९ सप्टेंबर, २०१४

Caption contest!

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८१ टिप्पण्या:

Fernandinande म्हणाले...

"The rumor that the President would veto the bill is reported to have come from a high White Horse souse"

TosaGuy म्हणाले...

I haven't read David Brooks since he was enthralled about Obama's perfectly creased pants. Has Brook's opinion changed upon seeing Obama's very wrinkled suit?

Original Mike म्हणाले...

"Mommy voted for this guy???

PackerBronco म्हणाले...

Behold the future of America under your leadership.

Beta Rube म्हणाले...

"He said I, Me, Mine like 800 times. He's killing me."

Will म्हणाले...

Tommy Vietor, get off that couch immediately!! Dude!!

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

I'm wondering: What's kept in those very nice chests of drawers?

Not a fan of the two paintings. Not enough color variability. I like the woman's summer dress though.

Cheryl म्हणाले...

I wonder if it smells like stale cigarettes.

What a pussified color scheme. Rust and tan.

Shanna म्हणाले...

Is it me, or are those drapes really ugly?

The whole room looks drab and sad.

Shanna म्हणाले...

Except the wallpaper. I like the stripes.

DanTheMan म्हणाले...

Caption:
"Gerald Ford III visits White House"

SteveR म्हणाले...

"Not another speech"

Barry Dauphin म्हणाले...

The president attempts to reassure parents after hooking his drive.

Think म्हणाले...

Today: "What boy on the couch? There is no boy on the couch."

Next month: "Look, the first time I heard about the boy on the couch was when I read it in the papers, just like the rest of you."

PB म्हणाले...

I've often wanted to do a face-plant after listening to this guy.

Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...

"I'm wondering: What's kept in those very nice chests of drawers?"

Under the socks and underwear are the Playboys and the boy band fan fiction.

Scott M म्हणाले...

Having just been informed that he was being preemptively drafted for more war in the Middle East, young Jeffery collapsed in a fit of apathy.

PB म्हणाले...

Mommy, Mommy! Please make him stop!

Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...

In an effort to appear more domestic, Michelle took up knitting, but the crafter demographic appeared unswayed by her photo realistic little boy afghan.

David म्हणाले...

"Smells Like Sulphur."

DanTheMan म्हणाले...

"The boy on the couch was left here by the previous administration."

66 म्हणाले...

"President Explains He Would Have Been Greatest Ever But For Republican Obstructionism While Young Boy Attempts to Suffoccate Self"

66 म्हणाले...

Suffocate

George M. Spencer म्हणाले...

Why would the White House release this photo?

The president's back? The face plant? And who are those people?

mccullough म्हणाले...

Young Boy Performs Gerald Ford Impersonation in Oval Office

Rusty म्हणाले...

"Thanks for bringing him over. While he's much too young to be director of the Fed, I think he's just right for Secratary of State."

FleetUSA म्हणाले...

The backside of BH0. What we all want to see.

Irene म्हणाले...

"Young boy responds to 'stand down' order."

FullMoon म्हणाले...

President knocks out little boy, MSM ignores

Original Mike म्हणाले...

@Irene: I like it.

66 म्हणाले...

" And let me be perfectly clear, once the Republicans stop interfering, I will likewise throw ISIS onto the crushed velour couch of history."

अनामित म्हणाले...

"I didn't know he was face down when I sat on him."

Mark Jones म्हणाले...

"Look, I admit that this robot kid is pretty convincing. But he doesn't look anywhere near old enough to plausibly be of voting age. That's what you promised. I think I'm gonna go with the general amnesty plan."

Irene म्हणाले...

@Original Mike, Thanks!

66 म्हणाले...

"Little bastard touches my golf clubs again and there will be more of the same."

Quaestor म्हणाले...

Six years old, white, male, blond... what's there left to live for?

अनामित म्हणाले...

we call him "mini biden"

66 म्हणाले...

"And that, my friends, is how I took down Osama."

exhelodrvr1 म्हणाले...

No caption, but I'm sure that TMZ has the video.

Will Cate म्हणाले...

"Can we goooo now Mommy? This guy's boring."

madAsHell म्हणाले...

"....and Mommy said that this guys shit doesn't stink!!"

66 म्हणाले...

"Hey look, Tommy has perfected leading from behind."

Rumpletweezer म्हणाले...

I asked him what he's doing here, but it turns out he doesn't speak English.

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

The president's back? The face plant? And who are those people?

Per the caption (click through), former Secret Serviceman and family.

David म्हणाले...

"Play That Funky Music, White Boy!"

eddie willers म्हणाले...

If that were Bill Clinton in the picture, I'd have a hundred lines.

With Obama....I got nothing.

David म्हणाले...

St. George said...
Why would the White House release this photo?


I scrolled through the entire photo stream and had that question over and over.

jacksonjay म्हणाले...

What's with the gray suit, Swaggy?

Jim म्हणाले...

Youth passes out after eating a regulation "Let's Move" lunch.

Jim म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Marcus Carman म्हणाले...

"We're going to be friggin late for our tee time...."

Unknown म्हणाले...

One is a little man in a world too big for him falling on his face. The other is a kid on a couch.

अनामित म्हणाले...

'Timmy, when I was young and my Mom called me 'Buster,' perhaps I was already thinking how great I would one day become.

You see, I have to make sure activist ideology and racially divisive politics can then be attached to a definition of the 'Middle-Class' and Left-liberal politics. I owe those NPR ladies a lot. We've spent a whole lot of money and made a lot of promises, Timmy.

You see, all this is then spoon-fed to the American public through careful image management, political rhetoric and frankly, a lot of bullshit, Timmy.'

'Go away, Mister'

'You're now part of the Dream machine, Timmy, like you Mom and Dad here.'

'Thank you'

George M. Spencer म्हणाले...

The two paintings at left?

When I noticed them, I thought, "How sad. How lonely." No majesty. No people.

Both by Hopper and added during Obama's term.

From The White House Blog: "Emblematic examples of his work, the two paintings lent by the Whitney Museum capture the strong sense of atmosphere and light as well as the empty stillness that characterize much of Hopper’s imagery."

The empty stillness.

(In fairness to Obama, other paintings in the Oval Office include portraits of Washington and Lincoln, a Childe Hassam watercolor, a Rockwell rendering of the Statue of Liberty, and a depiction of the Grand Tetons.) Interestingly, the Rockwell painting shows the Statue from the rear. Rather lonely. Aloof.

George M. Spencer म्हणाले...

Oh, and yes, if you click on the link to the White House Blog, there's a photo of Obama taken from the rear admiring the paintings.

Mountain Maven म्हणाले...

"Thank God I won't have to hear about !@# POTUS and how much my dad hates him any more!"

Darrell म्हणाले...

Boy passes out when he learns his share of the debt.

Quaestor म्हणाले...

lbs 1898 wrote: One is a little man in a world too big for him falling on his face. The other is a kid on a couch.

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner.

lemondog म्हणाले...

peeeUUUU!!!!!!!

MzWIsh म्हणाले...

Response to: "He could be my son!"

John Scott म्हणाले...

We love you Mr. President but look what Michelle's lunch progam is doing to our son.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Duck, Duck, Goose-down throw pillow

jimbino म्हणाले...

a. I've been thinking, and I finally came up with an alternative to patriation of all those Latino kids.

b. I guess I'd have to blame Michelle's school lunch.

c. I dunno. Last I saw, he was trying to figure out hopey-changey.

MathMom म्हणाले...

Youth passes out after eating a regulation "Let's Move" lunch.

5 stars.

Bill म्हणाले...

Don't worry about Chuck Todd. I'll come back after the commercial break.

alan markus म्हणाले...

Future Daily Kos commenter, AKA "Obama Throne Sniffer"

richard mcenroe म्हणाले...

"Small child realizes only way to avoid one more second of Obama is to suffocate himself with couch pillow..."

uffda म्हणाले...

Timmy, having forgotten his hanky, made do.

अनामित म्हणाले...

"The only way we can lose this coming election is if we're caught with either this dead boy or a live girl."

अनामित म्हणाले...

Disposable taste tester now available in travel size. Visit your local Planned Parenthood while supplies last.

chillblaine म्हणाले...

Obama reportedly told the youngster what his share of the national debt is. He got a smile from the parents when he remarked, "That doesn't mean we intend to ever pay it down!"

tim in vermont म्हणाले...

"Jeesums he won't shut up."

PackerBronco म्हणाले...

Little kid: jeez don't you people realize he's not wearing any clothes!

Opinh Bombay म्हणाले...

Timmy, as of 0900 this morning, your share of the national debt is $540,056.23...and rising...Timmy? Timmy?

Unknown म्हणाले...

"Mommy, you were right! If I close my eyes and breathe, I can still smell the Gipper."

Known Unknown म्हणाले...

Febreze!

Tom म्हणाले...

Look, two adults in the Oval Office!

Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...

Full video to come, later on TMZ.

Mark म्हणाले...

Regarding the paintings.

Hopper was undoubtedly a fine artist, but his paintings are among the most depressing works I've ever seen. I call them "landscapes for slit wrists."

Does Obama actually spend any time working in that room?

अनामित म्हणाले...

"And now, Mr. President, our son will enact how your presidency will be perceived by history."

Unknown म्हणाले...

"...and the best part is, our KIDS will have to pay for it!"