१ जानेवारी, २०१५

"I wanted a fresh start, looser pants, a boyfriend. I also knew that getting too ambitious would be the end of any progress I might make..."

"... and a juice fast or some 'journaling' was not going to cut it.... I vowed that every day, for 365 days, I would enforce a strict routine of belly laughter and orgasms...."

Enforce, eh?

Yesterday, I wrote about the "self-marriage" trend. Now, it seems, we're confronted with the possibility of self-rape.

२० टिप्पण्या:

अनामित म्हणाले...

Who needs to work on a relationship and keep an man when you can buy new batteries and a "Jimmyjane Form 6"

CStanley म्हणाले...

LOL. Shocking that her relationship didn't last. If you can't base a relationship on an obsessive desire for self pleasure, what hope is there?

I laughed at your "self rape" comment too, but really I think rape is like tickling....impossible to do to oneself.

Laslo Spatula म्हणाले...

A lot of miles on that Orgasm Odometer. She might need to change her oil.

I am Laslo.

sean म्हणाले...

Masturbating every day? (Sometimes twice a day?) What a pathetic life.

Patrick म्हणाले...

I'd guess that many people who are unhappy are not happy because they mistake pleasure for happiness.

Oso Negro म्हणाले...

If she had enforced on herself the discipline of giving her boyfriend a blow job every day she might not be alone now.

holdfast म्हणाले...

"Masturbating every day? (Sometimes twice a day?) What a pathetic life."

Or just being a male between the ages of 16 and 35.

NorthOfTheOneOhOne म्हणाले...

"I meant to do that!" - Pee Wee Herman

Scott म्हणाले...

Can a woman get an orgasm from a belly laugh?

mccullough म्हणाले...

I thought the belly laugh and orgasm should be simultaneous.

Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...

Favorite resolutions of teenage boys who wish to ensure they meet their own expectations.

bleh म्हणाले...

Who has to try to laugh every day? How sad.

Bob Boyd म्हणाले...

This woman is a role model.
I wish more nuts would be content to stay home and play with themselves.

richard mcenroe म्हणाले...

Self-rape?

Oh, no! I've been drinking! I must get away from me, filthy beast!

richard mcenroe म्हणाले...

Bob Boyd said... "This woman is a role model. I wish more nuts would be content to stay home and play with themselves."

??? Isn't that what mass transit is for?

Known Unknown म्हणाले...

I looked up the Jimmyjane form 6. $112.50!

Bob Boyd म्हणाले...

@EMD

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walter म्हणाले...

It's only rape if she's been drinking and regrets it later. I don't think Jimmyjane is capable of consent.

Unknown म्हणाले...

What...no cats?

Bob Loblaw म्हणाले...

I looked up the Jimmyjane form 6. $112.50!

Holy smokes! No wonder I run into so many women with that perpetual pinched face.