३ जून, २०१९

Some of what I found after that that last post made me google, "How to be more attractive without plastic surgery?"

"I Asked Three Plastic Surgeons How They Would Change My Face And Everyone Answered Differently/Beauty is even more subjective than we think it is" (Buzzfeed).

"12 People Talk About Their Scars, Birthmarks, Skin Conditions, And More/'Everyone is flawed; some of us just have more visible scarring to show for it'" (Buzzfeed).

"12 Ways To Look Hotter (Without Plastic Surgery)." (I'm not putting a link for that because the first 2 items were "Try Cryotherapy" and "Drink Collagen" and the look of disgust on my face was, I'm afraid, making me less attractive.)

"How do I get prettier without makeup or plastic surgery?" (Quora). The answers here are so obvious that they're just a prompt you to notice that you already know the answer: It's all the things you should do for your health and wellbeing anyway.

३७ टिप्पण्या:

Fernandinande म्हणाले...

Chicks dig my dueling scar until they find out it was from tripping over an XBox.

Balfegor म्हणाले...

The best makeup you can put on is your lovely smile :-)

It may be true, but isn't this considered awfully sexist nowadays?

That said, skincare and grooming go a long way, as the commenters there note. If you have small eyes, or eyes that are spaced widely or narrowly, the right glasses can help quite a lot. Hairstyle can also complement or compensate for some features. Tailoring can help too, although I have extremely strong and unfashionable views on how things ought to be tailored so no one should be taking tailoring advice from me, I'm afraid.

Seeing Red म्हणाले...

Look at how awash in money this country is.

Tax this heavy.

Ignorance is Bliss म्हणाले...

How do I get prettier without makeup or plastic surgery?

For women, the answer is easy: hang out in a bar as closing time approaches...

Unknown म्हणाले...

Make more money.

tcrosse म्हणाले...

Hang out with ugly people.

Otto म्हणाले...

I have been at this old age thing longer than i suspect all of you here this website and my only response to old age is "to bad youth is wasted on the young". No matter how you try your golf swing speed will never be the same as when it was when you were twenty.
" I'm afraid, making me less attractive." - i am not touching that line.

Char Char Binks, Esq. म्हणाले...

A woman does anything to improve herself-- "YOU GO, GIRL!"

A man tries to improve his lot in life -- "Must be compensating for something."

Achilles म्हणाले...

My wife didn't like End Games because Thor was a fat drunk.

I didn't like it because they used the laziest plot device in existence.

Wince म्हणाले...

I'm shooting for either brutally handsome or terminally pretty.

Yancey Ward म्हणाले...

Giant face-covering tattoo might the the only hope for most of us.

Robert Cook म्हणाले...

"Look at how awash in money this country is."


Some in this country.

walter म्हणाले...

One must eschew the shorts.

tim in vermont म्हणाले...

I'm shooting for either brutally handsome or terminally pretty

I hate that line, well, the “terminally” part. why not “preternaturally” that would stick out in just as bad a way, but at least it would make sense.

Bay Area Guy म्हणाले...

"How do I get prettier without makeup or plastic surgery?"

Easy. Don't eat a sheetcake for breakfast, get off your twitter account and go exercise, stop obsessing about leftwing politics, dress nicely, and learn to smile and flirt more.

I have advice for men too, if they dare to ask...

Wince म्हणाले...

Robert Cook said...
"Look at how awash in money this country is."

Some in this country.



Thankfully we have someone to remind us...

But if you try sometime, you might find
You get what you need

William म्हणाले...

I'd like to be richer or better looking. I'm just the right height, however. I've got no complaints about my height. Eat your heart out Tom Cruise.

Bay Area Guy म्हणाले...

Women eschew short men. Every scientific study says so. Don't deny the science.

Advice to men - don't be short.

Yancey Ward म्हणाले...

I am six feet four, give or take 5 inches.

Lloyd W. Robertson म्हणाले...

The Cheers show when Rebecca was the female lead. Cliff the letter carrier has unaccountably managed to get himself a girlfriend. She's great, but he wishes she would use just a little makeup. He asks Rebecca for advice. She says: Cliff, you deliver the mail, you must know about those before and after features in the women's magazines. Cliff says yes. THEN WHAT ARE YOU BUGGING ME FOR?

Mike (MJB Wolf) म्हणाले...

Try this one neat trick to improve your beauty: Stop being so fucking angry all the time and cheer up. Nothing pretties up a face more than a nice smile.

Ingachuck'stoothlessARM म्हणाले...

for skin: phytoceramides, Hyaluronic acid, collagen
and only wash your face with water-- let your pores
freely express their exudates

for other aspects of a less-than-stellar physiognomy:
be a nice person

Anne in Rockwall, TX म्हणाले...

Althouse, you must get the strangest ads when you are online. You google such a wide range of oddities in the course of writing this blog, that your search history would send a psychiatrist to chasing his tail!

Bay Area Guy म्हणाले...

My advice to young men is to NOT sleep with liberal women -- even the good-looking ones. They tend to be woke and crazy.

Only sleep with apolitical. moderate or conservative women. There's a lot.

YoungHegelian म्हणाले...

@Ingachuck'stoothlessARM

let your pores freely express their exudates

Did this line somehow get cross-posted? It sounds like it belongs in the definition of a health Goth.

Fernandinande म्हणाले...

Hang out with ugly people.

Right in this thread we have The Good, The Bad and The EDH.

Gospace म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Ingachuck'stoothlessARM म्हणाले...

@YoungHeg

then try this:
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=house+of+atoz+video&view=detail&mid=74F5134D10E96B387FB974F5134D10E96B387FB9&FORM=VIRE

Titus म्हणाले...

I am not horny when I am in Wisconsin.

Narr म्हणाले...

Someday I'll figure out how to get my selfie from the phone to the interwebs.

Narr
Then you'll be sorry!

tcrosse म्हणाले...

Titus said...
I am not horny when I am in Wisconsin.


Good news for farm animals.

JAORE म्हणाले...

A full face motorcycle helmet seems to work for me.

Achilles म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Achilles म्हणाले...

Robert Cook said...
"Look at how awash in money this country is."


Some in this country.


And if Robert gets his way we will all be more like the rest of the world.

Plus a few million wreckers and hoarders will receive justice along the way and be starved to death or sent to be properly re-educated.

Fen म्हणाले...

My advice to young men is to NOT sleep with liberal women -- even the good-looking ones. They tend to be woke and crazy.

Ah, but there are some things you can't do to the future mother of your children.

Liberal women are there for that. Just tell them "it's empowering" and parrot something from Maddow or Colber.

'TreHammer म्हणाले...

Beer goggles
😎

walter म्हणाले...

Just wear Goth clothes to the gym.
You'll be Fab.