४ मे, २०१३

"China Is Censoring Jokes About Its Propaganda Machine's Penis-Shaped HQ."

"[T]he nearly 500-foot tower won't be finished until this time next year, but the war on mocking it has already begun."

३८ टिप्पण्या:

Ambrose म्हणाले...

Building good looking buildings is harder than it looks.

Ambrose म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
SteveR म्हणाले...

They are proceeding well with the erection. They shouldn't be so hard on the folks making jokes.

john म्हणाले...

Could their problem actually be they have the wrong trousers?

john म्हणाले...

Techno trousers are now all sewn in China.

Chip S. म्हणाले...

"President Hu, you have a call from a Mr. Christo."

Darrell म्हणाले...

Titus pre-bought the first condo along the glans.

SteveR म्हणाले...

Only one elevator shaft!

Chip S. म्हणाले...

I suppose a top-floor observatory would've been too much.

Darrell म्हणाले...

I suppose a top-floor observatory would've been too much.

Yes. Retrograde ejaculation issues.

Mark म्हणाले...

Is there a fountain at the top?

David म्हणाले...

Thank God for the common people.

My favorite mockery of the system was the old Soviet joke about the rewards of employment in the Soviet Union.

"We pretend to work, and they pretend to pay us."

Darrell म्हणाले...

Yes. Retrograde ejaculation issues.

In fact, if the artist Christo ever decides to cover it with fabric or anything, engineers have already decided that the design must incorporate a reservoir tip. Just in case.

William म्हणाले...

The architect is working out his edifice complex.

Unknown म्हणाले...

Didn't anyone see this in the drawings?

Mark म्हणाले...

Is it held aloft by hydraulic pressure? I foresee bad things if the rivers run dry.

Chip S. म्हणाले...

They say the architect wanted to make sure his building could withstand terrorist attacks, so when asked what kind of materials he wanted the tower made of he said emphatically, "Refractory. Period."

Darrell म्हणाले...

Didn't anyone see this in the drawings?

It was obscured by the mile-high woman over it. But alas, there were cutbacks.

Clyde म्हणाले...

Censorship is always a "dick move."

campy म्हणाले...

Will the completed building last more than four hours?

rhhardin म्हणाले...

It shows the generative power of censorship.

edutcher म्हणाले...

They need quick dry concrete. The kinds that gets hard fast.

Astro म्हणाले...

500 foot? If they built it in the US it would be 700 foot.

Astro म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
edutcher म्हणाले...

Does the Women's Ministry building think it's too big?

Astro म्हणाले...

They need to add a couple domes nearby, like the capital building in Tallahassee, FL:

penis and balls

lemondog म्हणाले...

Next project:
Breast shaped buildings

Icepick म्हणाले...

To have any hope of successfully stopping the penis jokes about THAT building they will have to build several more building of that size - all of them directly around the new HQ, so no one can see it. 'Cause, WOW, man, that thing totally looks like a dong....

Icepick म्हणाले...

In fact, if the artist Christo ever decides to cover it with fabric or anything, engineers have already decided that the design must incorporate a reservoir tip. Just in case.

Will it be ribbed?

Icepick म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
rhhardin म्हणाले...

Mightier than the sword.

Oso Negro म्हणाले...

The final erection of an impotent regime?

Sam L. म्हणाले...

See various temples in Japan...

Better not have a fountain on top.

poppa india म्हणाले...

Will we see these in Manhattan if Rep. Weiner becomes mayor of New York?

poppa india म्हणाले...

Will we see these in Manhattan if Rep. Weiner becomes mayor of New York?

Methadras म्हणाले...

Darrell said...

Titus pre-bought the first condo along the glans.


He's probably pissed that this building is cut. I'm sure he wanted a view that could automatically sheath itself during the off hours.

Methadras म्हणाले...

john said...

Could their problem actually be they have the wrong trousers?


ROFL!!! They are trying to assemble Voltron as we speak.

Methadras म्हणाले...

Astro said...

500 foot? If they built it in the US it would be 700 foot.


Now I'm going to wonder if it will have a giant fondue fountain at the top for all the cheese the Chinese have spewed on a giant building to look like a huge cock. Something, the entire male population of china lacks. I wonder if the heads of the ones that approved it will roll.