२८ ऑक्टोबर, २०१२

"We strapped the President into an airplane that was heading to the ground at Mach speed..."

Colorado Senator Mark Udall indulged in a bit of hyperbole (and metaphor) — Fox News Sunday this morning — to describe where Obama found himself at the point of inauguration.

६५ टिप्पण्या:

campy म्हणाले...

And then he deplaned in Sweden to pick up his Nobel.

Rusty म्हणाले...

In over his head from the get go.
Nobody could see that comin'.

mesquito म्हणाले...

President Romney will be inheriting a mess. However, he has some class, so he won't be harping on it all the time.

Sorun म्हणाले...

"...and gave him a blank check."

Shouting Thomas म्हणाले...

Poor guy! It's so hard being President.

The first black president should have gotten a better deal.

How unfair! It's unfair, I tell you!

I'd like to do better than this, but the Old Dawgz gig ended late, and Big Joe insisted on stopping at the White Castle for sliders after the gig. Got home at 2:30 a.m.! Jesus, but the women were hot!

Paddy O म्हणाले...

Maybe he shouldn't have volunteered to be a test pilot.

exhelodrvr1 म्हणाले...

And instead of pulling the aircraft out of the dive, the President is pulling the handle for the ejection seat.

Mark O म्हणाले...

It was so unfair of you to elect him. He really didn't expect it, and you know that is true.

It would be better said that he jumped in the airplane and hit the accelerator.

After all, he's just not that smart.

Pastafarian म्हणाले...

"we strapped the president into an airplane that was heading to the ground at Mach speed..."

...and then we realized: hey, does this guy even know how to fly? I mean, has he ever flown anything other than a kite in his life?

Wait, wasn't that other candidate an actual pilot?

Oh, shit.

Astro म्हणाले...

Democrats conveniently forget that they controlled both houses of congress during Bush's last 2 years in office -- the 2 years when the deficit (surprisingly) started to grow and the economy started to contract.

Yeah, I know, shocker that they'd forget this.

Pastafarian म्हणाले...

MarkO, he was just digging his way out of the hole.

pauldar म्हणाले...

Then the time ran out on his quarter and he had to borrow 16 Trillion to play some more.

Paddy O म्हणाले...

Personally, though, I'm more than happy to help him out of that plane.

Why should America be so cruel as to keep him to a plane that is now that much closer to the ground.

Conserve Liberty म्हणाले...

IOW, if you're thinking of voting for Romney (gasp!) you need to vote for Our Dear Leader because you feel sorry for him.

Affirmative Action in action.

अनामित म्हणाले...

If he were competent in manipulating the MSM cover-up parachute he would have cruised around, enjoyed the view and descended for a Baumgartenesque landing.

Obviously shits happened, and some, like the death of an ambassador not optimal bump in the road shits, do happen. Only hope the MSM parachute is big enough to cover up the stink.

Eric the Fruit Bat म्हणाले...

Ship of state, used to be the metaphor, but ships are slow and there's usually time to steer away from reefs, icebergs and the like.

Look for flying saucers, in the future.

ricpic म्हणाले...

Couldn't we strap him on a rocket to the moon, Alice?!

caplight45 म्हणाले...

Well, unicorns can fly so it was only natural that he assumed that he would mount his magic steed and take off. Reality can be such a bite in the rear.

NotWhoIUsedtoBe म्हणाले...

Then why did the President want to be the pilot?

Excuses, excuses.

Nathan Alexander म्हणाले...

@astro,
Forget that they controlled both houses of congress after the 2006 election?

They actively concealed it!

I am fond of making the point that Senator Obama voted for all the policies that created the economy he claimed he inherited...the very economy he campaigned on being the best person to fix.

pm317 म्हणाले...


""We strapped the President into an airplane that was heading to the ground at Mach speed...""


And we found out, he is NO Felix Baumgartner.

Rose म्हणाले...

If Obama had had one iota of an ounce of the character of a Thomas Sowell, we would all have been not only pleasantly surprised, but we'd be voting for him again, regardless of party.

He never had even that iota. He is not a great man. He's not even a good one.

And when you stack his life achievements against Romney's achievements, it's not wonder he hates Romney, who is everything he is not.

Please, God, let people do the right thing this election, let them set aside their partisanship and vote this disaster into the history bin.

Nathan Alexander म्हणाले...

Active concealment resulted in their own voters not knowing:
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=mm1KOBMg1Y8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dmm1KOBMg1Y8

rhhardin म्हणाले...

We've had better luck with military pilots than community organizers, for some reason.

bleh म्हणाले...

The Secret Service should interview him for using such extreme rhetoric. Sure, he's suppprting the president, but you simply cannot use those words! It's uncivil! It conjures up violent images and degrades our politics! It's damn near eliminationist!

Right?

Tim म्हणाले...

Maybe, in an honest moment of self-reflection, this president admits to himself that, as the least experienced and least qualified man ever nominated and then elected president, he never should have run, or at least waited until he learned something, a term or three, in the Senate.

Hopefully, so too do enough Obama voters, especially in Ohio.

It's never a good idea to use the presidency of the United States to test a social engineering experiment.

Maybe we've learned something from all this?

I sure hope so.

Peter म्हणाले...

Why was the pervert totally disgusted when he came across his collection of 1990's child pornography?

Because he realized that the girls are adults by now.

Curious George म्हणाले...

It's up to you America!

अनामित म्हणाले...

What do POTUS, VPOTUS, SOS say when they hear Benghazi: Go F*** Yourself (adapted from Argo)

" You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin' "

(from Nancy Sinatra, These Boots Are Made for Walkin')

Wince म्हणाले...

"We strapped the President into an airplane that was heading to the ground at Mach speed..."

Exclusive video!

"INCREDIBLE, Ain't It???"

"Sorry folks, we ran out of gas...

Eee, you know how it is with these 'A' Cards."

Shouting Thomas म्हणाले...

You friggin' fascist fucks!

Don't you realize we've got to re-elect Obama because The Children of the Future demand it!

And, if you don't vote for Obama, you're a racist!

Original Mike म्हणाले...

We? He asked for the job, for Christ sake.

I was more interested in the nonanswers and body language of the two Democratic Senators over the question: "Were the drones over Benghazi armed?" Their squirming said it all.

edutcher म्हणाले...

The same could be said of Ronald Reagan (not to mention a foreign policy mess).

I don't recall his complaining.

अनामित म्हणाले...

"Strapped him into an airplane?" Ah, yes, just like Seamus strapped to the roof of Mitt's car...

Obama didn't want to be president at all, but WE dragged him into that airplane and strapped him in. He wasn't the pilot, any more than Seamus drove Romney's car. No, the President of the United States is completely powerless to control or steer events. He's just along for the ride like the rest of us.

Now there's an inspiring vision.

Forward!

अनामित म्हणाले...

Observation: He's such a cute little babe, it's never his fault, we made him do it, we made such incredible demands on him, it's Bush's fault, its's Kerry's fault for his comatose debate, it's Hillary's fault for Benghazi, it's the Teleprompter's fault for his babbling, four more years for the cute little innocent babe!

Mogget म्हणाले...

Office of the President-Eject?

virgil xenophon म्हणाले...

Yeah, things were in such bad shape that that airplane was flying on $1.87/Gal gas...we're in SO much better shape now..

chuck म्हणाले...

At least he had his golf clubs with him.

bagoh20 म्हणाले...

Agreed. So let's not make that mistake again.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Yep. That's a winning campaign slogan. "They strapped me into a plane headed into the ground..."

Democrats have got to be losing to come up with this sad material.

Obama is a textbook example of how not to be a leader.

Titus म्हणाले...

We are voting on assisted suicide and more marijuana use-you can already have a decent amount here now without being illegal but we want more.

tits.

अनामित म्हणाले...

The Democrats are in a binder.

An active Obama = incompetent.

A passive Obama = incompetent + weak

You can see why they'd rather talk about birth control.

bagoh20 म्हणाले...

If you care about Obama, you have to vote him out of this terrible predicament. Only a racist would leave him in office to endure such a thing.

Hagar म्हणाले...

George W. had an almost as bad situation to step into when the Clintons' dotcom bubble burst,but I don't remember him complaining so about it.

These people are born liars with no class.

Big Mike म्हणाले...

We strapped the President into an airplane heading to the ground at Mach speed...

And instead of pulling back on the control yoke he pushed the throttle forward.

Shouting Thomas म्हणाले...

Titus,

Do they have the marijuana dispensaries in MA?

Synova म्हणाले...

Isn't it more like the President demanded to be strapped to a plane heading toward the ground at Mach speed?

It's not as though the man was drafted for the job against his will.

Rusty म्हणाले...

Can't the man just eat his waffle!

JAL म्हणाले...

Cry me a river.

kcom म्हणाले...

We didn't strap him in. He jumped in because in his mind I'm sure he was thinking he was a better pilot than the pilot, a more accomplished navigator than the navigator, a more skilled mechanic than the mechanic, etc. The fact that he'd never had flying lessons or showed his skill in a smaller aircraft was irrelevant.

JAL म्हणाले...

per Astro - and Obama had the hOuse and the Senate his first two years.

And there was no budget. There is no budget.

Man! That's the way to pull out of a dive!

Nice going Dems. Drive us right into the ground and Blame Bush™

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves म्हणाले...

I wish the GOP would find a really excellent candidate to run against Udall- the ensconced pol-for-life.

edutcher म्हणाले...

Can we agree Mogget takes the thread?

LilyBart म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
LilyBart म्हणाले...

What a bunch a whiners.

A LOT of the problems in the economy was the government's meddling in the market, especially the housing market.

And, Barack Obama WAS part of the problem. Remember, he was one of the lawyers suing banks to force more loans to lower income minorities. Part of his 'redistribution' schemes even back then.

gk1 म्हणाले...

Boo-fucking-hoo, obama signed up for the job and as it turns out he is totally lacking in flying skills. Don't these democrats understand you don't get a gold star just for showing up in this world?

Milwaukee म्हणाले...

If 0bama is re-elected, upon whom will the blame be placed for the mess inherited? Doesn't the whole "It's Bush's fault." excuse expire at the end of the first term?

wyo sis म्हणाले...

Imagine the situation Mitt will find himself in after 4 years with no course correction and Obama's foot on the accelerator. And yet, I don't get a picture of a dummy strapped to a bomb when I think of Romney.

sdharms म्हणाले...

How many skirts does BHO get to hide behind. ? He needs Mark Udall making excuses for him????

JAL म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Jim Ellison म्हणाले...

In my recollection, 1980 was as bad and worse in some ways than 2008. By 1984 things were good enough for a 49 to 1 landslide. So don't blame Bush. Democrat policies just don't work.

Amartel म्हणाले...

I checked and the Arabic commenter is referring us to "Chat and Forums Iraqna." fwiw.

Anyway, regarding Captain Zero, President Present, Oblamer the Magnioloquent Crash Test Dummy: After we "strapped him in," what did he do other than step on the gas and increase the mach speed from 1 to 3?

Sam L. म्हणाले...

Only a raaaaacist would do such a thing, Senator!

Any yes, The Won hisownself raised and accepted money to buy this office. It's his own damned fault/responsibility.

Barry Dauphin म्हणाले...

We strapped the president in an airplane...

... and we ignored the fact that he didn't have a pilot's license and had never flown a plane.

Sheridan म्हणाले...

It strikes me that BHO was never very concerned about figuring-out how to land the aircraft.