१२ ऑक्टोबर, २०१९

"When he repeatedly tried to fob her off, the Queen lightly slapped him across the face, saying ‘Don’t’ – slap – ‘argue’ – slap – ‘with’ – slap – ‘me’ – slap – ‘I’ – slap – ‘am’ – slap – ‘THE QUEEN!'"

Wrote Elton John, quoted in "Queen Elizabeth slapped her nephew across the face in front of Elton John" (NY Post).

२५ टिप्पण्या:

gspencer म्हणाले...

The Queen lightly slapped him across the face, saying ‘Don’t’ – slap – ‘argue’ – slap – ‘with’ – slap – ‘me’ – slap – ‘I’ – slap – ‘am’ – slap – ‘THE QUEEN!'”

Sounds like a typical routine performed nightly and worldwide in homosexual bars.

I Have Misplaced My Pants म्हणाले...

No she didn’t. Give me a break.

Narayanan म्हणाले...

I was hoping it was BoJo who would not take instructions!

See where he is now.

gilbar म्हणाले...

makes me like Liz Even More (assuming it really happened)
She's a pretty good queen... For a German Usurper

Char Char Binks, Esq. म्हणाले...

She’s not wrong.

tcrosse म्हणाले...

I can imagine HMQ saying "Off with his head" in a moment of wild fun.

Roughcoat म्हणाले...

Elton John is the queen.

Richard म्हणाले...

It would have been worse if she was the Red Queen.

Narr म्हणाले...

Well, good for Auntie.

Narr
Anybody got any good dish on Elton John? Is he nice to the help? I hear he may be, "that way"!

loudogblog म्हणाले...

"We are not amused."

JAORE म्हणाले...

And then Elton said, "Madam, I beg to differ."

doctrev म्हणाले...

I mean, part of me thinks it's standard flamboyancy from a hyper-glam Brit.

But part of me remembers that her family hasn't stayed on the throne this long by being easy to push out of things.

NorthOfTheOneOhOne म्हणाले...

Well, what's the use it being a Monarch if you can't slap the kids around when they need it?

robother म्हणाले...

"Fob her off"? You mean like an ugly girlfriend on a wingman? Or some kind of pocket watch? Sometimes the English are as obscure to me as the French..

Greg the class traitor म्हणाले...

Good for her.

I hope the story is true

robother said...
"Fob her off"?

I believe the US translation would be the (non-sexual) "Blow her off"

Greg the class traitor म्हणाले...

While at a party, the Rocketman claims, QEII asked her nephew, Viscount Linley, to watch over his sister, Lady Sarah Armstrong-Jones, because she wasn’t feeling well and had left the festivities to go rest. Linley had no interest in doing so.

“When he [Linley] repeatedly tried to fob her off, the Queen lightly slapped him across the face, saying ‘Don’t’ – slap – ‘argue’ – slap – ‘with’ – slap – ‘me’ – slap – ‘I’ – slap – ‘am’ – slap – ‘THE QUEEN!'”

Linley then followed the Queen’s instructions.


Well done, your majesty

Assistant Village Idiot म्हणाले...

Well, someone had to.

Tyrone Slothrop म्हणाले...

I find HM's actions more aunt-like than queen-like.

James K म्हणाले...

Sounds like the whole thing was sort of tongue-in-cheek on the Queen's part. At least Elton John thought she was hilarious.

Ingachuck'stoothlessARM म्हणाले...

ohhhhh! THAT queen

thought it was Robbie Mook getting dressed down

Clyde म्हणाले...

"Now we see the violence inherent in the system!"

Someone had to do it!

BJM म्हणाले...

Welp, he's off Her Maj's guest list. The number 1 requirement to pal around with the royals is absolute discretion.

D 2 म्हणाले...

Do it, or - slap - instant - slap - karma - slap - is gonna - slap - get ya

Leland म्हणाले...

I like QEII. Her offspring aren't impressive, but she is.

Le Stain du Poop म्हणाले...

You believe this?

Hmmm.....