Althouse: "EPA Memo To Employees: Please Stop Pooping In The Hallway."

२५ जून, २०१४

"EPA Memo To Employees: Please Stop Pooping In The Hallway."

"An administrator at a regional Environmental Protection Agency office in Denver, Colo. had to educate employees about bathroom etiquette...."

२९ टिप्पण्या:

traditionalguy म्हणाले...: They got to stop those emissions.; २५/६/१४, ९:२४ PM
The Godfather म्हणाले...: I don't believe it, even in the Obama administration, even in the EPA.; २५/६/१४, ९:३२ PM
Bob Boyd म्हणाले...: EPA - Environmentalists Pooping Allover; २५/६/१४, ९:४५ PM
Guildofcannonballs म्हणाले...: This shit's gotta stop.; २५/६/१४, १०:१७ PM
Michelle Dulak Thomson म्हणाले...: Apparently (?) just one employee. But still ...

(A shoo-in, though for Taranto's regular "With DNC In Mind, City Bans Carrying Urine, Feces" feature.); २५/६/१४, १०:२० PM
Bob Boyd म्हणाले...: I'll bet my bottom dollar there's a selfie out there somewhere.; २५/६/१४, १०:२३ PM
Unknown म्हणाले...: Did you see how Eleanor Homes Norton ruined a driverless car like an impatient 3 year old? What a bunch of knuckleheads in DC. Great argument for bigger government!!

A stupid and impulsive woman who pounds buttons on unfamiliar machinery rather than asking the engineer seated right next to her what the button does is one of the Congressmen dictating every aspect of economic life in the nation.

Watch the video. Notice how quickly, how aggressively, Eleanor Holmes Norton springs to do the One Thing she could possibly do to destroy the idiot-proof car.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/mike-debonis/wp/2014/06/25/eleanor-holmes-norton-kills-driverless-car/; २५/६/१४, १०:३० PM
Heyooyeh म्हणाले...: Shit like this never happens in the private sector, I'm sure.; २५/६/१४, १०:५३ PM
David म्हणाले...: This is not an unusual problem. Based on my experience as a landlord, I hazard a guess that the toilets are getting clogged and won't work. Often that can be due to the employees as well, but it's the rare employee whose first choice is the hallway.

This is one of the many reasons I am glad that I do not own commercial real estate.; २५/६/१४, १०:५९ PM
Smilin' Jack म्हणाले...: When you know you're about to be washed away by Global Warming, you know it just doesn't matter where you poop.; २६/६/१४, १२:३० AM
Sam vfm #111 म्हणाले...: Environmentalists aren't house broken. I thought everyone knew that.; २६/६/१४, ३:५६ AM
George M. Spencer म्हणाले...: "US Citizens to Our Government: Please Stop Fucking With Us."; २६/६/१४, ६:०१ AM
The Drill SGT म्हणाले...: Does a Bear $hit in the woods?; २६/६/१४, ६:१४ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: The Guy Who Poops in the Hall says:

I am meaningless. I have willingly trapped myself inside the bureaucracy and nothing I do will matter: if I do nothing, it still doesn't matter. Indeed, the more ineffective i am the stronger the bureaucracy gets. I have a picture of my family by my computer screen: I am furniture. I poop in the hallway therefore I am.; २६/६/१४, ६:३१ AM
rhhardin म्हणाले...: Simple Solution spray bottle takes care of it, from the Pet Department.

I bet they go the whole hazardous waste site drill though, instead of the baggie and kleenex route.; २६/६/१४, ७:०७ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: The Guy Who Poops in the Hall says:

I am meaningless. I have pooped on the floor in front of the coffee-maker; I have pooped in fellow employees' recycle bins. I have pooped in a bag and placed it in the break-room refrigerator with a post-it note reading 'Don't Touch.' I have pooped in the donut-box, I have pooped on a donut. My inner self is in turmoil.; २६/६/१४, ७:१६ AM
Rusty म्हणाले...: Heyooyeh said...
Shit like this never happens in the private sector, I'm sure.

Most likely not.; २६/६/१४, ७:१७ AM
Larry J म्हणाले...: I've heard of Phantom Shitters in the Navy but the EPA? Well, they are more full of shit than most people, so it could be true.; २६/६/१४, ७:३१ AM
Original Mike म्हणाले...: It was common in the public toilets in New Zealand to see signs explaining that the proper place to put the toilet paper was in the toilet. Apparently, a subset of the population had to be told that.; २६/६/१४, ७:५३ AM
Original Mike म्हणाले...: I should have mentioned the signs were not in English. They were drawings.; २६/६/१४, ८:२६ AM
southcentralpa म्हणाले...: Your tax dollars at work ...

(Alternately, something about a beam, a mote, and somebody's eye ... ?); २६/६/१४, ८:४२ AM
gk1 म्हणाले...: It totally makes sense. Government employees aren't very bright and they may not understand toilets are where feces belongs. I think the GSA should spend a few million dollars to look into the problem and see if there is some remedial training all EPA employees should go through to avoid this problem in the future.; २६/६/१४, ९:०३ AM
Chance म्हणाले...: Maybe they're composting.; २६/६/१४, ९:०४ AM
Peter म्हणाले...: Perhaps EPA has ultra-low-flow toilets that are constantly getting clogged?; २६/६/१४, ९:०६ AM
Rusty म्हणाले...: Chance said...
Maybe they're composting.

Take that shit outside!; २६/६/१४, ११:५० AM
retired म्हणाले...: Who are they hiring? Not potty trained?

I thought this only happened in Silicon Valley where aspy eggheads couldn't be bothered to walk down to the loo.; २६/६/१४, १२:२० PM
Drago म्हणाले...: Heyooyeh: "Shit like this never happens in the private sector, I'm sure."

LOL

So, let just summarize heyooyeh position: Whenever a government employee does something it only proves the private sector is guilty.

That's the ticket.

Run with that one.; २६/६/१४, १:५१ PM
David म्हणाले...: Heyooyeh said...
Shit like this never happens in the private sector, I'm sure.

Oh yes it does.; २६/६/१४, १:५५ PM
Darrell म्हणाले...: They only get paid $170,000/yr on average. Bargain wages get bargain employees.; २६/६/१४, ५:३६ PM