१२ नोव्हेंबर, २०१४

"Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic material of the President, get pregnant from him and have a baby."

"These mothers will be receiving special allowances from the government."

ADDED: It's a modern-day variation on Genghis Khan.

३० टिप्पण्या:

Rusty म्हणाले...

Putin just jumped the shark.

Everybody should should request a sample.

Xmas म्हणाले...

The Boys from Belarus?

CStanley म्हणाले...

Father Russia?

Rusty म्हणाले...

This is not going to turn out as intended.

Lucid म्हणाले...

Meh. Not the craziest idea to come from Russia. At least it doesn't involve loss of freedom.

Quaestor म्हणाले...

So history goes straight to farce without any stops. There's another one Marx can mull over as he simmers in Tartarus. To be fair Großer Karl’s reaction to the idea of communism in Russia was incredulity.

I truly don't know who is the worst Chief of State, HyperMale or Weenie-Man.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

Putin's eyes are already pretty close together.

Fritz म्हणाले...

That should keep him busy.

Bob Boyd म्हणाले...

Joseph Smith was a total piker!

This ought to keep Putin busy trying to keep those tanker trucks topped off.

The secret is a group of top Russian scientists figured out a way to wire up the Reset Button to Putin's newly nationalized wedding tackle. Down time has been virtually eliminated.

Ellen म्हणाले...

#whatcouldpossiblygowrong?

RecChief म्हणाले...

I wonder what the response would be if the Democrat Party announced all those Julias out there can get a sample from Obama? What percentage of the female population in this country would swoon at the thought?

Roger Sweeny म्हणाले...

Maybe Ms. Mizoulina is taking bribes from World Wrestling Entertainment.

http://www.wwe.com/videos/rusev-lana-proudly-flaunt-their-victory-wwecom-exclusive-nov-3-2014-26776559

Michael K म्हणाले...

Great way to ensure that genetic diseases multiply. There is nothing like having a population of half-siblings ti mate with each other.

Hey, it worked for the Bourbons and their lip.

Drago म्हणाले...

RecChief: "What percentage of the female population in this country would swoon at the thought?"

Don't kid yourself.

It wouldn't just be liberal women asking for a sample.

The liberal men would be as well.

After all, since gender is just a "social construct", liberal Stan over there is demanding the "Right to have a baby", regardless of his clear lack of a womb wherein the baby would gestate!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

The Russians are doing what they can to encourage breeders. That's why they publicly oppose gays like Tim Cook.

They see birthrate as an "existential" problem. They have 1/3rd of the world's area and half of its natural resources and a disappearing population to defend, develop and use it.

That's also the reason they will never let Russian areas in East Ukraine and the Crimean Peninsula be taken away.

Putin is in an existential fight and sees Obama's opposition as a fight to Russia's death.

n.n म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
n.n म्हणाले...

I wonder if Putin has given his consent to this enterprise. Putin is Christian. His moral philosophy does not embrace progressive concepts including womb banks and sperm depositors. The Christian philosopher (i.e. God) discourages normalizing orientations and behaviors that are antithetical to evolutionary fitness and human dignity.

Saint Croix म्हणाले...

Oh that is so creepy! And when you look at the photos, it's worse.

Ms. Mizoulina, who holds a PhD in law.

Dr. Strangelove!

अनामित म्हणाले...

Is the idea to make the State financially responsible for the kids via Putin?

Rusty म्हणाले...

It's just funny on so many levels. Not the least of which is years later thousands of little boys and girls that look like Vladimir.
Group picture!

Grackle म्हणाले...

This is not funny in the least. It is terrifying. This man has the power to destroy the world.

NotWhoIUsedtoBe म्हणाले...

Sounds like a hoax.

NotWhoIUsedtoBe म्हणाले...

Besides which, Putin would spend all his time producing the genetic material. The guy's pretty vigorous, I get it, but that's a lot of work.

NotWhoIUsedtoBe म्हणाले...

Take this as a SF premise. Say that women could purchase cloned gametes of famous people (because it's impractical the old fashioned way). How many would do so? What would the ramifications be?

NotWhoIUsedtoBe म्हणाले...

Think of the child support bills.

Quaestor म्हणाले...

Hey, it worked for the Bourbons and their lip.

You're thinking of the Hapsburgs, who gained hegemony in Europe and the first globe-spanning empire at least partly though strategic marriage, sometimes consanguineous.

And it wasn't a distinctive lip they passed in their genes, that lip was just the outward sign of a larger problem having to do with the malformation of the whole lower jaw. Known as mandibular prognathism, the condition was most extreme in the person of Carlos II who, besides being able only to eat soup, was horrendously afflicted in other ways. Thankfully he died without issue, which gave the Bourbons the opportunity to take over Spain and rescue its monarchy. The House of Bourbon y Bourbon reigns on today.

Rusty म्हणाले...

Grackle said...
This is not funny in the least. It is terrifying. This man has the power to destroy the world.

I know. Whole armies of little Putin replicas ready and willing to do their fathers bidding.

Skeptical Voter म्हणाले...

Considering what it takes to get a bull to produce sperm for artificial insemination, I'd suggest Putin stay away from any electric "buttons".


But what the heck, old Vlad wants to the "Father of His Country".

Do you suppose some of those Mormon missionaries got to him?

richard mcenroe म्हणाले...

I understand Obama is doing the same thing, and can send out AT LEAST three samples a month...

अनामित म्हणाले...

mantap caritonyo gan, pakai Russia lo lai..