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"I am a Tinder guy holding a fish and I will provide for you."

Very funny. I recommend this humor piece in The New Yorker... and I don't even know the Tinder photographs it's making fun of.

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I Have Misplaced My Pants म्हणाले...

Eh I think you have to have spent way more time on Tinder than I have (which is to say, any time at all) to get the full effect of the jokes.

themightypuck म्हणाले...

Started great but slowly became lame. Which I expect tracks most relationships started under Tinder or many other relationship starters, although not the pre Vatican II Catholic Church.

Etienne म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Ann Althouse म्हणाले...

I had to just infer what's happening on Tinder and I found it very funny. Have never once looked at Tinder... only read about it.

mockturtle म्हणाले...

Is this another escort story? I'd like to behold his mackerel! ;-)

Dust Bunny Queen म्हणाले...

I will provide you with many orgasms and sea bass.

I dunno....this doesn't sound half bad. Sea Bass are actually rather hard to find in the stores.

Tim म्हणाले...

Sea Bass are pretty hard to find. Orgasms are quite scarce where I shop for victuals. -Probably a good thing too.

tcrosse म्हणाले...

It reads like a rip-off of Borat.

fivewheels म्हणाले...

Fairly obvious jokes, and emblematic of the condescending blue-state humor you'd get from the New Yorker. Guess who hates and ridicules pictures of people who enjoy fishing? People who have never gone fishing and think only hillbillies do.

fivewheels म्हणाले...

FYI, the whole fish-picture divide really is a thing. Indicating that you're an outdoorsy person probably seems like relevant information on a dating app, so it's a common theme. But there is also a faction of woman whose profiles will include admonitions like: "If there's a dead animal in your profile pic, SWIPE LEFT." Some people find it very upsetting for some reason.

I'm guessing Miss Collier's profile has a bathroom mirror selfie with duck lips.

mockturtle म्हणाले...

Orgasms are quite scarce where I shop for victuals.

Don't buy liver where Portnoy shops.

Tim म्हणाले...

Ok important safety tip Mr. Turtle.

mockturtle म्हणाले...

Ms. Turtle.

tim in vermont म्हणाले...

Don't buy liver where Portnoy shops.

That was a funny book.

Krumhorn म्हणाले...

I can't escape the impression that Laslo Spatula could have written that. It has his diction and rhythm. I will provide you with many orgasms and sea bass is right in Laslo's literary wheelhouse. Plus the repetition of the rock hard abs. It's like the clean antifa girl who now has herpes.

-Krumhorn

Tim म्हणाले...

Sorry, Ms Turckle