Althouse: "Where to keep your pubic hair."

१५ फेब्रुवारी, २०१४

"Where to keep your pubic hair."

"Cameron Diaz Encourages Women to Keep Their Pubic Hair in Her New Book."

Kinda like pressed flowers... or very unobtrusive bookmarks.

३८ टिप्पण्या:

YoungHegelian म्हणाले...: Just be real careful when you slam the book shut.....; १५/२/१४, ११:०८ AM
Stephen Taylor म्हणाले...: Excellent news. Perhaps this trend of shaving the pubes will end. It's been dispiriting as a middle-aged male to watch pubic hair disappear on women; the first women I ever knew in the biblical sense all had pubic hair, and I grew to like it. I want it back.

Thanks, Cameron.; १५/२/१४, ११:१६ AM
Michael K म्हणाले...: Crab lice all over the world are heaving a sigh of relief. Extinction no longer threatens them.; १५/२/१४, ११:२१ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Good to Know. Will Now Update the Mental Image I have of the Naked Cameron Diaz.; १५/२/१४, ११:२४ AM
Wince म्हणाले...: Thanks for the advice, but I'll keep the bookmark made of my desiccated foreskin.; १५/२/१४, ११:२८ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Some has-been would say anything, and do anything to make a buck.; १५/२/१४, ११:२८ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Cameron Diaz Pubic Hair Robot Says:

In My Time I Have Brushed Against the Pubic Hair of Many Rich and Famous Men, Some Scratchier than Others. I Have Also Had My Stray Hairs Caught Between Teeth on Occasion. It is My Role in Life.; १५/२/१४, ११:३४ AM
jr565 म्हणाले...: Maybe not the most efficent means of keeping your pubic hair. In a book?
And why are you keeping your pubic hair anyway? That should be going into the garbage.; १५/२/१४, ११:३४ AM
mccullough म्हणाले...: Where do the merkin makers keep it?; १५/२/१४, ११:३५ AM
mccullough म्हणाले...: No kindle version of her new book, I guess; १५/२/१४, ११:३६ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Cameron Diaz Pubic Hair Robot Says:

A Famous Actor's Pubic Hair Once Infested Me With Lice, But I Try Not to Dwell on Such Occasions: In My Experience I Have Had More Good Times Than Bad.; १५/२/१४, ११:३९ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Cameron Diaz Pubic Hair Robot Says:

Sometimes I Try to Tickle the Noses Pushed Against Me, Just Because. Tickle Tickle Tickle.; १५/२/१४, ११:४२ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Cameron Diaz Pubic Hair Robot Says:

There Was That Time When Cameron Shaved Me Into a Little Heart. I Felt a Bit Silly Like That, But I Believe Cameron Meant Well.; १५/२/१४, ११:४५ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Cameron Diaz Pubic Hair Robot Says:

In the Shower Cameron Rubs Conditioner Into Me; it Smells Like Coconut. I Do Not Know if This Common: I Rarely Visit Other Women's Pubic Hair.; १५/२/१४, ११:४८ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Cameron Diaz Pubic Hair Robot Says:

I Know That When Cameron Neatly Trims Me I Will Very Possibly Meet a Man's Pubic Hair That Evening; I Have Known Cameron a Long Time.; १५/२/१४, ११:५१ AM
Titus म्हणाले...: I think I told this story before but I did a guy once and went into his bathroom and looked in his medicine cabinet like I always do.

He had a jar of different colored kinky pubes....I abruptly left.

My friend pulls his pubes out and uses them as dental floss....I lied-I do that.; १५/२/१४, ११:५७ AM
Paul म्हणाले...: Look,

I don't care if women shave they ying-yang or not. Or put the hair in a book or not.

I think it's all silly and a sign of immaturity and lack of self confidence the way they go on about it.; १५/२/१४, १२:२१ PM
FleetUSA म्हणाले...: English grammar must no longer be taught in schools.; १५/२/१४, १२:२७ PM
Ignorance is Bliss म्हणाले...: What's wrong with just keeping it on top of a can of Coke at work?; १५/२/१४, १२:४७ PM
Scott म्हणाले...: (I wish the comments here were like Facebook, where you could click "Like" for your favorite ones. This is a really sharp thread.); १५/२/१४, १२:५५ PM
Bruce Hayden म्हणाले...: When Volokh brought this up yesterday or so, I thought that it was an interesting grammar mistake - the wrong placement of a prepositional phrase, so that it modifies "public hairs" and not "women", as it should have.

My memory of maybe 6 or so years of Latin is that by the time you got to Virgil, you spent a lot of your time dealing with just this problem - trying to figure out which words went with which phrase, and which words those phrases modified.

Still, quite humorous.; १५/२/१४, १:०६ PM
rhhardin म्हणाले...: Debussy girl with the flaxen hair.; १५/२/१४, १:१४ PM
Craig म्हणाले...: Women with pubic hair should be kept in her new book and only allowed to come out at night.; १५/२/१४, १:२६ PM
jr565 म्हणाले...: If your'e going to keep pubic hair, I recommend zip lock sandwich bags.; १५/२/१४, १:४८ PM
Jaske म्हणाले...: I like the Althouse blog. I love the blog when Betamax3000 thunders by like Mad Max.; १५/२/१४, २:१४ PM
Sam L. म्हणाले...: I keep mine in a safe-deposit box. I may need it again.; १५/२/१४, २:४६ PM
Craig म्हणाले...: It's called a garden path.; १५/२/१४, ३:०५ PM
traditionalguy म्हणाले...: I recommend mixing your pubic hairs with your ear wax . Smell is the best trigger for memories...if you want to remember that stuff. The mixture can become like an Egyptian mummy of you that keeps you present forever.

Stupid ideas get stupid comments.; १५/२/१४, ३:११ PM
The Godfather म्हणाले...: I remember when I was a kid and first heard the word I thought it was "public" hair, which was funny because it was very much NOT public.

Now, it is.; १५/२/१४, ४:०७ PM
fivewheels म्हणाले...: I believe the classic case of this grammatical mistake was an ad that proclaimed, "Smith has more than 20 years of experience styling hair under his belt."; १५/२/१४, ४:१५ PM
YoungHegelian म्हणाले...: @fivewheels,

Smith has more than 20 years of experience styling hair under his belt.

Poor Smith would be quickly out of business nowadays!; १५/२/१४, ४:५१ PM
Beldar म्हणाले...: I'd bet that Cameron Diaz eats, shoots, and leaves.; १५/२/१४, ६:४१ PM
paul a'barge म्हणाले...: Women with unshaved pubes who obtain sex are very, very lucky.; १५/२/१४, ६:४३ PM
kentuckyliz म्हणाले...: Grow them long, then have a public cutting of them, and donate them to Locks of Sex, and glow in the adoration of what a wonderful and charitable person you are.; १५/२/१४, ६:५० PM
kentuckyliz म्हणाले...: Keep the trimmings. Card them. Spin them. Knit a sweater. Mine would be a lovely bright coppery red sweater. Yes, I'm bragging.

Strawberry Fields Forever!; १५/२/१४, ६:५१ PM
Joe म्हणाले...: Does she also advise them to not shave their underarms or legs? And if you're on a hirsute kick, perhaps she should stop wearing makeup, plucking her eyebrows and cutting the hair atop her head.; १५/२/१४, ६:५५ PM
cubanbob म्हणाले...: She should send them to engineering text book publishers. The students need to be made aware of old but stll useful units of measurement like the cunt hair.; १५/२/१४, ८:३३ PM
The Godfather म्हणाले...: @cubanbob, are you thinking of the RCH *, a measure of a very small difference? I learned that from an engineer many years ago.

* red cunt hair.; १५/२/१४, ९:०७ PM