१६ नोव्हेंबर, २०१३

Snuggle House finally opens.

"Lonnie Johnson, one of four staff members at the touch-therapy business... said staff were relieved to see the business get past the city paperwork problems and regulatory issues that had prevented the business from opening as planned on Oct. 15."

३४ टिप्पण्या:

अनामित म्हणाले...

I'm Waiting for AKB48 Snuggle House.

Of Course I Am.



http://althouse.blogspot.com/2013/06/when-votes-of-26-million-voters-were.html

अनामित म्हणाले...

Also:

Amanda McCracken Finds Her Dream Job. Thirty-Five Years of Experience and Counting on Her Resume. Speciality: Disciplinary Snuggling.



अनामित म्हणाले...

How many Staff Snugglers Can You Hire for a Single Session?

अनामित म्हणाले...

If I Pay Extra Can I Have My Snugglers Dress as TeleTubbies? I Will Provide the Costumes.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Does ObamaCare Cover Snuggle Therapy? Cause At Least Then There Would Be That.

अनामित म्हणाले...

At What Point Does an 'Acceptable' Snuggle Become an 'Unacceptable' Snuggle? Does Nuzzling Fall Under the Snuggling Category? Where Can I Put My Hands? I am Sure They Must Have Guidelines Written.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Waffle House + Hooters = Snuggle House. I Might Have the Math Wrong.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Do You Like Pina Coladas? Getting Caught in the Rain?

Maybe There Are Too Many Missing Dots.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Does Snuggle House Have a DJ? Bouncers? Snuggle Pole?

अनामित म्हणाले...

Champagne Room?

Perhaps You Can See What to What I Am Alluding.

No Twerking in the Snuggle House.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Can I Bring My 'Emotional Support Animal' to the Session With Me?

अनामित म्हणाले...

The First rule of Snuggle House is: You do not Talk about Snuggle House.

The Second Rule of Snuggle House is: You do not Talk about Snuggle House.

Third Rule of Snuggle House: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the Snuggle is Over.


Because 'Fight Club' References Are So Passe They are Back in Style Again.

Bob Boyd म्हणाले...

So far betamax3000 is winning this thread

अनामित म्हणाले...

New Employees at Snuggle House Start With the Graveyard Shift. Grueling.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Premature Snuggleation: Sorry, You Paid for the Full Hour.

Dr.D म्हणाले...

Thank you, betamax3000. Your comments are so full of insight, penetrating, and enlightening. Where would we be without you? (Where is my GPS?)

अनामित म्हणाले...

And, Of Course:

Show Us on the Doll Where the Man Snuggled You.

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

Will they also issue rape resistant pants?

The Kissing Booth at the social is back.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Re: Dr.D said...

"Thank you, betamax3000. Your comments are so full of insight, penetrating, and enlightening."

I Appreciate Your Appreciation.

cubanbob म्हणाले...

The vice cops will get around to it eventually. Unless the establishment offers the cops free donuts and extra special snuggles along with a cash stuffed envelope.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Just Because There Are Handi-Wipes in the Snuggle Room Don't Go Thinking That.

अनामित म्हणाले...

There is To Be No 'Slut Shaming' at the Snuggle House.

अनामित म्हणाले...

There is No Such Thing Here as a 'Special Mouth Snuggle': Stop Asking.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Snuggle House is the McDonalds to Cuddle Castle's Burger King.

अनामित म्हणाले...

At Cuddle Castle You Can Have it Your Way.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Beware: Just Because a White Van with No Windows on the Back Has a Decal saying "Snuggle Van" it is NOT Affiliated with Snuggle House.

अनामित म्हणाले...

As the seventies Bumper Stickers So Eloquently Put it: Ass, Gas or Grass, No One Rides in Snuggle Van For Free.

FleetUSA म्हणाले...

I think we've heard enough from Betamax3000 he needs to go somewhere and snuggle quietly.

अनामित म्हणाले...

The Snuggle Room With the Hot Tub Has a Waiting List.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Re: FleetUSA said...

"I think we've heard enough from Betamax3000 he needs to go somewhere and snuggle quietly."

The People Have Spoken. I Will Relinquish the Compulsion of Snuggle House. Adieu.

Oso Negro म्हणाले...

Rule of Snuggle House: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the Snuggle is Over.

Now that was just goddamn funny.

mccullough म्हणाले...

How much for a snug and tug?

Deb म्हणाले...

My first thought was "so that's what that call it in Madison."

Deb म्हणाले...

My first thought was "so that's what that call it in Madison."