sal said...
I can touch my toes
I can touch my knees without bending my toes.
I also can touch my toes. And wiggle my ears.
That looks so painful I can't bear to watch.
I can touch my toes with my other toes.
He's Gumby dammit!
Just because you can...
Like a tarantula, he's both fascinating and creepy.
This is about that "Chuck" guy's contortions in the Bloomberg thread, isn't it.
AGT had a teen contortionist in 2016 who was quite impressive also -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADiWiEzrN5o
Just imagine he finds him a woman contortionist and they publish their illustrated book on new sexual positions. Instant best seller.
The shit has hit the fan in the Stone sentencing.
I'd say send lawyers, guns and money, but they've already got all of those.
Impressive but I can't look at any more of that than the photo here.
If I could bend myself over like that I'd never leave the house.
This is what politicians routinely do come election time! And while most of their contortions are figurative, I wouldn't be surprised to see some of them literally contort themselves in order to stand-out from the dwindling crowd of competitors. I wonder how well Minnesota Nice Amy can contort. Bloomberg?
It all starts with auto-fellation as a teenager.
Speaking of contortions: Jussie Smollett indicted in Chicago!
A phone rings at 911 headquarters --
"Hello, what is your emergency?"
"Help, I'm bent like a pretzel, and I can't get up."
The guy used to have an act where he would contort himself into the various letters of the alphabet --- until he made an "S" of himself.
Cirque shows for the most part are very enjoyable. The performers are very talented and this guy is crazy talented.
Man-Spider.
Compress yourself.
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