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"No, Scientists Aren’t Telling You Smelling Farts Can Prevent Cancer."

Buzzfeed has to push back TIME.

ADDED: The "South Park" version is here.

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The Crack Emcee म्हणाले...

""No, Scientists Aren’t Telling You Smelling Farts Can Prevent Cancer.""

SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP!

There's so much friggin' potential here, I DEMAND everyone with a clue keep their pieholes clapped, until every human ounce of gaseous humor-filled humiliation is squeezed, directly from between my black unwashed butt cheeks, into the waiting faces of anyone gullible enough to be looking for a miracle cure after the millennium - So, step right up, Truth Seekers:

WHO WANTS TO BE "CURED" OF SOMETHING?!?

jr565 म्हणाले...

I was all raring to go to cure peoples cancer. Just pay me money, I fart in their face. And cure their cancer. Are you telling me I won't be able to make a living doing this? This is my life's dream!It culd have been the start of a whole new industry of fart ready jobs.
I've even been gorging on beans to make the farts extra medicinal.

FullMoon म्हणाले...

Remote control Fart machines available through AA Amazon portal.


Get to the theater early and tape that sucker under a chair 2 rows down.

You will laugh, I guarantee it.

Really funny if strangers are sitting together. They all think it's the other one.

I have found that spacing the farts 10 to 15 minutes apart works very well. Pick up the pace towards the end of the movie.

great Unknown म्हणाले...

TIME has been sniffing the butts of its progressive masters for so long that it's hoping that it has some positive results.

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent म्हणाले...

Sanjay!
Great to hear from you again!