२९ डिसेंबर, २०१६

"What’s 'great' about this look is that it combines so many awful red carpet trends..."

"... the overuse of black lace, the 'I just survived an attack' aesthetic, and of course, the proliferation of Barbie Crotch. It’s a trifecta of ugly and no one in 2016 managed to top it, as far as we’re concerned. Congrats, girl."

४१ टिप्पण्या:

Dude1394 म्हणाले...

My eyes! It burns!

Earnest Prole म्हणाले...

Didn't we already do Barbie-Crotch yesterday?

Alice Aforethought म्हणाले...

"Greasy pustules" on Beyoncé?
What an image.

Original Mike म्हणाले...

What a strange institution the red carpet is.

William म्हणाले...

Is a merkin an appropriate accessory for the Barbie crotch look or is fur still out?

Leslie Graves म्हणाले...

Is Tori Spelling's dress on backwards? Now I can't think about anything else. I vote "yes", for the record.

kentuckyliz म्हणाले...

Beyonce's dress looks like the images from my last colonoscopy.

She is hiding her bush or mons pubis/labia behind her purse.

Wince म्हणाले...

Selma Blair looked better with some meat on her bones.

Rocketeer म्हणाले...

How many condoms were killed so Beyoncé's dress could be made?

exhelodrvr1 म्हणाले...

But Steve Martin's tweet was unacceptable. Tweet, twat, Barbie crotch, carpet ...

MayBee म्हणाले...

That whole page. LOL

tcrosse म्हणाले...

It could be worse. They could have dressed Hillary.

HoodlumDoodlum म्हणाले...

Ha, that made me remember the phrase "scroll down fug!"

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

Is Tori Spelling's dress on backwards?

It really does look that way.

tds म्हणाले...

Should be "2016: Bottom five" instead of "Top five"

rehajm म्हणाले...

...is fur still out?

Apparently the preferred adjectives are: smooth, hairless, flat, and plastic.

rehajm म्हणाले...

Most embarrassing moment: Hailee Steinfeld emerges from the powder room and her dress isn't tucked into her pantyhose.

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

I bet these noble Hollywooders are going out in public looking like Syrian Refugees trying to make them feel better, like a group cutting off their hair in solidarity with the Chemotherapy sufferers.

I like to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Curious George म्हणाले...

Tori Spelling's dress is hideous. But you're glad it's there.

J. Farmer म्हणाले...

Wow, that was bad. But for my money, Selma Blair's was by far the worst.

Wilbur म्हणाले...

It reminds me of a lot of modern art. The designers are competing in a race to create the most anti-fashion fashion possible.

Face palm.

geoffb म्हणाले...

Is Tori in someway related to Kerry?

Bill Peschel म्हणाले...

Fuck Tom and Lorenzo. They banned me after a couple comments, some of them positive.

Perhaps they objected to pointing out that Julianne Moore shouldn't wear dresses that accentuate her flabby skin.

I'll bet Laslo doesn't get banned. *grumble*

mezzrow म्हणाले...

Laslo bans. Laslo does not "get banned."

There are rules for Laslo, but they are only for Laslo's eyes.

Titus म्हणाले...

Yes dolls-fur is out on both men and women.

You can have a little patch or glaze of fur just over the cunt or cock.

Otherwise, fur is a major faux pas.

Unknown म्हणाले...

We all know that Lazlo is actually Wonkette in disguise, crying out for a return of male's appreciating women and women being appreciated by them.

Right? Lazlo just has to be a repressed feminist pleading out for help.

--Vance

RNB म्हणाले...

Why isn't 'Barbie Crotch' body-shaming of cis-women of a certain physiognomy?

Eric the Fruit Bat म्हणाले...

I wonder whether the Dalai Lama concerns himself with things such as this.

FullMoon म्हणाले...

There is somrthing happening here, what it is ain't exactaly clear..

Are the celebrities paid to wear this stuff?
Are the designers laughing inside at the celebs who are afraid to say "no way"?

No doubt a trained eye can appreciate some of these designs, like a wine snob appreciates fine wines, but a poorly educated guy who still buys Gallo burgundy in a gallon jug just don't get it.

MacMacConnell म्हणाले...

Ladies, two words "Ralph Lauren". Get some class, get away from the Skankedelic fashions.

JaimeRoberto म्हणाले...

Huh, I wonder where the director of the Hunger Games got the idea to make the denizens of the capital city dress so strangely.

buwaya म्हणाले...

"Huh, I wonder where the director of the Hunger Games got the idea to make the denizens of the capital city dress so strangely."

Bingo. There is a deeply hidden conservative thread through that whole series. Its more interesting than initial impressions might indicate.

Rae म्हणाले...

I'd say stop asking gay misogynists to dress you, but what do I know? There's a whole sub-economy supporting this stuff.

Krumhorn म्हणाले...

I look at it like this. The chic elite have had a tuff year, and their style choices often reflect deep despair. As a result, Trump has already delivered on a key campaign promise about The Wall. There will be no expense for construction materials since the day after the election, millions of lefties shit a brick.

That should about do it.

- Krumhorn

Birches म्हणाले...

Wow giant condom Beyonce! Yikes.

exhelodrvr1 म्हणाले...

And none of these designers will be working with Melania Trump, right?

AmPowerBlog म्हणाले...

I can't believe anyone would wear those monstrous rags.

Phil 314 म्हणाले...

What's worse than "The Emperor has no clothes"?

The Emperor has designer clothes.

wildswan म्हणाले...

It looks as if fashion today requires: appear at first glance to be wearing underwear, or colored sheets or nothing. Then, be sure to plasticize the entire body so that you won't be too different from the robot sex doll who is your chief competitor. Victorians painted women in this way if you need guidance and in fact if you look at how Victorians painted women in large "historical" paintings about imperial Rome or the "Orient" you can get ahead of the fashion curve. Like Edward Poynter or Gerome.

अनामित म्हणाले...

I haven't seen so many awful home made prom dresses since, er uh, the Prom.

Lewis Wetzel म्हणाले...

I am a "tall American." Whenever I see one of these runway pics of a female celebrity, I can't help but think that they are about a foot shorter than I am. How tall is Madonna? Maybe 5'4"? I was 5'4" when I was eleven years old.