२९ जुलै, २०१५

"A bear has broken into a Colorado bakery and chomped his way through 38 pies, even taking two for the road."

"He devoured 24 cherry and 14 apple pies - but left strawberry-and-rhubarb pies completely untouched in Tuesday night's raid."

No one wants rhubarb pie.

४४ टिप्पण्या:

Laslo Spatula म्हणाले...

Colorado: legal marijuana.

A bakery cleared of sweets.

The bear was stoned.

I am Laslo.

Kylos म्हणाले...

Hey. Everybody could use a little more rhubarb pie. It's the king of pies.

Scott म्हणाले...

@Kylos: I agree! I saw "rhubarb pie" and my mouth started to water. Throw some strawberries in there if you're wussy about it.

Matt Sablan म्हणाले...

That's impressive. ... BEARRY IMPRESSIVE.

Bill Crawford म्हणाले...

He did, however, lick the rhubarb pie.

Rae म्हणाले...

Rhubarb pie is glorious. Especially since bears leave them alone in the upcoming bear apocalypse.

Abdul Abulbul Amir म्हणाले...

I love rhubarb pie. Also rhubarb jam.

Scott म्हणाले...

Bearpocalypse?

Bearnado!

Eric the Fruit Bat म्हणाले...

The joke's on the bear because it was one of the strawberry-and-rhubarb pies that contained the golden ticket.

David म्हणाले...

Call the dentist.

He'll know what to do.

CStanley म्हणाले...

That must have been a heck of a pic-a-nic basket.

Kylos म्हणाले...

@Scott, yep. Strawberries are unnecessary.

Scott म्हणाले...

A brief history of rhubarb, with pictures.

Chris N म्हणाले...

Perhaps we can say the cherry and apple were all 'black-beary' pies?

Forgive me.

rehajm म्हणाले...

I don't think the rangers gonna like that...

Scott म्हणाले...

Ranger Smith took all the rhubarb pies. Civil asset forfeiture. They might have been made with the profits of illegal drug dealing.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

It's the gay mafia again.

Wince म्हणाले...

Bear's Favorite: Huckleberry Pie

Yogi Bear, "Pie-Pirates"

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xy25m3_yogi-bear-03-pie-pirates_fun

Yogi the black bear is caught on camera raiding a freezer for a tasty pie - after tossing out several packs of veggies

This Yogi might be smarter than the average bear, but he sure doesn't eat healthier. A couple in British Columbia, Canada, captured video of a black bear raiding their freezer for a pie - after tossing out several packages of vegetables first.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665976/Yogi-black-bear-caught-camera-raiding-freezer-pie-tossing-packages-veggies.html#ixzz3hI8AlYhy

richlb म्हणाले...

Garrison Keillor was unavailable for comment.

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

I've always been told that rhubarb should not be harvested in the summer, although the reason given is lost in my memory.

Is that a fable?

Jaq म्हणाले...

Hey Boo Boo!

Peter म्हणाले...

Maybe the bear ate rhubarb in the past but ate the whole plant (including the leaves), got sick, and was left with a "don't eat that again!" memory?

gregwithtwogs म्हणाले...

Lions and Tigers and now Bears! Oh My or is it Oz?

Big Mike म्हणाले...

@greg, don't forget the Fox!

Chuck म्हणाले...

The reason that bears don't require rhubarb pie is because they never feel the need to rid themselves of the taste of pain and humiliation. They just look for the next tasty pie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i97mv8qyRc

gregwithtwogs म्हणाले...

Big Mike, what does the fox say?

mikee म्हणाले...

Comments at the link include two impassioned pleas that the bear not be killed, despite it's demonstrated lack of fear of humans.

I'd say that any bear who won't eat a strawberry-rhubarb pie is likely to be real trouble, and relocation at a minimum is called for in this case.

Big Mike म्हणाले...

@greg, the Fox says it's going to accommodate all the candidates in a two-tiered debate.

Birkel म्हणाले...

Let me guess:
The baker refused to bake a pie for the same-sex bear wedding?

Danno म्हणाले...

Are the authorities sure it wasn't Meade?

bwebster म्हणाले...

Wait! I love rhubarb pie.

अनामित म्हणाले...

I love rhubarb pie w/ ice cream. The only place we could drive to lunch @ my high school and still get back in time for class was a Marie Calendar's. That meant a slice of rhubarb pie a la mode. Ppl I've met from the South think of it as a pie their grandmother made that's too country for them now. Blue state Whole Foodies, meanwhile, have discovered it.

The bear is so wrong.

Gabriel म्हणाले...

Rhubarb pie is not for everyone. That's fine, since it leaves more for the people it's meant for.

JPS म्हणाले...

"It was Jeremiah's job to guard the rhubarb, but he never knew why." - Gary Larson, in The Prehistory of the Far Side

robother म्हणाले...

Good. That leaves more for me.

victoria म्हणाले...

Duh, it is a pie that makes me gag. Give me cherry pie any time.

Come to Pie and Burger in Pasadena and feast on their deliciousness.


Vicki from Pasadena

Drago म्हणाले...

Birkel: "Let me guess: The baker refused to bake a pie for the same-sex bear wedding?"

Winner.

Alexander म्हणाले...

Rhubarb Pie is only for people who are above average.

Birches म्हणाले...

I would have eaten the rhubarb pie first...ahhh crap. Now I want a rhubarb pie!

walter म्हणाले...

"Let me guess:
The baker refused to bake a pie for the same-sex bear wedding?"

Could have made a Rhu-Paul pie.

teej म्हणाले...

Who needs the pie crust. Just give me a bowl of stewed rhubarb and I'm happy. Add some custard if you are feeling especially British-y.

James Pawlak म्हणाले...

Rhubarb custard pie is too good for all but ee,=!

paminwi म्हणाले...

"I've always been told that rhubarb should not be harvested in the summer, although the reason given is lost in my memory."

Rhubarb gets picked in late May & June. I consider June to be a summer month here in WI.

But, I see from prior posts you are wrong about many political issues so it doesn't surprise me you are wrong here, too.




paminwi म्हणाले...

Oh, and rhubarb kuchen is better than rhubarb pie!