१६ फेब्रुवारी, २०१३

Somehow... the 4-year-old child of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...

... looks like a miniature Meat Loaf.

४६ टिप्पण्या:

rehajm म्हणाले...

But theyre gonna love him till the end of time!

rehajm म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Saint Croix म्हणाले...

And they're both in Fight Club!

Saint Croix म्हणाले...

So that's why he was smacking Meat Loaf so hard.

chickelit म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
chickelit म्हणाले...

Were they going to a funeral or just trying to look all "hip in black"?

Irene म्हणाले...

No one looks happy.

KCFleming म्हणाले...

Meatloaf again?

KCFleming म्हणाले...

Sizewise, though, he'd be a meatball.

Palladian म्हणाले...

The day Knoxie said he didn't like his teddy
you knew he was a no-good kid...

edutcher म्हणाले...

2 out of 3 ain't bad.

edutcher म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Mary Beth म्हणाले...

Where's the rest of the family?

I Have Misplaced My Pants म्हणाले...

I just want you all to know that my three year old is eleventy times cuter than little Knox, in his $20 Levis, dinosaur T-shirt and Spiderman sunglasses.

Ambrose म्हणाले...

Who has the sunglass franchise?

SomeoneHasToSayIt म्हणाले...

Pitts adopted children will be a good sample-of-one on how much of a role genetics plays. All his kids will have similar upbringing and education opportunities. let's see how they all do.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Wow, he really does look like a mini porn pimp, 70s or 90s rock star. Too bad there are no young rock stars anymore, much less will there be any by the time he grows up. It's all the more incredible because he's got the girl face and hair, so it's pure strut and male attitude.

BIZARRE!!

He looks like either

अनामित म्हणाले...

... He looks like he needs a cigarette.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Everyone knows Brad Pitt was artificially inseminated.

William म्हणाले...

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's son has no need for good looks. He was clearly making an ironic comment on how cuteness among pre-schoolers is overvalued by our society.

अनामित म्हणाले...

While Brad Pitt was being artificially inseminated George Clooney was there to stroke his hair. Hollywood Friends.

अनामित म्हणाले...

"Shooosh," Clooney whispered: "It will all be over in a minute or two. Focus on my hand, my Big Strong Boy."

Wince म्हणाले...

Let's hope none of the other kids looks like Gary Busey.

tiger म्हणाले...

I laughed.

Out loud.

अनामित म्हणाले...

"There is Life inside you now," Clooney said reassuringly, "and that is a bigger thrill than winning an Oscar."

अनामित म्हणाले...

Brad had been told these Promises before, but from Clooney they felt different, more... penetrating. It is as if he was touched in a place too deep to ever have been touched before.

अनामित म्हणाले...

"We will get through this together," Clooney said. "One day we will look at that bronzed baster on the mantle and we will know that we did something Good."

अनामित म्हणाले...

Brad had wanted to have a child for so long, and now the Dream was coming True. Still, he could not shake a vague feeling of read and fear.

"You don't think Angelina will eat the baby, do you?" he said quietly, scared to have even voiced the Thought.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Clooney was quite at first: he had thought the same thing, too.

अनामित म्हणाले...

"Brad, my sweet, sweet boy," he said, running his fingers along Pitt's chin stubble.

"I will not let that happen."

अनामित म्हणाले...

"The baster is so cold, George."

अनामित म्हणाले...

"Do you mean impersonal, or just surface temperature?"

अनामित म्हणाले...

"Both," Brad whispered. "Both."

अनामित म्हणाले...

"We must be strong," George said, tickling Brad's ear in that way Brad so liked.

"Ben Affleck had the same fears you do, and look how it turned out for him"

अनामित म्हणाले...

"But Jennifer Garner would NEVER eat Ben's baby."

अनामित म्हणाले...

"You're right, but Jennifer Lopez -- now, she still might."

अनामित म्हणाले...

"Whatever you do, once this is over do not go texting Gwyneth again: she is in a Different Place."

अनामित म्हणाले...

"It's almost done, my little lion cub," George smiled. "Just a few seconds more."

अनामित म्हणाले...

Of course, when Angelina found out she was angry, betrayed: just because she was no longer a man didn't mean she didn't still have a Man's peculiar strain of Jealousy -- it was innate. After all, they can surgically remove your penis as a child but they cannot surgically remove your Spirit.

Penny म्हणाले...

He DOES look like Meatloaf!

Or maybe I'm just hungry?

For the kid's sake, I gotta go with hungry. For meatloaf.

kentuckyliz म्हणाले...

Betamax, yer crackin' me up!

dustbunny म्हणाले...

It was better before they photo-shopped out the cigarette

dustbunny म्हणाले...

Meatloaf and also an even smaller Paul Williams

dustbunny म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Indigo Red म्हणाले...

Oh. I thought you meant an actual meatloaf.

This म्हणाले...

The kid mostly dresses like Kanye.