Althouse: "I can kill someone with this ring."

१५ जून, २०१३

"I can kill someone with this ring."

Said Vladimir Putin, stealing the Super Bowl ring of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft.

२३ टिप्पण्या:

edutcher म्हणाले...: IOW, Vlad is just another gangster.; १५/६/१३, १२:५७ PM
harrogate म्हणाले...: Interesting effect. No matter what side of the story you believe, it's funny.; १५/६/१३, १२:५८ PM
Chip S. म्हणाले...: Really, whose thought when contemplating a Super Bowl ring hasn't been killing someone?; १५/६/१३, १२:५८ PM
Chip S. म्हणाले...: I'm pretty sure he could do it w/o the ring.; १५/६/१३, १२:५९ PM
rcocean म्हणाले...: I have no doubt McCain would have invaded Russia to get the ring back.

We dodged a bullet in 2008.; १५/६/१३, १:०४ PM
rcocean म्हणाले...: He said, she said. Kraft comes off as a wimp.; १५/६/१३, १:०५ PM
rcocean म्हणाले...: Note we only have one man's word this happened. If Kraft a reliable source?

Doubtful.; १५/६/१३, १:०६ PM
harrogate म्हणाले...: rcocean: We're all NFL Owners now.; १५/६/१३, १:१० PM
Sorun म्हणाले...: Putin's small penis complex has been discussed here before.; १५/६/१३, १:१५ PM
somefeller म्हणाले...: "Funny you say that, Vlad. I once did."

--O.J. Simpson; १५/६/१३, १:२४ PM
ndspinelli म्हणाले...: ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.; १५/६/१३, १:३५ PM
JAL म्हणाले...: Was he going to kill someone _with_ it? Or _for_ it?

And what's with the wimpy WH response? W, I am surprised.

But them, who takes off a $25,000 ring?

And who takes a $25,000 ring to Russia?; १५/६/१३, १:४० PM
Humperdink म्हणाले...: I guess it's better that he took a ring than say, Poland back.; १५/६/१३, १:४१ PM
Bill, Republic of Texas म्हणाले...: Maybe Putin knew the Patriots were cheating and he decided to take the ring as punishment?

This sounds like a scene from a really bad movie. Where the bully takes an item and pockets it and then says "I don't have your ring" and a henchman says " no boss I saw you give the ring back" and they walk off.

Patriots are scum and so is Putin. Who to believe? I don't know or care.; १५/६/१३, १:४६ PM
Baron Zemo म्हणाले...: Hey I hear that Aaron Rodgers got a ring last season.

Of course it was a cock ring from his friend Ryan but hey it was a ring.

Oh.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.; १५/६/१३, १:४९ PM
Baron Zemo म्हणाले...: Of course what the slow witted private fails to mention is that the New York Giants have twice as many championships as the Green Bay Packers.

This century.; १५/६/१३, १:५१ PM
traditionalguy म्हणाले...: I noticed Kraft is like Constantine and wants a carrier of the Tebow spirit on his side.

Putin is so Russian. He has a phobia of all powerful outsiders that come near Russia. So he steals an NFL ring to show off the power of an armed coterie carrying 40 cal Glocks...exactly like Comrade Obama's HSA enjoys doing.; १५/६/१३, २:११ PM
Cedarford म्हणाले...: rcocean said...
I have no doubt McCain would have invaded Russia to get the ring back.

We dodged a bullet in 2008.

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Well, the bloodthirsty, senile old bastard was demanding we send "The Heroes" in as armed advisors to save the "Freedom Loving Georgians". The Georgians at the time in 2008 were getting smacked around after dumbly unleashing several artillery barrages on the Russian allies in S Ossetia.

McCain no doubt had the old Nazi war maps out and being studied by his neocon pals - from the last time Westerners fought there in the Caucaus region. This was briefly raised to a campaign issue with McCain running around saying it was or duty to save fellow freedom lovers and "We are all Georgians Now!".

Georgia was one of about 6 countries McCain wanted to go to war in.
I remember thinking at the time he was demented if he thought Americans sick of Iraq and with the Bush economy collapsing..just wanted some good new wars to spend trillions in.

As was, he still had enough influence to bully Bush into sending two Navy ships, a cruiser and destroyer, up into the Black Sea. Pissing off the Russians, who shortly after, resumed bomber patrols off Alaska and the Eastern US Seaboard.

We dodged a bullet. Bad as Obama is, we really dodged a bullet with the guy wanting all the troops to stay in Iraq indefinitely and start new wars in Georgia, Iran, Yemen, Syria, Lebanon, Somalia...and "we have to do something to stop the N Koreans - maybe surgical bombing - but that is urgent as well"; १५/६/१३, ४:५० PM
Aridog म्हणाले...: I call bullshit. He owns the patriots? Yes. He loses a ring he goes and buys a new one. Is this guy related to Edward Snowden...his melodramatics are similar?; १५/६/१३, ५:३२ PM
jacksonjay म्हणाले...: Didn't we do pissing contest a couple of days ago!; १५/६/१३, ५:३८ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Kraft will get it back with an extra embedded crystal..of polonium.; १५/६/१३, ६:३३ PM
Lucien म्हणाले...: Putin just saw the Elvish inscription on the inside of the ring and jumped to conclusions. (Turns out Kraft is an Elvish impersonator.); १५/६/१३, ६:३७ PM
Browndog म्हणाले...: Hillary: feast your eyes upon this big red overcharge button

Kraft: take a look at my ring!

Obama: Amatures. Have no idea what commies really want--hey Vlad, check out these British launch codes!; १५/६/१३, ६:५९ PM