२० फेब्रुवारी, २०१८

"my dog hates his nails getting clipped so my dad literally bought a purse & cut holes in it"


२७ टिप्पण्या:

Kevin म्हणाले...

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

FIDO म्हणाले...

Look! A Piñata! Where's my bat?

Ralph L म्हणाले...

What's going on with the wall?

Fritz म्हणाले...

If your dogs nails need clipping, you aren't walking it enough.

Ann Althouse म्हणाले...

"What's going on with the wall?"

I know what you've never done.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

It's no problem if you have three hands.

Trumpit म्हणाले...

He's found a good use for a $1900 Chloe handbag. They should sell like hotcakes now. Boston (bull) terriers are handsome little dogs.

richlb म्हणाले...

Look Meade. Another purse reference.

Humperdink म्हणाले...

Need a crane for our German Shepherd. Spouse bought a nail grinder, works better than a clipper. Still a job though.

Jaq म्हणाले...

If your dog eats too much cat food as a puppy, that’s what it will turn into. Just a warning, guys.

Jaq म्हणाले...

Look! A Piñata! Where's my bat?

Don’t look up the origins of the expression “swing a cat.”

Jaq म्हणाले...

I know what you’ve never done.

Gone after a bat inside with a 12 gauge and then had to fix the damage?

Ralph L म्हणाले...

The woodwork and doors are too new for the walls to be plaster. Drywall doesn't need repairing like that without major damage.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves म्हणाले...

Dog remembers.

Ralph L म्हणाले...

Wouldn't walking the dog on pavement regularly prevent the need for this humiliation?

I'm glad the dad didn't literally steal the purse.

Jason म्हणाले...

Just don't leave the purse on top of the van.

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

If you buy something, how can you not literally buy it?

Darrell म्हणाले...

Works for the wife, too.

Bob Boyd म्हणाले...

Ralph L said...
"What's going on with the wall?"

He's repairing the damage from before they had the purse.

Ralph L म्हणाले...

Thanks, Bob.

mockturtle म्हणाले...

Tried a nail grinder with my dog who hates getting his nails clipped but the sound of the grinder really freaked him out. My only solution is to sedate him.

Walking works on pavement but we don't all walk on paved surfaces like you city folks.

Ignorance is Bliss म्हणाले...

MadisonMan said...

If you buy something, how can you not literally buy it?

You could buy the farm.
You could buy a pig in a poke.
You could buy a cow, but why would you if you can get the milk for free?

Bob Boyd म्हणाले...

If you figuratively "buy the purse" does that mean you've decided to transition?

"Have you seen Jeff? Holy..."
"Why? What's up?"
"He bought the purse man."
"No shit...?"
"No shit."
"Wow." How's he look?"
"I don't know, it's...it's early days, man."
"I should call him."
"You should."

lonetown म्हणाले...

dog's thinking, "fer snizzle"

Yancey Ward म्हणाले...

Hmmm......gives me the idea for a purse, a dog, and an airhorn.

Roy Lofquist म्हणाले...

Standard equipment for dog groomers.

Michelle Dulak Thomson म्हणाले...

Humperdink,

Spouse bought a nail grinder, works better than a clipper.

OMG does that take me back. 35 years back, to Mom tending our Dobermans' nails with a Dremel tool. Yes, pulverized Dobie nails are my equivalent of Proust's madeleine.