२२ फेब्रुवारी, २०१३

Florida Man.

The world's worst superhero.

२० टिप्पण्या:

virgil xenophon म्हणाले...

LOL!!!

(Tho Wonder Warthog the "Hog of Steel" from a cartoon in the early 60--also a Florida denizen--would give him a run for his money, lol)

Wince म्हणाले...

Florida Man's behavior occasioned by living in the nation's continental phallus.

virgil xenophon म्हणाले...

PS: As would Hostileman!

Thorley Winston म्हणाले...

Captain Hero is still worse IMO.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Ex-pat Floridian here. Oh man. I laughed, I cried. It's funny 'cause it's all true!

eelpout म्हणाले...

Florida Man is one of my favorite follows. Rarely disappoints.

Bob Ellison म्हणाले...

He should team up with Arm Fall Off Boy.

edutcher म्हणाले...

His mascot is The Tick.

rehajm म्हणाले...

The level of daily activity is amazing.

Mary Beth म्हणाले...

There's a reason Florida has its own Fark tag.

Dust Bunny Queen म्हणाले...

Is it the heat or the humidity?

Dust Bunny Queen म्हणाले...

Is it the heat or the humidity?

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

This is so typical Floridian. That barefooted man stealing two cases of Mozzarella from Pizza Hut is what you deal with there.

I doubt that any of these are made up.

Icepick म्हणाले...

You know, I think the Powerpuff Girls and The Tick have both caused more damage than Florida Man. Also, what about his sidekick, Florida Boy?

Icepick म्हणाले...

Yeah, here we go, news of the sidekick:

10-year-old Florida boy found wandering street naked and drunk

Florida Boy’s 911 Call Helps Police Nab Burglars

Florida boy, age 11, arrested on arson charges

Beloved pet pig Twinkie can be kept by Florida boy with Down syndrome Subheader: ‘What's wrong with you people? Let this boy have his pig,’ was one comment about Kason Ray‘s struggle on the Coral Springs Facebook page.

Levi Starks म्हणाले...

It looks like it's a full time job

ErnieG म्हणाले...



As a bona fide Florida Man, I must protest that I have never done any of these things, although I have drunk the water here all my life. I thought that it would be interesting to search on the term ‘Florida Woman’. Here are some of the results:

Florida woman crashes car into house while being ‘amorous’ with boyfriend: Police

Florida Woman Drives 100 miles with Live Owl Inside Car Grille

Florida Woman Arrested After Genital Kicking Spree

Florida woman apologizes for flipping off judge, avoids 30-day jail sentence

Florida Woman Stole Tampons, Fled In An Explorer, And Hid In A Box

Florida Woman Arrested on Charge She Rode Manatee

Bob म्हणाले...

I discovered him a couple of weeks ago and immediately followed him. He's hilarious, and all he does is use headlines/lead sentences from news stories. So it's the journalists doing the writing for him, he just copy/pastes it. Of course there will probably soon be imitators, but he scores with me for being the innovator (or the first one I saw doing it, even if he wasn't).

JAL म्हणाले...

Pretty funny.

Dust Bunny Queen म्हणाले...

Florida Man Hits Boyfriend With Plate For Listening To Too Much Alanis Morissette

I agree with Florida Man on this one.