"Buttons offed, pop pop, that's the image that happens" — says commenter Chip Ahoy, prompting Dr Weevil to say "Photoshop or it (your fantasy) didn't happen."
If he hadn't achieved this status yet — and I think he had — Chip Ahoy became the #1 Althouse commenter of all time — not counting Meade — by producing the Photoshop. (There's a link within that link, so nothing NSFW unless you click again.)
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My...you are full of the holiday spirit at Meade house.
That gray flannel jacket has a very Magritte look to me.
What better example of the Internet's decent from a "return to reading and writing" to a "great, big video platform" than to substitute the traditional, alluring and passionate bodice-ripper cover with the gif image of "two hands clasping the lapels of their own jacket and ripping them apart to reveal not a blouse but two voluptuous naked breasts"?
Women have buttons on opposite side so that men can undress them.
If he hadn't achieved this status yet — and I think he had — Chip Ahoy became the #1 Althouse commenter of all time — not counting Meade
Bitch.
I will defer to Chip Ahoy on sheer quantity of words, however.
For a moment there I felt like Fabio.
I'm not offended because it's true.
I realize that. *hangs head*
But if you saw the shit I'm sparing you, then you'd be a little be more appreciative. I dump more crap than I post. I really do have logorrhea, the shit just pours out of me, it's horrible.
I did not realize this fully until my brother said to his wife, "watch this guy," as I set my fingers to the keyboard
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap dink dink dink brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap and a paragraph is filled, and they looked at each other and laughed. At me.
Then I say one simple thing and this editor here goes, sorry, you have to be under 16 trillion characters, which forces me to break it up in pieces or dump it so those get dumped.
Boy, it seems like that stupid old NYT page takes forever to load. MSM - puh.
Teacher's pet, I wanna be teacher's pet.
Buttons offed made me think of a dog named Buttons being hit by the mob.
I thought it was so men and women could undress each other.
Now the link is saying 403 - Invalid Security Token.
"Bitch."
You were my original #1 commenter, but jeez, at some point, you've got to acknowledge the wonder that is Chip.
I do wonder about Chip.
You were my original #1 commenter
You were my original #1 blogger, but jeez...
"Now the link is saying 403 - Invalid Security Token."
See? You give #1 status and they slack off!
psst... I'm just playing pretend-high-school-jealous ex-boyfriend... I'm amused by Althouse's charming coquettish attempts to start rivalries for her favor.
"they slack off"
Yeah, and slacking off is what the buttonless jacket supposedly did, too.
Apologies. The security token changes automatically. The post is in draft, not published because it's tits and I don't care to have it or start a private album just for porno tits. And as mentioned they're fake tits too. I found them in one minute. Before/after surgery. Picked the best ones. Very objectified norks.
The last link I checked is this
http://bour3pages.blogspot.com/b/post-preview?token=vOhY2jsBAAA.zMUErZOMg6IRs4GLtgVkNg.rm9PdZlY8br53lLCAQvidw&postId=1859695444792236779&type=POST
but that might change too. It's crap. I'm sorry.
That's a better link, Chip, but I thought we'd see a smiling Althouse.
See? You give #1 status and they slack off!
Chip, please note that Ann wrote "slack off," not "slacks off."
Oh noooo.. you are not going to believe what happened.
I was running to the computer to catch up when I tripped up on some wires, hit my head blind. Now I cant see the link Chip has so carefully and meticulously prepared.
I'll come back when I'm feeling better.
Hey, would it be too much as ask Chip Ahoy to give out a more-current link to this apparent masterpiece, for those just catching up on recent posts who missed it?
Just thought I'd check it out -- "research," mind you. If the excuse works for Pete Townshend (in less mild circumstances, http://bit.ly/PvggTe), it works for me!
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