२७ डिसेंबर, २०१२

"Isn’t there something creepy about Starbucks’ CEO Howard Schultz having... 'asked his Washington-area employees to write "Come Together" on each customer cup today, tomorrow and Friday, as a gesture to urge leaders to resolve the fiscal cliff'?"

Asks Mickey Kaus.
Did Schultz take a poll of his employees–sorry, “partners,” he calls them–before ordering pressuring asking them to join in this lobbying effort? What if he were, say, the CEO of Chick-fil-A and he “asked” his “partners” to write “Preserve the Family” on the outside of cups and containers?

I’m not saying what Schultz did is or should be illegal, certainly not in a Citizen’s United world. If he wants to run a hybrid coffee-shop-political-organization, that’s fine with me. But maybe he should have made that clear to his workers when they signed up.
What troubles me about the slogan "Come Together" is that it's a pretty obvious reference to the Beatles song that begins with Lennon saying "shoot me" over and over. Given the recent massacre — and the fact that Lennon himself was shot to death — it's not good resonance.

As for an employer telling employees what to say to customers, I've got no legalistic problem with that. The first job I ever had was as a waitress, and I was required to greet the customers with the lengthy "Hello, my name is Ann, and I will be your waitress tonight." How do you give that wooden line a good reading?

I'd much rather say "Come Together," especially if I was serving muddy water, brewed with a mojo filter.

७६ टिप्पण्या:

chickelit म्हणाले...

"Come Together," as Limbaugh noted, has an orgiastic connotation as well.

Shouting Thomas म्हणाले...

It's creepy in the way that Jennifer Aniston's boss was creepy in Office Space.

Watched this flick on Netflix over the weekend. Good flick. A Mike Judge production. He's the King of the Hill and Idiocracy guy.

Aniston was working as a waitress in some cheesy franchise restaurant, and her boss kept badgering her about wearing more "flair" (cheerful buttons on her suspenders) to show how much she liked her shitty job.

Enforced cheerfulness and/or earnestness is always creepy. And, there are people who don't want our polls to "come together," including me. When they come together, all sorts of bad shit usually happens!

Is the era of feminist workaholic hysteria coming to an end?

SteveR म्हणाले...

"muddy water, brewed with a mojo filter" I can handle, just no toejam football

rehajm म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Tom म्हणाले...

SteveR

Auggh! You beat me to it by a matter of minutes!

Tom म्हणाले...

SteveR

Auggh! You beat me to it by a matter of minutes!

rehajm म्हणाले...

Is there latitude with the spelling?

Craig म्हणाले...

And the Sonics boom became distant Thunder.

kentuckyliz म्हणाले...

I wouldn't automatically get the meaning unprompted. And once explained to me, I would start to school them on how their god Obama wants to go over the fiscal cliff for political purposes, so get ready. In fact, I probably can't afford to tip you because my taxes are going up next paycheck.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves म्हणाले...

I think there is something creepy about all these large corporations that support democrats hiding money in the Caymans while the rest of us are looking down the barrel of the return of Clinton era tax hikes.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves म्हणाले...

DC needs more tax payer bailout money for their waste and fraud and Facebook Shifted $700 Million to Cayman Islands in 'Double Irish' Tax Reduction Strategy

tomaig म्हणाले...

Did you use your monkey finger to brew that?

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves म्हणाले...

I think Starbucks coffee tastes terrible. I only drink it if there are no other options available.

Archilochus म्हणाले...

Come together to do what, exactly? Broker a "pragmatic" compromise that will sate the Left's thirst for blue blood and protect the Republicans so eager to preserve current rates for the 99%. Meanwhile, the great compromisers like Schultz and his ilk will brand as wild-eyed ideologues the few, but hardy band who won't settle for cosmetic changes to revenue rates and certainly won't fuel the Marxian rhetoric. Let Zero and Orange Tears cut their back room debt deal in private, thank you.

"Come together." It's just another way of saying, "Pipe down, Hobbits! The adults are compromising here."

अनामित म्हणाले...

You have to admit, Starbucks has been pretty successful selling you coffee and an ethereal sense of superiority and community for $5.

Their cost for the coffee is significantly less than $5.

Their cost for the ether is zero.

It isn't even real ether.

McTriumph म्हणाले...

Just another reason not to walk into the Starbucks three blocks from my home.

Shouting Thomas म्हणाले...

I think Starbucks coffee tastes terrible.

Yes, they burn the friggin' coffee. Don't know how they do it.

Panera has much better coffee and great pastries, unlike the cardboard imitation of pastries Starbucks sells.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves म्हणाले...

"Come together" is impossible with Harry's Reid's lock-step puppet on a sting group think good doggie senate.

kentuckyliz म्हणाले...

The blonde roasts are tolerable. Willow is the African one and it is quite nice. Veranda is sharper. There was a nice Three Region Blend 2012 (labeled like a wine bottle) and it was yummy but a short run. I should have stocked up.

Matt Sablan म्हणाले...

Is this meant to encourage the Senate to take up bills the House sent them, or is it meant to give Obama more things than he got for free?

Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...

Lets come together bow our heads and prey.

You usually expect something to happen after that.

A checkered flag or a first round bell...

Somebody going off a cliff?

Hey... have you ever seen curling?

Don't knock it until you try it... thats my motto.

Strelnikov म्हणाले...

Well, you could have sung the line.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Yet if a union published something like this, Althouse would be apoplectic.

Bartender Cabbie म्हणाले...

I prefer gas station coffee anyway

MarkD म्हणाले...

Don't they have to write it in Italian?

Dunkin Donuts has better coffee without the pretense.

Shouting Thomas म्हणाले...

Dunkin Donuts has better coffee without the pretense.

Coffee served in a styrofoam container is godawful. The styrofoam melts into the coffee. If I drink Dunkin Donuts coffee, I order the small cup, because it is made of paper.

Yet if a union published something like this, Althouse would be apoplectic.

Althouse has exhibited apoplexy only once that I can remember, and that was yesterday on the subject of gay marriage. Get out there and organize for gay marriage, or you're a bad person!

Archilochus म्हणाले...

A speech that would never be made today:

"Mr. President [to George Washington]

The small progress we have made after 4 or five weeks close attendance & continual reasonings with each other-our different sentiments on almost every question, several of the last producing as many noes as ays, is methinks a melancholy proof of the imperfection of the Human Understanding. We indeed seem to feel our own want of political wisdom, since we have been running about in search of it. We have gone back to ancient history for models of Government, and examined the different forms of those Republics which having been formed with the seeds of their own dissolution now no longer exist. And we have viewed Modern States all round Europe, but find none of their Constitutions suitable to our circumstances.

In this situation of this Assembly, groping as it were in the dark to find political truth, and scarce able to distinguish it when presented to us, how has it happened, Sir, that we have not hitherto once thought of humbly applying to the Father of lights to illuminate our understandings? In the beginning of the Contest with G. Britain, when we were sensible of danger we had daily prayer in this room for the divine protection.- Our prayers, Sir, were heard, & they were graciously answered. All of us who were engaged in the struggle must have observed frequent instances of a superintending providence in our favor. To that kind providence we owe this happy opportunity of consulting in peace on the means of establishing our future national felicity. And have we now forgotten that powerful friend? or do we imagine that we no longer need his assistance? I have lived, Sir, a long time, and the longer I live, the more convincing proofs I see of this truth- that God Governs in the affairs of men. And if a sparrow cannot fall to the ground without his notice, is it probable that an empire can rise without his aid? We have been assured, Sir, in the sacred writings, that "except the Lord build the House they labour in vain that build it." I firmly believe this; and I also believe that without his concurring aid we shall succeed in this political building no better, than the Builders of Babel: We shall be divided by our little partial local interests; our projects will be confounded, and we ourselves shall become a reproach and bye word down to future ages. And what is worse, mankind may hereafter from this unfortunate instance, despair of establishing Governments by Human wisdom and leave it to chance, war and conquest.

I therefore beg leave to move-that henceforth prayers imploring the assistance of Heaven, and its blessings on our deliberations, be held in this Assembly every morning before we proceed to business, and that one or more of the Clergy of this City be requested to officiate in that Service-"

sakredkow म्हणाले...

What troubles me about the slogan "Come Together" is that it's a pretty obvious reference to the Beatles song that begins with Lennon saying "shoot me" over and over.

Are you kidding? Paul is dead.

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

You have to admit, Starbucks has been pretty successful selling you coffee and an ethereal sense of superiority and community for $5.

Does coffee at Starbucks really cost $5? Not here in Madison -- it might be $2.50 for a large. I've never seen a $5 coffee anywhere, come to think of it.

It's probably $5 if you get a caramel macchiatto, or whatever, but that's not really coffee, now, is it?

Michael K म्हणाले...

" Blogger Freder Frederson said...

Yet if a union published something like this, Althouse would be apoplectic."

You mean like writing phony excuse slips for absent teachers during a union rally ?

edutcher म्हणाले...

Reminds me of the idiots writing the lyrics to "Imagine" on sidewalks when we went after the Tahleebahn.

Besides, his Messiah wants to go over.

JohnBoy म्हणाले...

"Come Together" is about jacking off. You can even hear Lennon groaning orgasmically towards the end of the song.

Jacking off is what Obama and Congress have been doing since the election. So, it's pretty appropriate.

jr565 म्हणाले...

I always thought the song Come Together was about a gang bang (he got feet down below his knees, got to be good looking cause he's so har to see - big dick, screwing so many people at once that you can't even see him).

Is that what he means by Come Together? just please don't come together in the coffee..

Known Unknown म्हणाले...

At least Starbucks gives you burnt water in return for your dues.

gerry म्हणाले...

especially if I was serving muddy water, brewed with a mojo filter.

Isn't muddy water bourbon?

Known Unknown म्हणाले...

Starbucks has always been a quasi-political business.

Nonapod म्हणाले...

Of course he has the right to run his business as he sees fit, just as customers can choose not to patronize his establishments (or even organize a boycott), and employees can choose not to work there too. But I agree that the phrase "Come Together" has some slightly unsavory meanings that most people might not want in or around their coffee.

I'm Full of Soup म्हणाले...

Howard Schultz would make a great crony capitalist- are we sure the fed govt does not give money to Starbucks via some boondoggle fed spending program?

Aridog म्हणाले...

Does coffee at Starbucks really cost $5? Not here in Madison -- it might be $2.50 for a large

Never ceases to amaze me how alleged coffee drinkers and aficionados will pay $2.50 or so for a cup of coffee they have to walk some distance to get and wait in line.

I live in an Arabic neighborhood. We have things called roastery shops where one can buy near perfect Italian dark roast and Supremo light roast blends, ground or whole bean. Cost for coffee at home just as you wake up is about $0.50 per large cup if made rather strong. The two of us go through about 1.5 pounds per week, bought freshly roasted within 2-3 days max.

I carry my own ground coffee when traveling ... I can get about 10+ days out of a single pound of 70% dark Italian/30% light Supremo blend.

I cannot imagine paying $2.00 plus per cup for any coffee in a place where they make it by the gallon.

KCFleming म्हणाले...

Gee, what could possibly go wrong when you politicize your business?

Well, it means I no longer go there. And I won't be the only one. Good luck, Mr. Schultz. I'm sure you will do just fine without my few cents, since I only ever use Starbucks when I travel.

I just find it curious how, like CNN, supposedly savvy businessmen can piss on the brand they fought so hard to create.

Nathan Alexander म्हणाले...

It is perfectly fine to politicize your business as long as it is aligned with the "correct" political stances.

The intolerant Liberals will excoriate you and try to drive you out of business if you dare to ignore their political fetishes.

Wince म्हणाले...

"Come on my tits..."

You see, it all depends on how you say it: softly, affectionately and matter of fact.

Amber: Come on my tits if you can, OK?

Just pull it out and do it on my stomach and my tits.

Dirk: Yeah. No problem.

cubanbob म्हणाले...

Great way to piss someone off and lose a tip. It's not like Starbucks pays that great.

I like the fiscal cliff. I think everyone should get screwed good and hard on taxes and not just me.

अनामित म्हणाले...

What troubles me about the slogan "Come Together" is that it's a pretty obvious reference to the Beatles song that begins with Lennon saying "shoot me" over and over.

Which few people hear because they don't listen to lyrics and it's so buried in the mix that most people just hear "Shoop" if they notice anything at all. So I question the resonance.

But it is a weird, unsettling song without a doubt. It started as a campaign song for Timothy Leary's aborted run for governor of California.

I used to wonder about the unpleasant lyrics. The best explanation I ran across was that it was Lennon's nasty-jokey song about the Beatles themselves -- George, Ringo, John, and Paul in that order -- with a sardonic reference to the Beatles' disunity at the time and no doubt some sex thrown as well.

"Come Together" is a creepy idea for the Starbucks guy.

purplepenquin म्हणाले...

"Come Together" is about jacking off.
~~~
I always thought the song Come Together was about a gang bang


Heh

I also thought it had a dirty meaning until I read Timothy Leary's autobiography, which explains the inspiration for the song.

Dust Bunny Queen म्हणाले...

Given that probably 90% of Starbucks customers are liberal, tassel toed, latte sipping, urbanites (most sane Conservatives don't spend 8 bucks for a cup of coffee) the message is basically preaching to the choir.

What a bunch of maroons, as Bugs would say.

joe म्हणाले...



"Hello, my name is Ann, and I will be your waitress tonight"

When I lean over I'll watch your
line of sight.

Later on I know your wife and you will fight.

The SOS is the best
and it's served with a low cut dress.

A quarter and two penny
What kind of tip is this?
When you get older sis
When you get older
And then you'll get pissed.




Known Unknown म्हणाले...

Looks like tax increases are bad for Starbucks.

jr565 म्हणाले...

Nathan Alexander wrote:
It is perfectly fine to politicize your business as long as it is aligned with the "correct" political stances.

The intolerant Liberals will excoriate you and try to drive you out of business if you dare to ignore their political fetishes.

so screw it. Republicans should start boycotting Starbucks the same way libs boycotted chic a fila. Why not?
Punish Starbucks CEO for being such a lefty douche.
Besides, their coffee sucks anyway.

I Callahan म्हणाले...

Yet if a union published something like this, Althouse would be apoplectic.

A link to a prior post by our hostess where this happened?

Didn't think so.

Sam L. म्हणाले...

Ain't NUTHIN better than a mojo filter! My mojo works its little butt off for me.

If'n I liked coffee, I still wouldn't buy it from a company named for a whale-killer!

Triangle Man म्हणाले...

The Beatles? I think it is a pretty obvious reference to the Aerosmith cover of "Come Together". The superior version.

Triangle Man म्हणाले...

I am willing to agree with DBQ in this case, that there will be a preponderance of latte sippers among Starbucks patrons.

Sigivald म्हणाले...

I've heard "Come Together" about a million times, and I had no idea that Lennon was (supposedly?) saying "Shoot me".

Shounds more like "Shoop".

And nothing on the Internet seems to suggest anyone else thinks it's "shoot me".

Source, please?

अनामित म्हणाले...

Sigvald: You don't seem to have looked very hard.

In the intro, Lennon says "shoot me" which is accompanied by his handclaps and McCartney's heavy bass riff.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_Together

The Beatles were amazing at catchy sonic effects like that.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Guilty as charged, hazelnut sugar free whole milk latte for me.

अनामित म्हणाले...

It all comes together so nicely. Yum.

Michael Haz म्हणाले...

I brew my own coffee at home for about half-a-buck per cup, tops. No one with bad grooming or pierced ears sells it to me, although some mornings the woman who brings it to me while I am in the shower is not clothed.

A second cup goes with me to work. Why one would buy coffee from Starbucks is a mystery to me, although I do see a lot of younger people studying at the Starbucks in the mall near where I live.

The Starbucks CEO would do better to focus on increasing the share value of his company's stock rather than having cute sayings written onto coffee cups, as this chart shows.

TennLion म्हणाले...

How do you give that wooden line a good reading?

With a wiggle in the hips and shoulders!

Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...

Creepy? I wouldn't find it creepy. "Come together," doesn't sound partisan. It would just be one of those normal, vaguely annoying things one is asked to do at that type of job.

अनामित म्हणाले...

I stick with Twinings Earl Grey which I buy in bulk with an Amazon subscription. Costs about $.08 a mug.

Alex म्हणाले...

Come Together is a great song, I wonder what Lennon would think about this.

DADvocate म्हणाले...

Starbucks allows concealed carry in its restaurants. I guess that's creepy to some. As far as The Beatles go, they inspired the Manson family to some pretty gruesome murders. Beatles albums should be restricted.

अनामित म्हणाले...

In the intro, Lennon says "shoot me" which is accompanied by his handclaps and McCartney's heavy bass riff.

A year or so ago I was curious about that opening "Shoop-doobidy-doobidy-doobidy" effect and wiki wasn't nearly so helpful.

So I guess those percussive thuds on top of the bass line aren't Ringo, but John clapping then George Martin twiddling the knobs and squeezing out all the treble and mid-range.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Well, he's from Seattle.

That explains it.

ALP म्हणाले...

RE: expensive coffee.

We buy whole beans at Costco and have an espresso machine. Our daily lattes are as cheap as you can get. We are very committed to 6 cups a day per recent research that finds that amount of caffeine in coffee may prevent Alzheimer's.

However, I now appreciate how much time goes into making espresso vs. using a French press - including cleaning all the little bits of the machine. I thought I'd be even less inclined to pay $3 for a latte big enough to make it worth my time. But to my surprise, I am more willing to pay that on occasion - I am paying the $3 for SOMEONE ELSE to grind the beans to a fine grind (we use a vintage manual grinder at home), to fiddle around with the tamper, to clean the steam nozzle, etc....

I opt for French press at home half the time as espresso is a HASSLE.

Rick67 म्हणाले...

"Hello, my name is Rick, and *I* never asked for the anal probe".

Although one is tempted to try:

"Hello, my name is Rick, and I never *asked* for the anal probe".

Craig म्हणाले...

It's a low budget ad campaign. He just wants people to drink more coffee flavored milk.

sakredkow म्हणाले...

I've heard "Come Together" about a million times, and I had no idea that Lennon was (supposedly?) saying "Shoot me".

Shounds more like "Shoop".

And nothing on the Internet seems to suggest anyone else thinks it's "shoot me".

Source, please?


Because wikipedia sez so.

Well I've been wrong before in my Beatles trivia, but no way Jose I'm buying this happy horsesh*t.

sakredkow म्हणाले...

They did however sing "tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit" behind John's vocals in "Girl."

अनामित म्हणाले...

Well I've been wrong before in my Beatles trivia, but no way Jose I'm buying this happy horsesh*t.

phx: Well, you're wrong again. Here's one of the sound engineers on Abbey Road:

On the finished record you can really only hear the word 'shoot'. The bass guitar note falls where the 'me' is.

Geoff Emerick
The Complete Beatles Recording Sessions, Mark Lewisohn


You're welcome.

sakredkow म्हणाले...

creeley23: I need more persuasive evidence.

sakredkow म्हणाले...

Well I don't know. Maybe.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Imagine no John Lennon; it's easy if you try.

Tired of John Lennon. Tired. Replaced his talent with banal sloganeering, mastering the narcissistic Tweet years before the technology. Power to the People, right on. Imagine no possessions while I play my elegant white grand piano in my tastefully elegant white high-ceilinged room in my elaborate English country mansion, etc etc. Let my assistant fetch you tea and take your shoes, white carpet you know.

Take his greatest peace antics (bagism, bed-ins, billboards, you pick) and * imagine * the thirty-something yelp from Green Day doing those exact. same. things. With the exact. same. sincerity.

Why the cringe? Or, worse: why no cringe?

Don't misunderstand: he was great at something peppy, something happy, something up-tempo. Something snappy. Can do without the peace lament crap.

To paraphrase Lennon's own seasonal song: Merry Xmas school shootings are over (if you want it). See? All better.

Kirk Parker म्हणाले...

Tom,

"Auggh"

I can feel your disease.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

Wm. Kerrigan suggests embracing PC

A trucker looks at the waitress, likes what he sees, leans over the counter and asks, "How long have you been a server, honey?"