६ फेब्रुवारी, २०१८

"Minnesota bakery's unique cake goes viral after people mistake it for female body part."

Says the Minnesota Star Tribute.

७० टिप्पण्या:

Bilwick म्हणाले...

Hot. Very hot. Reminds me of Jenna Jameson's.

WK म्हणाले...

Can they refuse to make one for a male?

Drago म्हणाले...

I'm surprised a passing leftist didn't slam it on their head and start protesting.

YoungHegelian म्हणाले...

Why can't a cake with rock candy be refrigerated?

I thought I knew my food chemistry fairly well, but this one escapes me.

Any help?

Darrell म्हणाले...

They better keep the cream filling away.

YoungHegelian म्हणाले...

Hey, it's Geode Cake, not a Tart Tart.

Ann Althouse म्हणाले...

Maybe some sort of gooey/gluey substances is holding it together, something that might look wrong if it were chilled.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

Perfect for a gay wedding.

Mike (MJB Wolf) म्हणाले...

That is a badass cake, obviously an artistic expression.

Rob म्हणाले...

Do you have to buy it or can you just grab it?

exiledonmainstreet, green-eyed devil म्हणाले...

Let them eat cake.

major dad म्हणाले...

Really? People think it looks like female parts? Not exactly inviting I don't think.

robother म्हणाले...

The Big Rock Candy Mons.

Fabi म्हणाले...

I'll have what he's having!

Fabi म्हणाले...

None of the ones I've seen has teeth like that.

Clyde म्हणाले...

Aerosmith said it best: Pink

WARNING: You can't unsee some of the stuff in the video!

You have been warned!

Bay Area Guy म्हणाले...

The Pussy Hatters would wear it.....

madAsHell म्हणाले...

Every man's threnody. Do I eat it, or fuck it first?

Bay Area Guy म्हणाले...

Darn - Drago beat me to it above.

अनामित म्हणाले...

The cake would perfectly replace the apple pie in that wacky scene in the movie American Pie, although the rock candy might be a little tough on the guy making love to the pie!

For those of you who have forgotten or missed it: Here it is!

Clyde म्हणाले...

Maybe throw an NSFW in there, too.

Bay Area Guy म्हणाले...

I've had some rocky romantic relationships in my day.......

rhhardin म्हणाले...

It looks like a pillbox hat. Some royalty used to wear them.

It's a step up from cat ears.

Big Mike म्हणाले...

@Althouse, you women have dirty minds.

Sebastian म्हणाले...

Cunnilinguist bait, if you ask me.

tim in vermont म्हणाले...

If you eat it, you can’t ‘have' it, we know that, but if you ‘have’ it, would you still eat it?

Ignorance is Bliss म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Ignorance is Bliss म्हणाले...

Laslo, your order is ready for pick-up

Xmas म्हणाले...

On the google, I'm seeing a bunch of "Don't store hard candy in the fridge" but no reasons why....

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

All you need with it is a pressurized can of whipped cream.

Inga...Allie Oop म्हणाले...

It looks like a cracked marble slab, with filled with gem stones. I thought they were soft, but then read they were rock candy. Interesting, but seems like a waste of cake, with that huge gash in it. I bet that buttercream frosting is good. I just discovered another frosting, called Ermine frosting. It’s a type of a butter cream, but based on a cooked pudding and whipped butter. One of the best butter creams I’ve tasted and not difficult to make.

Saint Croix म्हणाले...

None of the ones I've seen has teeth like that.

It's like a cross between LIttle Shop of Horrors and American Pie.

tim in vermont म्हणाले...

It does have a kind of vagina dentata vibe.

Michelle Dulak Thomson म्हणाले...

OK, can anyone say "vagina dentata"?

southcentralpa म्हणाले...

Okay, Millenials, if your parents had dragged you kicking and screaming to the Museum for your edification instead of caving when you said 'no' and pouted, you would've seen a geode before ...
(I mean, seriously, I looked at the picture before I read the headline and immediately thought "geode". Seriously, people ...)

tcrosse म्हणाले...

You folks better stay away from the tacos.

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

But is it art? Let's ask the Supreme Court.

MAJMike म्हणाले...

HORY CLAP! Apparently a bunch of folks have never don the Horizontal Mambo with the lights on.

Bushman of the Kohlrabi म्हणाले...

Now that's a peach of a reach.

gspencer म्हणाले...

Looks good, but I think I'll take a look and a lick at a real one tonight or tomorrow morning.

exiledonmainstreet, green-eyed devil म्हणाले...

The gash appears to be lined with gold. Perhaps that's why it reminds William Chadwick of Jenna Jameson.

Rick.T. म्हणाले...

YoungHegelian said...

"Why can't a cake with rock candy be refrigerated?"

Sugar is hygroscopic. I'm guessing the rock candy will quickly degenerate into a sticky mess in the humid environment of a refrigerator.

MaxedOutMama म्हणाले...

What was that Freudian thing? Castration anxiety? Not exactly red velvet, is it? As a vagina, it's a toothed monstrosity. Without being told of that theory, it would never have occurred to me.

Mary Beth म्हणाले...

I started noticing geode cake photos being posted to the baking subreddit about a year ago. They're pretty and don't look too difficult to do, but I think I'd enjoy making it more than eating it.

When I do a search of reddit for "geode cake" I see that this isn't the first to be posted to r/mildlyvagina.

As for refrigeration, I think they might be concerned that it would be wrapped and moisture would condense as it cools and that would make the rock candy start to dissolve.

Francisco D म्हणाले...

A patient goes to see a psychoanalyst who gives him the Rorschach test.

The psychoanalyst pointed out that all the patient's answers were sexual in nature. He told the patient that he was over sexed.

The patient replied, "What are you talking about Doc? You were the one with the dirty pictures."

Rick म्हणाले...

I'm guessing the rock candy will quickly degenerate into a sticky mess

I think making the representation work on multiple levels does make this art.

I Have Misplaced My Pants म्हणाले...

Inga - I didn't know that was called ermine icing (googled the term and found what you're referring too). I've made it for years and it was always called vanilla boiled frosting in my family. I agree that it's delicious and has a wonderful texture, although it can be a little fussy if it's warm out.

Jason म्हणाले...

http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/06/cake-shop-owner-wedding-cake-gay-couple/

Judge rules in favor of Christian baker sued by lesbian couple.

Good.

tcrosse म्हणाले...

A Spoonerist variation on the Bundt Cake.

Jokah Macpherson म्हणाले...

When you're a hammer...

Marcus Carman म्हणाले...

Speaking of geodes, ever notice how some people are dumb as a box of rocks?

LordSomber म्हणाले...

I don't think that I can take it
Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again

zipity म्हणाले...

If you think that looks like a vagina, you may want to look into upgrading your wife/girlfriend....

Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...

The people who mistook it for a body part must have a low opinion of that body part, thinking it's gravel-y.

tim in vermont म्हणाले...

For some reason that reminded me of a joke, Freeman, cover your eyes.

A young boy went to a bordello and asked for service, the proprietor tells him:
“Son, you’re too young, go practice on trees and come back in a few years.”
So the kid goes away, and comes back when he is 18.
Proprietor says: “OK take your pick and head upstairs”
A few minutes later he starts hearing a lot of noise coming from the room, moans, grunts, shouts, he says “Wow, this kid must really know what he is doing,” He goes to the peephole and sees the kid using a broomhandle on her. He busts in and says “Kid What are you doing?”
“Checking for squirrels.”

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves म्हणाले...

I agree with Inga. I thought I'd put that out there because it won't ever happen again.
;-)

Cake looks like a geode. with vaginal undertones.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves म्हणाले...

"Checking for squirrels" - that's perfect and probably something I'll repeat later.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves म्हणाले...

If you stare at it long enough, it starts to look like gummy bears. With vaginal undertones.

Etienne म्हणाले...

It's actually a gun shot wound to the head. I can see the Thalamus and the Fornix in distress.

Inga...Allie Oop म्हणाले...

Pants, yes I’ve heard it called boiled milk frosting too. I’ve made it in chocolate, coffee, vanilla, orange, rum, almond. My family loves this frosting as my mother used to make it when all the grandkids were little. She passed away and none of us girls in the family actually paid attention to how she made it. The now grown granddaughters were reminiscing about Oma’s frosting and I started trying to find a frosting similar to hers and I happened upon the ermine frosting. Voila! It was the same frosting! I’ve made her torte with six layers and the ermine frosting. The cake is a chiffon, which was another learning experience for me.

Now that I’m retired I’ve rediscovered baking, so much fun!

Bill म्हणाले...

Vagina amethysta!

Francisco D म्हणाले...

I am wondering if baking is a way of sublimating one's frustrated sexual desires.

Some of us old guys stay slim by choosing sex over cupcakes - no pun intended.

अनामित म्हणाले...

It looks like a pixilated pussy to me. MSDOS porn.
Where's (I am) Laslo when we need him ?

अनामित म्हणाले...

American Cake ?

Mr. Majestyk म्हणाले...

"checking for squirrels" -- how the hell do people think of jokes like this? Hillarious!

Marc in Eugene म्हणाले...

I was puzzled for half a second as to why the young man was carrying a pick.

exhelodrvr1 म्हणाले...

#MeToo

Rusty म्हणाले...

Jesus. There's a shitload of dumbasses wandering around the interwebs.

JAORE म्हणाले...

Apparently there is a sub-set of people who have never seen a geode OR a vagina.

RonF म्हणाले...

If that looks like a vagina to you either you or your wife/girlfriend needs to see a doctor STAT.