we are dealing with goofy kids and not molecules, which probably have better sense.
Ha!
I was thinking along those lines, that there are different reasons for jumping into one of those mosh pits, and those will affect how a kid acts when he's in there, and they don't seem to be accounted for in that model.
As an attender of a lot of heavy metal shows (last week I saw a show by a Death Metal band called Nile)I have observed and been a part of enough pits to see how they get started. Usually you have a couple outliers, like errant particles in a solution that start moving about, increasing the entropy of the system, then a circle pit slowly forms.
I was once at a local show and this sloppy-fat, dorky looking guy climbed up on stage to do a stage dive into the mosh pit.
The moshers all parted in a single, smooth motion like a school of fish forming a donut.
Fatso went straight to the floor.
I would have been concerned for the poor guy's safety but I stood there, transfixed, lost in thought, pondering the mathematics of how so many intoxicated and distracted moshers could coordinate so rapidly and effectively.
I don't need a mosh pit simulation. I can take my almost-three year-old to story time at the library or the playground at our favorite parks and observe the real thing. Forget "Ring Around the Rosie", these kids should be taught "Caught in a Mosh".
I would have been concerned for the poor guy's safety but I stood there, transfixed, lost in thought, pondering the mathematics of how so many intoxicated and distracted moshers could coordinate so rapidly and effectively.
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At first, you think, "These guys went to Cornell for this?", and then you get to the bottom of the article and find it's actually got a purpose.
I'd think all that Brownian motion stuff would be useful here, but we are dealing with goofy kids and not molecules, which probably have better sense.
we are dealing with goofy kids and not molecules, which probably have better sense.
Ha!
I was thinking along those lines, that there are different reasons for jumping into one of those mosh pits, and those will affect how a kid acts when he's in there, and they don't seem to be accounted for in that model.
As an attender of a lot of heavy metal shows (last week I saw a show by a Death Metal band called Nile)I have observed and been a part of enough pits to see how they get started. Usually you have a couple outliers, like errant particles in a solution that start moving about, increasing the entropy of the system, then a circle pit slowly forms.
Death Metal?
Death Metal
I was once at a local show and this sloppy-fat, dorky looking guy climbed up on stage to do a stage dive into the mosh pit.
The moshers all parted in a single, smooth motion like a school of fish forming a donut.
Fatso went straight to the floor.
I would have been concerned for the poor guy's safety but I stood there, transfixed, lost in thought, pondering the mathematics of how so many intoxicated and distracted moshers could coordinate so rapidly and effectively.
I was probably stoned.
Lots of energy expended to no concrete end.
Every generation invents its own cultural phenomenon but is there a redeeming quality to moshing?
I say that they take moshing into the halls of congress where it will make sense to congresscritters.
Every generation invents its own cultural phenomenon but is there a redeeming quality to moshing?
I suppose it releases energies otherwise exhausted in less beneficial ways (fighting, etc.)
I don't need a mosh pit simulation. I can take my almost-three year-old to story time at the library or the playground at our favorite parks and observe the real thing. Forget "Ring Around the Rosie", these kids should be taught "Caught in a Mosh".
I would have been concerned for the poor guy's safety but I stood there, transfixed, lost in thought, pondering the mathematics of how so many intoxicated and distracted moshers could coordinate so rapidly and effectively.
Fear is a powerful motivator!
Extreme stage diving!
E!C!DUB! E!C!DUB! E!C!DUB!
Doesn't OSHA have mosh pit safety regulations?
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