१० जानेवारी, २०१४

"Mr. Dubiner said that a wall of closet space in the bedroom served as a 'place holder' for a woman he had yet to meet."

The single man redecorates. (Click backwards, to the left, to see the rest of the place and the rest of the story.)

४३ टिप्पण्या:

अनामित म्हणाले...

Some Save a Wall of Closet Space for the Woman They Have Yet to Meet, Others Keep a Dungeon in the Basement.

अनामित म्हणाले...

The Dungeon is very Woman-Friendly: Amongst the Cuffs and Chains are Fluffy Throw Pillows.

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

I really like that Droog Chandelier.

But I wouldn't like it as the lights start to go out.

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

They have a visit to the ER in their future, after their toddling daughter meets the edge of the glass coffee table.

Henry म्हणाले...

In RSS I first read the man's name as "Mr. Dubliner" and immediately imagined a James Joyce / Edgar Allan Poe graphic novel.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Sometimes it is another Woman Who is Present Who Serves as a 'Place Holder' for a Woman He Has Yet to Meet.

Bob R म्हणाले...

Wow. Clicking back was really creepy. Since I started at the closet, I thought the woman was still in the future and the stuffed animals and crib freaked me out.

Money is nice. I think all the furnishings in my living room (with the exception of the piano I inherited) cost less than his bedspread.

Shouting Thomas म्हणाले...

One of the ugliest babies I've ever seen. A girl named "Blake," too. The usual NYC foolishness.

The apartment screams "I am an asshole lawyer!"

Apparently, he found his mate. There's somebody for everybody.

अनामित म्हणाले...

He Doesn't Shop at IKEA.

Related: IKEA is a Great Place to Find Women: Look for the Ones Checking Out Futons and Buying Candles. Treat Her to Swedish Meatballs. By Swedish Meatballs I Mean the Ones They Sell in the IKEA Cafeteria, Not Those of a Particular Swede.


अनामित म्हणाले...

IKEA Can Make a Dungeon Look Very Modern and Clean.

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

The couple are shacking up together and have had a baby. He must not have decided to keep her yet. Maybe she is on double secret probation.

Martha म्हणाले...

Agree with MadisonMan--- the stylish apartment is not baby friendly. The hopeful single lawyer forgot that once he met a mate to fill the empty space in the closet, a baby would follow requiring baby proofing all those sharp edges.

Martha म्हणाले...

Agree with MadisonMan--- the stylish apartment is not baby friendly. The hopeful single lawyer forgot that once he met a mate to fill the empty space in the closet, a baby would follow requiring baby proofing all those sharp edges.

David म्हणाले...

"Hey, Dubs, can I hang my negligee in that empty wall?"

""No, babe, it's for some chick I have not met yet."

अनामित म्हणाले...

One Moment You Are Enjoying Swedish Meatballs with a Stranger, the Next You Are in a Dungeon with IKEA Throw Pillows. Life Moves Fast.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Mr. Dubiner said that a wall of closet space in the bedroom served as a 'place holder' for a personal connection with someone he has never met in the flesh.

I Have Misplaced My Pants म्हणाले...

Ms. Goto designed the Boogie Woogie bookshelf ($14,000) for Blake’s room.

Funny--my husband designed and built floor-to-ceiling bookshelves in our bedroom, too. It cost a bit less than $14,000 in Home Depot lumber, though.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Do Not Screw Restraining Chains into IKEA Furniture: the Particle Board is Not Strong Enough for a Woman Over Five-Foot-One. Allegedly.

अनामित म्हणाले...

When Your Dungeon Has Low Ceilings Shorter Women Are Preferred.

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

I notice all the hot water pipes for the radiators are exposed, and the electrical outlets aren't covered.

Maybe they took away all the unsightly baby-proofing for the Times photographer at the request of the designer though.

A house doesn't have to be baby proof, of course, as the kid will learn soon enough not to touch hot pipes, or fall on a hard wood floor. It's not like the owners can't afford a trip to the ER, after all.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Above-Ground-Level Women and Below-Ground-Level Women: That is the Difference.

tim maguire म्हणाले...

At first I was creeped out by the nursery, but then realized his plan has already worked--he has a wife and child. So good for him.

tim maguire म्हणाले...

Or what Bob R said first.

betamax3000 said...Sometimes it is another Woman Who is Present Who Serves as a 'Place Holder' for a Woman He Has Yet to Meet.

Actually, that's the normal way. First you get a practice wife who does the hard work of teaching you how to be a husband. Then, once she's fashioned you into proper husband material, you go get yourself a real wife.

अनामित म्हणाले...

You Can Buy the Accoutrements for the Dungeon at IKEA But for the Heavy Duty Tarps You Will Still Need to Go to Home Depot. Pay Cash.

Known Unknown म्हणाले...

Woman in the Wall

orthodoc म्हणाले...

Wow, that's some serious cash. Who the hell spends $5,000 for a bed?

अनामित म्हणाले...

Begin with Mannequins to Build Up Your Confidence. Talk to Them Gently, with Courtesy. Eye Contact.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Anticipate what the Mannequin Will Say. have a Response Ready.

अनामित म्हणाले...

If the Mannequin is Too Resistant Remember That There Are Always Other Mannequins.

Ignorance is Bliss म्हणाले...

A house doesn't have to be baby proof, of course, as the kid will learn soon enough not to touch hot pipes, or fall on a hard wood floor.

Conor Clapton could not be reached for comment.

madAsHell म्हणाले...

Stephanie Goto. This must be her stage name, and a regrettable choice.

I remember learning FORTRAN, and the professor discouraged the use of GOTO's.

She's my GOTO girl, and then I pay her to leave.

gerry म्हणाले...

The apartment screams "I am an asshole lawyer!"

Wow. Now there's a niche practice, litigating only proctological malpractice.

madAsHell म्हणाले...

She's my GOTO girl, and then I pay her to leave.

Which may explain the cost of the bed as well!!

Billy Oblivion म्हणाले...

"They have a visit to the ER in their future,"

With a child this is a given.

Billy Oblivion म्हणाले...

Also a "Single Man" did not redecorate. A "Single Man" hired a woman to redecorate.

dbp म्हणाले...

If the guy had gone to all this trouble and still was singe most people would consider him a loser. As it is, he is clearly a guy who knows how to get what he wants.

If he was still single, the photo-spread probably would have resulted in some dates.

Larry J म्हणाले...

madAsHell said...
Stephanie Goto. This must be her stage name, and a regrettable choice.


Goto considered harmful.

Carnifex म्हणाले...

Story time...

Boss I used to have had an uncle that was somewhat of a hermit. Lived in a shack, by himself. The walls were papered with old empty cig. packs. One day he decided he was gonna get married, but he wanted to be sure he could afford too.

So for a week, he cooked enough food for 2 meals, he set 2 plates, and he threw out the extra plate when he was done eating.

Later on he confessed that he couldn't afford to get married because, and these are his words...." The damn bitch eats too much!"

Carnifex म्हणाले...

I know a lot of colorful people:-)

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

I've used GOTOs a lot in my life.

But I've never gotten used to assigned GOTOs, which are so so so much harder to debug.

Sam L. म्हणाले...

New York and the NYT uphold their reputations for expensive and wealthy people.

Tarrou म्हणाले...

And the fact that he's using a closet as a placeholder tells you why there isn't a woman already there.

Unknown म्हणाले...

Gorgeous little baby! Oh yeah, and I need that light fixture...