२६ डिसेंबर, २०१३

60 swimmers injured in a mass piranha attack.

In Argentina.

१९ टिप्पण्या:

Gahrie म्हणाले...

I blame global warming.

or Bush.

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent म्हणाले...

That's actually kind of cool in a Sharknado sort of way.

garage mahal म्हणाले...

I got bit by a piranha once. In a fish tank. It left a perfect circle on the tip of my finger and I could not get it to stop bleeding for a long time afterward.

Sorun म्हणाले...

Someone's comment at DM: "Let's cool off in the Parana River and then go surfing in Tiger Shark Bay!"

Deirdre Mundy म्हणाले...

So.... how does this relate to Pope Francis's economic theories?

Sorun म्हणाले...

I used to visit a lake cabin Up Nort where the sunfish would nip at our nipples. Never went skinny dipping there.

Ipso Fatso म्हणाले...

I blame the Koch Brothers. Isn't Michelle Obama just gorgeous?

The Godfather म्हणाले...

This is actually a lot less bad than what we see in the movies, where the piranha strip the flesh from the body in a few seconds. It's interesting that the locals were ready to keep on swimming. Wasn't there a scene in Jaws . . . .

D. B. Light म्हणाले...

Life imitates art.

Mike (MJB Wolf) म्हणाले...

I'm tired of you ichthyophobic people picking on these fish, who were just minding their own business when these religious zealots crossed their stream.

exhelodrvr1 म्हणाले...

DOn't cross the streams!!

YoungHegelian म्हणाले...

Are you gonna tell me those swimmers didn't know they were made of meat?

n.n म्हणाले...

Centralization invites a mass piranha attack. Statistically, there would have been less victims if the swimmers were organically distributed. Oh, well. People like to cling to their failed distribution models.

Humperdink म्हणाले...

What is the creel limit for humans?
Admittedly, they are a tough catch.

Good thing the Piranhas were not using barbed hooks or the story could have ended differently. Or maybe they have a mandatory "catch and release" program in Argentina.

Alex म्हणाले...

You just can't stop hungry fish.

Wince म्हणाले...

The last time, I promise.

"They took my penis. They took my penis."

a psychiatrist who learned from veterans म्हणाले...

The story has a side article on Spitzer and his new girlfriend meeting her parents. I wonder what it takes to get over the bar to being Spitzer's interest?

Bob म्हणाले...

*sings*

You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't swim in a river with piranha and you don't mess around with Jim.

Alex म्हणाले...

I tug on Superman's cape all the time.