२४ ऑक्टोबर, २०१४

"European Scientists Conclude That Distant Comet Smells Terrible."

"The European Space Agency has posted a full rundown of the comet's BO on its website. The mix includes ammonia (NH3), hydrogen sulphide (H2S), formaldehyde (CH2O) and methanol (CH3OH)."

१३ टिप्पण्या:

Rob म्हणाले...

French scientist suggests covering it up with massive amounts of perfume.

Rusty म्हणाले...

Shorter;
Smells like Michael Moore. That's all they had to say, smells like michael Moore.

Paco Wové म्हणाले...

Futurama's prophetic vision triumphs again.

madAsHell म्हणाले...

The distant comet smells like.....Venice??

madAsHell म्हणाले...

Interesting.....I usually access althouse with an older version of safari.....when I attempted to access using Firefox, I was required to "prove your not a robot".

YoungHegelian म्हणाले...

Well, you gotta admit -- it's pretty tough to shower out there.

There's a YMCA on Ganymede that the comet stops into on the way by, but other than that 6.44 years is a long time to get ripe.

Biff म्हणाले...

Just add a little heat and water, and you have pretty much everything you need to start down some very interesting chemical pathways...the kind that you find in biochemistry textbooks.

Quaestor म्हणाले...

Maybe comets are like Stilton cheese... smells awful, tastes great!

furious_a म्हणाले...

That poor comet has no nose.

Oh, dear, how does it smell?

TERRIBLE!

lonetown म्हणाले...

Its got carbon? that manmade poison? Oh noes!

Michael Fitzgerald म्हणाले...

Who cut the green cheese?

tim in vermont म्हणाले...

Just think of it as a giant sperm on the hunt for receptive planets.

Sam L. म्हणाले...

Comets are stinkers! Film at 11.