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"28 busts for sex offender accused of grinding on subway passenger, but mom says he's just looking for a wife."

Headline in The Daily News.

३४ टिप्पण्या:

Sal म्हणाले...

If you want to know what's really going on, don't ask mom. Moms have no frickin' idea. Apparently moms only remember the helpless little baby they once held in their arms.

Mary Beth म्हणाले...

Sanpaku eyes.

JCC म्हणाले...

Today's word" frottage.

Mom says “He doesn’t need help,” I agree with that. He does need something else though...a long term relationship via Jailbnb.com.

Ignorance is Bliss म्हणाले...

28 busts?

He must be really tall to be able to grind on their busts.

Ignorance is Bliss म्हणाले...

Note to guys:

It's not a divining rod. It can't help you find what you're looking for. Stop following it around.

Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...

"Mama, someday there's gonna be a girl who likes it, and she's the one for me. I just gotta find her, and this is the only way I know."

n.n म्हणाले...

He's been watching too many nature programs.

Laslo Spatula म्हणाले...

It only has to work once.

I am Laslo.

richard mcenroe म्हणाले...

He's got a future in Japanese porn.

Um, from what I'm told.

Etienne म्हणाले...

When he finds the right woman, he will have an ice-pick sticking into his belly.

Fabi म्हणाले...

It's not a divining rod? Shit! Back to the drawing board.

Interesting,not crazy म्हणाले...

Not so bad as his arrest for tongue kissing a four year old boy. F'kin liberals!

Chris N म्हणाले...

'How To Get Close To Women And Go Places'

robother म्हणाले...

You can take the boy out of Pakistan...

Ray म्हणाले...

This story reminds me of the movie, "The Jerk"


Grandmother (reading a letter Navie sent his family): My dear family, guess what. Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh what a great time I had. I wish my whole family could have been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin. (she stops reading) And he's got the kisses here.
Father: That Patty must be a sweet girl.
Mother: God bless her.

David Begley म्हणाले...

Every day we move closer to Mad Max.

Bay Area Guy म्हणाले...

The soft bigotry of low expectations. Really low.

pst314 म्हणाले...

28 arrests, including tongue-kissing a 4 year old boy.
Why isn't this guy in prison???

Caroline म्हणाले...

Deja vu weirding me out. This happened to me in 1981 riding the lexington express to work one morning. I had to go straight to bloomingdales to replace the skirt i was wearing. Maybe it's a "thing," and nobody ever knew. It wasnt something i was going to talk about.

pst314 म्हणाले...

Said his mother: "It’s not easy to find a wife and have kids. She has to be a Pakistani. She has to be a Muslim girl."

So in the meantime it's okay to rape infidel girls and boys.

What are the odds that when he is finally sent to prison his mother will start ranting about "islamophobia" and "dirty infidels" and how America should be consumed in fire?

pst314 म्हणाले...

"Deja vu weirding me out. This happened to me in 1981 riding the lexington express to work one morning."

That's why it's useful to carry something sharp. Scream and stab.

madAsHell म्हणाले...

Exactly, why is this fuck-up in the USA?

अनामित म्हणाले...

If she's been carrying a mattress around it would have been between her and this guy.

jr565 म्हणाले...

Dude, get to a prostitute and stop grinding against people on subways.

Annie म्हणाले...

Grinding? This happened at my inner city highschool on a daily basis.

lonetown म्हणाले...

Yeah, every wife is looking for a grinder. bonus husband - a humper.

Rusty म्हणाले...

Where was Titus?

Bad Lieutenant म्हणाले...

Grinder? I didn't even know her!

mezzrow म्हणाले...

Where was Titus?

Thread winner.

Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad...

Rick M म्हणाले...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frotteurism

Fernandinande म्हणाले...

"28 busts for sex offender..."

A breast man.

MaxedOutMama म्हणाले...

One could always try dating. This has worked for others.

kzookitty म्हणाले...

Althouse: come for the punditry, stay for the batshit crazy.

kzookitty