१९ नोव्हेंबर, २०१२

The Good Giraffe.

"While sitting on the toilet, a jobless Scottish man had an idea: Why not dress as a giraffe and do good deeds for people?"

५० टिप्पण्या:

Farmer म्हणाले...

Because you'll scare them off before you can get the chance to help.

rcommal म्हणाले...

Charming story; it made me smile. Sometimes weird ideas lead to good deeds.

Paddy O म्हणाले...

Self-regard leads to selflessness?

rcommal म्हणाले...

Of course, one wonders about what aspect of the toileting experience provoked the idea. Some sort of analogy to a giraffe's neck, maybe?

Heh.

rcommal म्हणाले...

One wonders, but doesn't really want to picture it. PLEASE RINSE MY BRAIN!

rcommal म्हणाले...

Paddy, your avatar is just great, by the way. Such a pretty, happy picture.

DADvocate म्हणाले...

Giraffe's are always willing to stick their necks out for others.

Icepick म्हणाले...

Hey, you want happy avatars?

Look over there --->

That guy is ALWAYS smiling.

Icepick म्हणाले...

Imagine how this origin story is going to play in the movies. Ben Stiller will need to make this one....

Rabel म्हणाले...

Wiki:

"The giraffe's prehensile tongue is about 50 cm (20 in) long. It is purplish-black in color, perhaps to protect against sunburn, and is useful for grasping foliage as well as for grooming and cleaning the animal's nose."

Scott म्हणाले...

Never let a giraffe French-kiss you.

David म्हणाले...

Loo-ney!

David म्हणाले...

Name that Giraffe:

Loois

Mary Loo

Loocretia

Skip T.M. Loo

Captain Kangaloo

Looloo

David म्हणाले...

Bad Giraffe: Dress as a giraffe and scare the wits out of people at night.

campy म्हणाले...

Why not dress as a human and get a job?

Scott M म्हणाले...

Cue Eddie Izzard's contrary point of view about the morality of giraffes in 3...2...1...

Patrick म्हणाले...

I'm not a saint, or anything close, but one thing I've learned is that I never regret taking time to do something nice, or even say something nice.

I do wonder though, why it seems so hard at times.

अनामित म्हणाले...

"Bad Giraffe: Dress as a giraffe and scare the wits out of people at night."

11/19/12 4:03 PM

Makes it easier to peep in high windows too.

David म्हणाले...

Previous highly inventive Scots:

Alexander Graham Bell (Telephone, etc, etc.)
Andrew Carnegie (Modern industrial organization)
John Muir (Nature)
Charles McIntosh (Raincoat)
Adam Smith (Capitalist economic theory)
David Buick (Buicks)
James Watt (steam engine)
Alexander Fleming (pennicillin)
John McAdam (Macadam)
Ian Wilmut (Beta Blockers)
Robert Watson-Watt (Radar)
Lord Kelvin (Thermodynamics)
John Dunlop (Inflatable tire)

And so many more . . . .

Geoff Matthews म्हणाले...

Was alcohol involved with this decision?
Not with the doing good deeds bit, but the costume choice.

AllenS म्हणाले...

That's when I shave.

Nora म्हणाले...

"Was alcohol involved with this decision?
Not with the doing good deeds bit, but the costume choice."

The costume is a great choice if one wants to attract attention. Then the person can be seen from the distance.

Nora म्हणाले...

... although I wonder how tall this guy is.

edutcher म्हणाले...

Not unlike the Lone Ranger, but for life's trivialities.

Bob Boyd म्हणाले...

I never met a giraffe I didn't like.

Methadras म्हणाले...

Damned Scottish furries.

bagoh20 म्हणाले...

People with jobs think of this too - nearly every time we go to the loo, but we are too busy to get started.

Michael म्हणाले...

Everything is wonderful about this guy, but for one thing. He has, and uses, a drum. Forewarned.

Michael म्हणाले...

Everything is wonderful about this guy, but for one thing. He has, and uses, a drum. Forewarned.

Darrell म्हणाले...

Geoffrey from Toys "R" Us should sue the crap out of him--or beat it out of him.

Chip S. म्हणाले...

Why not a unicorn?

Then you don't have to specify that you're a "good" one.

You could leave a trail of skittles behind, too.

somefeller म्हणाले...

No true Scotsman would do such a thing.

Chip S. म्हणाले...

nicely played, somefeller.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Not quite as inspiring as Martin Luther writing his theses while sitting on the can...

Paddy O म्हणाले...

Thanks, rcommal!

Penny म्हणाले...

Funny how we assume that a guy who dons a giraffe costume can S T R E T C H his human neck all up in there. :|

Unknown म्हणाले...

And giraffes do it with only seven vertebrae, same as every mammal.

Penny म्हणाले...

And then looks down!

Only to be overcome with good wishes, followed by positive intent for those "below".

अनामित म्हणाले...

Probably more typical of how jobless Scottish men spend their day. (from 0:35)

The rule of Lemnity म्हणाले...

Hamas sees the Obama win as a windfall... and acts out.

But nobody dares say it... at least I haven't seen it.

An inconvenient truth?

Like Romney's post-election analysis... the truth that dare not speak its name.

Bob Ellison म्हणाले...

Eustace Chilke said "And giraffes do it with only seven vertebrae, same as every mammal."

I learned that a few years ago when an alpaca on our ranch broke his neck. The veterinarian, a nice guy in rough clothes with a soothing voice, said the poor guy had only as many vertebrae as the rest of us mammals, so when one goes in the middle, the animal is pretty much doomed. He was telling me the alpaca, whom we called Dr. Seuss, should be put to death, that there weren't realistic alternatives.

There ought to be a lesson here.

Chip Ahoy म्हणाले...

No true Scotsman would do such a thing.

Noooo.

Dressess giraffe in plaid pleated skirt, knee socks and tam with puffy ball on top. Equips giraffe with bagpipes. Offers giraffe single malt whisky. Observes true Scotsgiraffeman.

Penny म्हणाले...

You just might be right, Lem.

Course you're thinking like an observer of RATIONAL extremists, given that best guess.

Can only imagine Israel rolling her eyes and thinking...

"My fucking feet hurt, and I ALREADY overpay my Public Relations people!

madAsHell म्हणाले...

Really???....ya gotta dress up as a giraffe?

I'm thinking sex offender!

yashu म्हणाले...

Lem, there may be something to that.

Cf. the reaction in the Middle East (e.g. Iran) when Reagan was elected.

This time, Carter/Obama got a second term.

Penny म्हणाले...

Awww, come on, madAsHell!

Didn't your momma track your childhood growth, inch by inch, along the neck of the "Good Giraffe"?


Stay loose, man.

Never too late for an impressive ... SPURT.

:P

somefeller म्हणाले...

Thank you, Chip S.

Sam L. म्हणाले...

Big Bird is otherwise occupied.

Ooooh....Occupy Big Bird!

rcommal म्हणाले...

Lem:

This one is for you, because I remember when.

Not meant to be nasty, at all, at all: Just noting. And it's not personal or just you, either. It's what it is. And what's hard to just, you know, accept as what is and what's what.

That said, Lem, thanks for the memories and for the reminders.


Eric the Fruit Bat म्हणाले...

Speaking of toilets and inspiring thoughts, . . . click this, . . . if you dare!