१८ ऑक्टोबर, २०१३

"Introducing Half-Chewed Cole Haan Wingtip by the emerging canine artist, Jack."

"This unique presentation of a meticulously destroyed dress shoe is the first of its kind by Jack."
The piece features absent toe and vamp portions of the shoe, removed through a secret chewing process, known only by the artist, with razor-like precision but requiring brute strength. The shoe has been severed painstakingly from the upper fine-grain leather through the inner lining to the bottom sole. Half-Chewed exhibits only the finest craftsmanship, as is characteristic of works by Jack. For the performance aspect of the piece, the artist ingested the dissected portion of the shoe. In a post-modern twist on interdisciplinary performance art, there was no audience for his act of passion.

The work has been interpreted by contemporary art critics as a statement on class in the wake of the American recession, a painful and complex subject for the modern American dog. Due to the nature of the artist's process, the collector who places the winning bid will no doubt hear gasps of "How in the hell?," "Oh my God," and "Was he using a chainsaw?" upon displaying the piece.
An eBay offering that sold for $378, brought to my attention by lemondog in yesterday's Blue Collar Café.

९ टिप्पण्या:

JRoberts म्हणाले...

$378???

As a taxpayer, I feel like I dodged a bullet. The NEA would have given Jack a grant for at least $25,000.

They may still...

James Pawlak म्हणाले...

Did it look like a gun?

jacksonjay म्हणाले...

I'm curious about how much this "artist" will be paid for the poop that resulted from "Half-Chewed Cole Haan Wingtip" when it "emerges"!

lemondog म्हणाले...

Philistines!

Except by the culturally sensitive few, the greats are never recognized within their lifetime.

Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...

I once gave someone a dog. (The person wanted the dog.) A few days later it destroyed the person's Ralph Lauren tweed sport coat.

"Can you believe that?!"

Yes. Dog's don't shop. I guess he should have eBayed the tattered coat.

Smilin' Jack म्हणाले...

And I thought art was dead. I stand corrected.

ALP म्हणाले...

A good business idea often takes the form of selling superfluous things like this to people that have too much money.

Bravo Jack...brilliant.

rehajm म्हणाले...

It's been done.

ErnieG म्हणाले...

Australian blogger Tim Blair, has picked up on this story as well, with a picture of Jack and his art work.