११ एप्रिल, २०१३

"Man tries to take photo of beaver; it kills him."

Take a lesson, men.

५१ टिप्पण्या:

KLDAVIS म्हणाले...

Ominous.

अनामित म्हणाले...

What next? A killer clam?

Tibore म्हणाले...

Frank: Nice beaver!
Jane: Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

alan markus म्हणाले...

I liked this other item at the link:

a Komodo dragon "sunk its teeth into" an 83-year-old Indonesian woman on Tuesday -- but she was able to fend it off.

Eric the Fruit Bat म्हणाले...

It's a shame no doctor got to stitch him up and say "Another half-inch to the right and you'd be dead."

Nomennovum म्हणाले...

Is this related to your earlier post about the yoni, Ann?

Nomennovum म्हणाले...

Frank: Nice beaver!
Jane: Thanks, I just had it stuffed.


Some of the best lines ever in comedy.

Rob म्हणाले...

Bitten to death by a beaver. Paging Dr. Freud . . . .

Nomennovum म्हणाले...

It is said that some men have nightmares about beavers with teeth.

DADvocate म्हणाले...

Jeff Foxworthy tells a story of a guy who got his nipple bitten off by a beaver.

Nomennovum म्हणाले...

Walt Disney has a lot to answer for. He, more that any perhaps, is responsible for getting people to believe that wild animals are peaceable and harmless creatures that can be treated like newborn puppies.

Leland म्हणाले...

If it will save one life, ban beavers!

Scott M म्हणाले...

At least it didn't bite off his nipple.

Darrell म्हणाले...

Every young man in America dreams of death by beaver. Sometimes you get your wish.

chickelit म्हणाले...

We don't hear much from Loafing Oaf these days.

Similar fate?

oleh म्हणाले...

Vagina dentata...

Wait, is this not word association?

DADvocate म्हणाले...

Belarus?! Sheesh, everyone knows Belarus has the only carnivorous, perdatory beavers in the world. Of the animal kind, that is.

ricpic म्हणाले...

What's the lesson, use a telephoto lens?

Rusty म्हणाले...

How many times I got to tell you morons? Don't annoy the wildlife.

Skyler म्हणाले...

Take a lesson? Yes, know how to use a tourniquet.

Women too.

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

Free the Beavers!

After hundreds of years of trapping, skinning and hat making from your family's skin , you to would attack the silly white men on sight.

Known Unknown म्हणाले...

This is why women are not invited to cock fights.

The rule of Lemnity म्हणाले...

I thought this story was about the human Beaver.

I pictured a paparazzi getting hit by a car while trying to take Beavers picture... or the paparazzi maybe falling into an open manhole as he was moving and not paying too much attention to anything other than the human Beaver.

You should add your re-direction tag.

The rule of Lemnity म्हणाले...

Truth?

I'm sorry it was not my version of events?

test म्हणाले...

I hope whatever made this beaver react this way isn't contagious. If beaver photography becomes dangerous we'll all suffer.

Original Mike म्हणाले...

...but as he approached to take a photograph, the beaver bit him on the thigh."

How does a beaver manage to bite a man's thigh? Was he lying on the ground?

Baron Zemo म्हणाले...

chickelit said...
We don't hear much from Loafing Oaf these days.

That's not fair.

Sarah Palin's doesn't have teeth!

अनामित म्हणाले...

Maybe the photographer flashed a woody and the beaver mistook it for a log.

edutcher म्हणाले...

Where's Peter?

Chip S. म्हणाले...

One should also be careful when taking photos of landing strips.

Original Mike म्हणाले...

"Maybe the photographer flashed a woody and the beaver mistook it for a log."

Beavers are nearsighted.

CWJ म्हणाले...

Inga FTW!

Aridog म्हणाले...

a Komodo dragon "sunk its teeth into" an 83-year-old Indonesian woman on Tuesday -- but she was able to fend it off.

Fended it off, eh. So how long did it take her to die?

The rule of Lemnity म्हणाले...

Wasn't this beaver in charge of security at Mitch McConnell's reelect?

rhhardin म्हणाले...

You were a little hard on the Beaver last night, Ward.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

Komodo dragon authority Bob and Ray

Meade म्हणाले...

Leave It To Whitey

Dante म्हणाले...

The Beaver monologues.

James म्हणाले...

Hey, you just lost a regular reader. Good luck in your future endeavors.

lemondog म्हणाले...

I vant to be alone.....I just VANT to be alone.....

bagoh20 म्हणाले...

The lesson is to not back down, the beaver is testing you. If it tries to bite you, go for the field goal.

Fritz म्हणाले...

Seriously; a beaver joke?

Alex म्हणाले...

Never look a beaver in the eye, that's like a challenger to a ghetto gangbanger.

AllenS म्हणाले...

Did I ever tell you people that I was almost taken out by a beaver? About 5 years ago, I was on my way up to St. Croix Falls, and right before the Osceola Gun Club, there is some low swampy area north of Lotus Lake, and a beaver had a poplar tree chewed through which fell right in front of my GEO Metro car. I was able to stop in time and no damage, but wholly fuck. Who knew beavers were so dangerous?

Is that a beaver in your pocket, or are you just trying to kill me?

dbp म्हणाले...

It is well known that beavers can bite through wood...

heyboom म्हणाले...

A lesson for men only? I guess if a woman takes a picture of a beaver it's considered a self-portrait?

Rusty म्हणाले...

bagoh20 said...
The lesson is to not back down, the beaver is testing you. If it tries to bite you, go for the field goal.

Do you have any idea how big those things get?
And the animal can get pretty big too.

virgil xenophon म्हणाले...

Do all of you people--ALL of you--not realize what is meted out to people who make such puns?

PUNishment..

exhelodrvr1 म्हणाले...


Outlaw beavers!!

Or at least magazines that have a high capacity for them.

William म्हणाले...

Think of how much more gruesome the death would have been if the beaver had encountered an overachieving homosexual who wanted a bigger thrill than hamsters,

Scoblog म्हणाले...

Just another beaver-eats-man news story.